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Thanatos
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Hey, sorry about the delay.
Due to an error in interdimensional DOOM routing, all the scheduled apocalypses intended for Earth were accidentally sent to the wrong version of reality. To fulfill our contractual obligation, you will now be sent a 500 earthquakes, 200 giant killer asteroids and small planets, a galactic tsunami plus a bonus lifetime supply of apocalyptic solar flares. We apologize for any inconvenience this delay may have caused. Shipping may take eight to ten weeks.
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THANATOS:

Cripes, I thought you were apologizing for Tom.
"Until you are willing to organize your friends and neighbors and literally shut down cities - drive at 5mph through the streets of major cities on the freeway and stop commerce, refuse to show up for work, refuse to borrow and spend more than you make, show up in Washington DC with a million of your neighbors and literally shut down The Capitol you WILL be bent over the table on a daily basis." Karl Denninger

Don't blame me; I voted for Ron Paul.


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04/19/2007 03:43 PM
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Apology accepted; but don't let it happen again!!


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THANATOS:

Cripes, I thought you were apologizing for Tom.
 Quoting: Redheaded Stepchild


Tom? Which of the people who I have pissed off is he?
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04/19/2007 03:50 PM
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Hey, sorry about the delay.
Well finally! I must say, whoever works in customer relations needs to be fired!

I called about the doom back up and was put on hold for 40 days and 40 nights, and then this bored sarcastic woman with a high nasal whine to her voice got on and started counting down. I started getting excited thinking she was counting down the seconds till doomsday, and then I hear this screeching on the line and shouts of "oh yeah baby more . . .more!"
Well this went on for 2 minutes and she finally went on in that same irritating nasal whine and said "If you would like to hear more you must give me your credit card number along with you name and billing adress. . . . . . . I'm waiting . . . .".

I figured enough was enough and decided I'd tell her that planet Earth has not recieved the doom that had been ordered a month and a half ago. She then sounded quite flustered and threatened me to never tell her boss and then proceeded to tell me that my claim will be taken to the Department Of Delayed Doom for analysis. It should take another 40 nights and 40 days for the claim to go through.

Anyway, point being, we're glad the doom is coming, but you need to fire your head of Customer Relations.
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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Re: Hey, sorry about the delay.
Well finally! I must say, whoever works in customer relations needs to be fired!

I called about the doom back up and was put on hold for 40 days and 40 nights, and then this bored sarcastic woman with a high nasal whine to her voice got on and started counting down. I started getting excited thinking she was counting down the seconds till doomsday, and then I hear this screeching on the line and shouts of "oh yeah baby more . . .more!"
Well this went on for 2 minutes and she finally went on in that same irritating nasal whine and said "If you would like to hear more you must give me your credit card number along with you name and billing adress. . . . . . . I'm waiting . . . .".

I figured enough was enough and decided I'd tell her that planet Earth has not recieved the doom that had been ordered a month and a half ago. She then sounded quite flustered and threatened me to never tell her boss and then proceeded to tell me that my claim will be taken to the Department Of Delayed Doom for analysis. It should take another 40 nights and 40 days for the claim to go through.

Anyway, point being, we're glad the doom is coming, but you need to fire your head of Customer Relations.
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue


I see you're feeling surreal today too. How's life?
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04/19/2007 04:04 PM
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THANATOS:

Cripes, I thought you were apologizing for Tom.


Tom? Which of the people who I have pissed off is he?
 Quoting: Thanatos


DeLayAbram
"Until you are willing to organize your friends and neighbors and literally shut down cities - drive at 5mph through the streets of major cities on the freeway and stop commerce, refuse to show up for work, refuse to borrow and spend more than you make, show up in Washington DC with a million of your neighbors and literally shut down The Capitol you WILL be bent over the table on a daily basis." Karl Denninger

Don't blame me; I voted for Ron Paul.


Silence is consent.
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Re: Hey, sorry about the delay.
THANATOS:

Cripes, I thought you were apologizing for Tom.


Tom? Which of the people who I have pissed off is he?


DeLayAbram
 Quoting: Redheaded Stepchild


laugh
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04/19/2007 04:15 PM
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I see you're feeling surreal today too. How's life?
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I'm getting my loritab and ambien today. So, life's pretty darn peachy.

Just in time for the doom.
Hey, I here someone had a seance and channeled a demon and we get nuclear war in 3 weeks. I'm getting my supplie in just in time.
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I see you're feeling surreal today too. How's life?


I'm getting my loritab and ambien today. So, life's pretty darn peachy.

Just in time for the doom.
Hey, I here someone had a seance and channeled a demon and we get nuclear war in 3 weeks. I'm getting my supplie in just in time.
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue


I really wish they would give me another week or so before all the doom starts, because otherwise all I'll get is a single stupid week of summer vacation. Whoopdedoo.

I hope you feel better. Loritab is some pretty heavy stuff.
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04/19/2007 04:35 PM
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thanatos
i thought you said there wouldn't be doom for six weeks?
loritab/lortab/percocet/hydrocodone/vicodin?
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Re: Hey, sorry about the delay.
Well finally! I must say, whoever works in customer relations needs to be fired!

I called about the doom back up and was put on hold for 40 days and 40 nights, and then this bored sarcastic woman with a high nasal whine to her voice got on and started counting down. I started getting excited thinking she was counting down the seconds till doomsday, and then I hear this screeching on the line and shouts of "oh yeah baby more . . .more!"
Well this went on for 2 minutes and she finally went on in that same irritating nasal whine and said "If you would like to hear more you must give me your credit card number along with you name and billing adress. . . . . . . I'm waiting . .

 Quoting: SpectrumBlue

so how'd you get the doom number?
SpectrumBlue

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04/19/2007 05:32 PM
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Well finally! I must say, whoever works in customer relations needs to be fired!



so how'd you get the doom number?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 225518



Than hooked me up.



And Thanatos, loritab is nothing to me. Just a bit of something to take the edge off.

Though, if you've ever had morphine in pill form, that's some heavy stuff. Makes you feel like you're on cloud nine for awhile, but it gives you one heck of a hangover.
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04/19/2007 05:42 PM
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THAT EXPLAINS YOUR PARANOIA LATLY
SPECTRUM,INVISIBLE STALKERS
SpectrumBlue

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THAT EXPLAINS YOUR PARANOIA LATLY
SPECTRUM,INVISIBLE STALKERS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 174926



Actually haven't had any opiates in awhile or ambien.

And stalker is said with as much seriousness as I can muster on that matter. Which is none.
I just like to call AC trolls that who attack me as soon as I post in a thread that they have been keeping tabs on. Keeps them on their toes.
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thanatos
i thought you said there wouldn't be doom for six weeks?
loritab/lortab/percocet/hydrocodone/vicodin?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 225518


It got rolled back in response to all the whining.
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As long as my *FREE* laptop gets here first. Or do I have to sign up for several doom offers to be elligible?





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