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That's it, I'm an American!

 
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
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Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


Fuck, I knew there was something even cooler about you than your crazy choice of educational path.
Another clan from the highlands.
You do realize, as a freshly-minted citizen, that at some point we will have to drain a dram in honor of your engineering/warrior roots, right?

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That's fantastic OP!

Welcome aboard!!! You gotta be feelin' good huh?
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Very. But also very tired. It's been a long road.
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Drinking Thread!!!!!!
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Do you ever get tired of being right?

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Re: That's it, I'm an American!
No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76046435


Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


Fuck, I knew there was something even cooler about you than your crazy choice of educational path.
Another clan from the highlands.
You do realize, as a freshly-minted citizen, that at some point we will have to drain a dram in honor of your engineering/warrior roots, right?

highlander
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I'm on it!
deplorably republican
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Drinking Thread!!!!!!
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Got a drink in hand.

cheers
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

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What do you do? What skills do you bring to America?
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Post on GLP. Posting on GLP.
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Well then congrats. But don't slack off! Its a privilege living in the best country in the world! chuckle
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Very. But also very tired. It's been a long road.

Yeah, but you did it!

Now it's done and it is something that can never be taken away from you!

Congrat's again!
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
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Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
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How's the accent? It's a good one!


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Congrats, OM! Happy to welcome a new fellow American!

Especially, you :)
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76046435


Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


Fuck, I knew there was something even cooler about you than your crazy choice of educational path.
Another clan from the highlands.
You do realize, as a freshly-minted citizen, that at some point we will have to drain a dram in honor of your engineering/warrior roots, right?

highlander
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I do now. And I'm very much looking forward to it.

Also, fuck the English.
Wisdom is revealed as much by the questions one asks as the answers one gives.
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Congratulations and welcome aboard!

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Thank you for respecting the rule of law and the sovereignty of the USA.
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iamwithhf
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
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Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


How's the accent? It's a good one!


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Fairly mellow actually, because I'm from Edinburgh, but it comes out when I drink.
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Congrats, OM! Happy to welcome a new fellow American!

Especially, you :)
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Thanks! :)
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76046435


Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


Fuck, I knew there was something even cooler about you than your crazy choice of educational path.
Another clan from the highlands.
You do realize, as a freshly-minted citizen, that at some point we will have to drain a dram in honor of your engineering/warrior roots, right?

:highlander:
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I do now. And I'm very much looking forward to it.

Also, fuck the English.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


Och, aye.

Sorry....

Congrats OP!!! Best wishes.
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76046435


Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


How's the accent? It's a good one!


 Quoting: CrankyFairy1


Fairly mellow actually, because I'm from Edinburgh, but it comes out when I drink.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


CB-sjgr
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Drinking Thread!!!!!!
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Do you ever get tired of being right?

whiskey
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A word of caution to neophyte Martini drinkers: When taken to excess, this perfectly civilized drink can lead directly to uncivilized behavior.
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Do you ever get tired of being right?

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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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Welcome aboard Sir!


A word of caution to neophyte Martini drinkers: When taken to excess, this perfectly civilized drink can lead directly to uncivilized behavior.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Yes please. Send it with my welfare check.
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Congrats!!!!!

hf
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Coincidentally, today is George Washington's birthday.
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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You are not an American
You're a US citizen
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Lol.
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hesright
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Congrats!dance
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Do you want a cookie?
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Yes please. Send it with my welfare check.
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FUCK YOU Piece of Shit. Do you really think people here paying taxes are happy for another drain on our earnings.

Hay now that you're a citizen you're also now guilty of sedition and possibly treason because w/o earning your own way you're only continuing the treasonous destruction of the left.

I hope you die soon and from your post we know where you're going. Meanwhile praying you don't succeed in destroying this nation that's been build on the blood of our ancestors.

wtf
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Oh great, like we don't have enough idiots now
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You are not an American
You're a US citizen
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I bet OP knows more about America than you do AC 75929154.


A new sworn in 'Citizen' has to know about America to become a Citizen.

Too many 'Americans" don't know jack shit about America.


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Coincidentally, today is George Washington's birthday.
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Are you sure it's coincidence? They could have set it up so you were sworn in on this day.

damned
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Coincidentally, today is George Washington's birthday.
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True peace, happiness, contentment and self-worth come from within, and cannot be given, or taken away, by any person or thing.

The Golden Rule Solves Everything.

Please ask yourself "Have I sufficiently listened to both sides, before forming my opinion on matters of debate?" If not, you might want to re-think your position.

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