Do you think that the stories of nerds strangling people to death with their thighs is true?

I've came across 4..

1 was a nerd jumping on a school bully in a school bathroom, and the nerd wrapped his thighs around the bully's neck, killing him by suffocation.

2 was nerd-on-nerd. One of the nerds had a nerd friend he liked playing chess with. Did too well at chess, nerd friend got angry and forced him between his thighs and choked him to death over the course of 5 minutes.

3 was a nerdy guy who strangled his roommate with his legs after his roommate threatened him. It took the victim 10 minutes to finally die.

4 was apparently in Oregon in 2014, the victim, a 17 year old male, was last seen alive at a Denny's with 3 nerdy looking guys. He was found strangled in his car the next morning. The bruising on the neck made the coroner conclude he'd been strangled between a set of thighs.



So what are your thoughts?

How would you even end up in between a nerd's legs? Wouldn't biting the nerd's inner thigh make him release his grip? Also what kind of nerd can keep up such a killer squeeze for 5-10 minutes straight?