Karen McDougal is one of the 697,425 women suing Donald Trump to tell the story of that time they had an affair while Melania Trump was at home raising baby Bar--ron. A former Playboy model, her case is interesting, because she was the one whose story got the old “catch and kill” treatment from the National Enquirer, which is run by a Trump BFF, before the election, and she alleges that her original lawyer was actually working in cahoots with Trump’s dipshit lawyer Michael Cohen, and against his own client. That is not how these things are supposed to work!

McDougal sat for an interview with Anderson Cooper on Thursday night, and oh boy, did she have some juicy things to say! For instance, Trump tried to pay her after the first time they had sex, we guess because he thought she was a prostitute. (This is the first time we’ve ever heard of Donald Trump willingly trying to pay somebody for their services! LOL, that’s just a little joke for the benefit of every lawyer who’s ever represented him and every contractor who’s ever worked for him, HI YOU GUYS!) McDougal also says Trump compared her to Ivanka, because Trump is hot for ladies who remind him of Ivanka, his daughter, isn’t that sweet?


Here's a minute by minute rundown of her interview:

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