High Levels Of Fecal Bacteria Found At Popular Spring Break Beaches

Who's scared of some fecal bacteria anyway?

It's natural for us to fight them off.

Don't be a pussy.

a few tide pods and they'll be all set!

Spring Breakers are the product of helicopter parents. Most have never been exposed to a germ.

Wait for all the illness reported by a generation with no immune system and have been vaxxed into a weakened immune system.

Most of that waste is from Mexico. Hot sauce laced turds for sure.

That makes sense. They have polluted Commiefornia beaches too.

Lot of Indian people there.

Shitting in the streets comes naturally to them.

Maybe it is a sign? Maybe our priorities are not in order?

What do you expect with the beach littered with assholes?

247 million Mexicans pooped on the beach yesterday, but they are just the same as us.

Fecal bacteria?

Sounds like the spot where communists would gather.

Stay away from beaches! Don't be young straight or sexual!

No shit. Back in Slovenia we slide our turds out in the garden to manure our vegetables. My parents (who are now living in the US) do this. Maybe they did it on the beach?

Texas Beach Watch

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Eeeww. Better not have any cuts or sores on your body. You will pick up a nasty bacteria.

The wages of sodomy.

Blame the rise in anal sex.

Yep. Our government importing all these third world people are making the US a turd world nation.

Vibriosis causes an estimated 80,000 illnesses and 100 deaths in the United States every year. People with vibriosis become infected by consuming raw or undercooked seafood or exposing a wound to seawater.


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Big influx of Indian tourist's ???

every student needs to get a tetanus antitoxin shot
before leaving the school buildings, which lasts for
10 days, and a tetanus toxoid if still at the beaches
at the end of the 10 days.

No choice now but to declare Level A Decon procedures at all beaches !!!

BAN HUMANS

So puzzling to me how any college student can afford spring break.

First you have to deal with the papers due and keeping grades up.

Then where does the all inclusive $550.00 per night money come from, on top of tuition and housing back in college. Not even including going out to different clubs and flights to various cities.

Um, no. More like disgusting Messicans...

The Chinese wouldn't mind those beaches.

We've all seen that fertilizing thread.