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I bought an air purifier...

 
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I bought an air purifier...
I bought an air purifier. I have asthma and allergies and stuff.

When I bring a cup of freshly brewed coffee in the room, it kicks on in high gear. All the lights light up and shit.

However, my Great Dane can be laying in front of it and let out a drywall melting fart and the damn thing does nothing.

What gives? Something seems off.
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03/13/2018 01:00 AM
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Re: I bought an air purifier...
I bought an air fryer.
That thing rocks chicken wings and french fries.
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03/13/2018 01:03 AM
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Re: I bought an air purifier...
That's hilarious!

I bought a cheap air filter to set in my guest room when a relative (who is asthmatic,) was coming to visit.

It arrived the day before my guest did, and it ended up being a "smoke buddy." A personal smoke filter where you exhale your smoke right into it...
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Re: I bought an air purifier...
That's hilarious!

I bought a cheap air filter to set in my guest room when a relative (who is asthmatic,) was coming to visit.

It arrived the day before my guest did, and it ended up being a "smoke buddy." A personal smoke filter where you exhale your smoke right into it...
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They are supposed to be really good with smoke and dust. Clearly the dog odor setting needs tweaking...
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Re: I bought an air purifier...
That's hilarious!

I bought a cheap air filter to set in my guest room when a relative (who is asthmatic,) was coming to visit.

It arrived the day before my guest did, and it ended up being a "smoke buddy." A personal smoke filter where you exhale your smoke right into it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71503346


They are supposed to be really good with smoke and dust. Clearly the dog odor setting needs tweaking...
 Quoting: Eyeball Replacement


Put some baby powder on his bum. When he passes gas the dust will kick the air filter into high gear. :)
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03/13/2018 01:16 AM

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Re: I bought an air purifier...
That's hilarious!

I bought a cheap air filter to set in my guest room when a relative (who is asthmatic,) was coming to visit.

It arrived the day before my guest did, and it ended up being a "smoke buddy." A personal smoke filter where you exhale your smoke right into it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71503346


They are supposed to be really good with smoke and dust. Clearly the dog odor setting needs tweaking...
 Quoting: Eyeball Replacement


Put some baby powder on his bum. When he passes gas the dust will kick the air filter into high gear. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71503346


Never thought of that. It’s actually not a bad idea!
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03/13/2018 01:37 AM
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Re: I bought an air purifier...
They're really good! Don't forget to vaccumm the outside stretchy covering around it - you will be amazed how much dust it holds.

But if you have allergies, you need to make your dog sleep outside the bedroom. Sorry.

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