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Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out.

 
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Happened to my husband and with it a horrible kidney infection where he was pissing pus.
He had been fire grade sheet rocking the ceiling for a huge commercial building.
They told him that it did come from strain and over exertion, he caught the Australian flu during it as well.

Took thousands of dollars in antibiotics and a hospital stay with surgery.
He has double scoliosis and one part of the surgery was over determining if what the doctor was seeing was his spine protruding from the side of his neck, or not, of course it was.
The radiologist told he it was.
The rest was bowel related and some removal, he has a bowel condition and has for a long time.
He is a lot better today than back then, mainly changing his diet and not taking something more than he can bear the weight of for long extended time allotments.
He is not super man.
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For real tho
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I did not need to read this. I'm never going to the bathroom again. Omfg
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Re: Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out.
Walking must feel very different with that.

No mention of being in pain.

I'd expect it to be very painful.
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07/17/2022 11:13 PM
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Re: Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out.
Well that sucks. I suppose I need to find somewhere else to play Tetris.
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Well that sucks. I suppose I need to find somewhere else to play Tetris.
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Tlought I would hurl when I heard about monkeypox goo this does it was
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I did not need to read this. I'm never going to the bathroom again. Omfg
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I just spent 15 minutes in the bathroom.

I couldn't relax to go 1. What am I gonna do when I have to go 2?

I think I'll just stop eating and drinking.


You guys are ruining my life but at least I'm laughing.
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Walking must feel very different with that.

No mention of being in pain.

I'd expect it to be very painful.
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Walking hell. You aint getting out of bed lol
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Re: Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out.
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
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Sum Ting Wong is the badass of Guangdong
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Very clever!

lucky
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Pete Buttigieg rectum fell out. ?
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Walking must feel very different with that.

No mention of being in pain.

I'd expect it to be very painful.
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Pfft. Put some ointment on it.

chuckle
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Walking must feel very different with that.

No mention of being in pain.

I'd expect it to be very painful.
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Pfft. Put some ointment on it.

chuckle
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Internal ligaments must be stretched.
Not so easy.
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I did not need to read this. I'm never going to the bathroom again. Omfg
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I just spent 15 minutes in the bathroom.

I couldn't relax to go 1. What am I gonna do when I have to go 2?

I think I'll just stop eating and drinking.


You guys are ruining my life but at least I'm laughing.
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Speculum. Room to go, and it'll probably keep you from turning inside out.

doctor

15 minutes to pee? What do you do when you have to take a whiz quiz?
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Just slap that sucker back into place...

https://imgur.com/Eg5NCcT

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Why is always China with those weird cases?
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Good lord, it happens to me almost every week. I just wipe my ass really good and push it back in.
The world is full of pussies now. Damn
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Do your kegels people.
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Who else puckered up the entire time you read the article?xxxcite
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The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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If u strain can happen too
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Great now I have one more thing to worry about.
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Re: Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out.
The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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That is not true either. It happens to elderly people a lot. It is because of loss of muscles. Probably sitting too much.
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Poor Gerbil suffocated inside the sac...it just wanted out...

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Whoever bumped this thread needs to lean into my hand!
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The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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That is not true either. It happens to elderly people a lot. It is because of loss of muscles. Probably sitting too much.
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I think that both can be true. 1dunno1
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Poor Gerbil suffocated inside the sac...it just wanted out...
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Richard Gere reference?


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Whoever bumped this thread needs to lean into my hand!
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Re: Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out.
How is this news? Rectal and vaginal prolapse are things that happen everyday, and not just to humans either.

Life is hard.

There is a website devoted to prolapse, it is called "The Whole Woman" dot com (or something like that).

Last time I checked it out they had information about exercises and posture that helps.

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What kind of a dumb name is BadProgBad
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Progressives are bad. Speak to them as if they are a pet cat.
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Washington State governor Jay inslee is a cool guy he seems like he's really fun too.
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He's a douche bag who let's his cities get burned down by brown shirts.
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Weather you like his politics or not you gotta admit Jay Inslee is a pretty cool guy. A lot of fun too.
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Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
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Progressives are bad. Speak to them as if they are a pet cat.
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Washington State governor Jay inslee is a cool guy he seems like he's really fun too.
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He's a douche bag who let's his cities get burned down by brown shirts.
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Weather you like his politics or not you gotta admit Jay Inslee is a pretty cool guy. A lot of fun too.
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I've actually hung out with Jay Inslee.
Yeah he is. A really cool person.
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Now Kate Brown is just an ugly mean bitch.
Newsom is a smug little prick.
Jay Inslee though is a really cool guy.
Good and fun too.





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