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I just joined the NRA and....

 
Dodah

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02/23/2018 08:06 PM

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I just joined the NRA and....
And gave my Trump savings to them as well. $1,000. My wife just said she is going to give me some bang bang tonight.

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02/23/2018 08:08 PM
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Re: I just joined the NRA and....
I don't even own a gun but would give them money if I had it.
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02/23/2018 08:12 PM
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So, you basically paid $1,000 so your wife will have sex with you?
Dodah  (OP)

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02/23/2018 08:14 PM

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Check out the new news channel, NEWSMAX".
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02/23/2018 08:15 PM
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I’m kidding, OP!

That was extremely noble of you, and I applaud you, sir!!

5 stars and green Karma!

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Dodah  (OP)

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Either way its a win win..........
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02/23/2018 08:16 PM

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OMG its happening..........
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The Comedian :D

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02/23/2018 08:37 PM
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Re: I just joined the NRA and....
And gave my Trump savings to them as well. $1,000. My wife just said she is going to give me some bang bang tonight.

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02/23/2018 08:40 PM
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OMG its happening..........
 Quoting: Dodah


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‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense

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02/23/2018 09:14 PM
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Re: I just joined the NRA and....
After listening to NRA Wayne LaPierre's speech at CPAC 2018
I renewed my membership in the NRA, WATCH the video well worth it.
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02/23/2018 09:23 PM
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OMG its happening..........
 Quoting: Dodah


It’s been an hour.

OP’s getting his money’s worth!

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Dodah  (OP)

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02/23/2018 09:42 PM

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Ah... I've never had my barrel oiled like that. Shes out smoking and wants me to reload.
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02/23/2018 10:46 PM

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Re: I just joined the NRA and....
Don't forget the GOA. They are even better than the NRA in some regards.
Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running.

Used by the Founders...
Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives”
reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to
its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in
the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by
the children of the citizens
, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all
their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel

Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day...
America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments...
1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year.
2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges.
3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set.
4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit.

Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates.

Democrats are a WMD, literally.

Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall.
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02/23/2018 11:05 PM
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Ah... I've never had my barrel oiled like that. Shes out smoking and wants me to reload.
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Fuckin A, bro!
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02/23/2018 11:09 PM
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02/23/2018 11:11 PM
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You failed with "wife" but you are redeemed with the story.
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02/23/2018 11:14 PM
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Re: I just joined the NRA and....
The NRA is literally the ones pushing for Bump stock bans and background check revisions. I don't know about the 21 y/o thing though.





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