I'm giving away a FREE Trial membership to any motherfucker who can actually make me laugh out loud.

A memory of comedian Benny Hill playing an old man German ummpahh band director speaking broken English turns to the audience and says, "Good Heaving Ladies Gentlebodies Undt WARM-CUM To Dee Show!"

Loved Benny Hill when I was growing up!

Not logged in, didn't make me smile.

I'm gonna fetch another drink.


Next?

What do Lesbians need to get married?

- A LIQUOR License!

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thanks travis

Trump

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Original comedy needs a situation, not just a challenge. Gotta take one thing and exaggerate it.

Man....

Everything is a challenge these days.

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Why don't you go fuck yourself OP?

Five dolla sucky sucky soldier boy.
Me luv you long time..

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Trump is a good President.

Wow...

Couple of CARDS here...

Nice.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?


Cancer

just here for the lols.

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Ferdi Tayfur - Siki Siki Baba



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Shut up fat cuck

You had me a "Window licking"

Lol


Just watched the whole thing!



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Sometimes I go out to the backyard and dig a hole.

Then I stand in the hole and pretend I'm a carrot.

That's it... I'm out.

Just about 3 Am here and 123... Got an upgrade.

I'm going to sleep!

Butler knows you're not going to give me a free trial membership. He tells me everything. He's a snitch.

I'm a brony and I wear pink panties

The other day I heard that an ISIS cleric said that women are allowed to carry out suicide bombing attacks without their husbands permission, and I thought wow, this is going to be a huge logistics mess for ISIS. How are women going to get to the target location to blow themselves up, if their husbands don't even know they are doing it?

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And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross, "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday


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Butler?




He's alright in my book... Just a little TOO jaded

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