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My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....

 
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If she's that smart she is probably old enough to know what sin is and that she needs a savior to cover her sins, and justify her in the presence of God, so that she doesn't die and go to Hell. I would talk to her and make sure she is Saved, if you haven't already.
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End times are a vatican myth. You're grandchildren will be lovely. Cherish them, because they will be grandparents later on.
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Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, [52] In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: aa for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
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Well, don't look now, but do a search on all the trumpet sounds coming from the sky the past few years. It's terrifying. I only hope I get to go.
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Re: My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....
I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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1.you live in ohio
2. Your bible sillyness has infected her.
3. demons..
4.lol
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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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Woah. Never noticed that before!!
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Thats crazy
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Ask her how many christmases we have left

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Were she to find $100, all the family could go to a nice dinner.
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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Yes, they did however, the fig tree had not budded, now it has.
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Imagine OP's face when she catches her daughter logged in as BRIEF.
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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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hesright
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half of trumpet? lol, not so smart.
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Were she to find $100, all the family could go to a nice dinner.
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at macdonalds? Dinner is expensive, try 5 bills.
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A little young for schizophrenia but not unheard of. Especially when one parent has it.
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Re: My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....
I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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I’m going to guess you child has a mobile device or computer and you haven’t set the parental controls.
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Re: My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....
She is awoke! Get her in to the Bible right now and show her where it says at the LAST TRUMP!

52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


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show her Trump and Mike Pence = Trumpet's
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They are not literally trumpets, like the musical instruments. The end time trumpets refer to the sound of rock breaking underground, prior to the crustal pole shift. The "hum" people in various parts of the country/world have heard, is that so-called trumpet sound.
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She is awoke! Get her in to the Bible right now and show her where it says at the LAST TRUMP!

52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


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show her Trump and Mike Pence = Trumpet's
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They are not literally trumpets, like the musical instruments. The end time trumpets refer to the sound of rock breaking underground, prior to the crustal pole shift. The "hum" people in various parts of the country/world have heard, is that so-called trumpet sound.
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No, It is the sound of 2 billion christian retards talking out of their ass at the same time when they realize (revelation) that God pulled a fast one on them for their pride.


It will sound like many trumpets.
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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bumpbump
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Israel was reborn in 1948 so it could not have happened before then. Jerusalem was recovered in 1967. bump
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Re: My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....
She is awoke! Get her in to the Bible right now and show her where it says at the LAST TRUMP!

52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


[link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)]

show her Trump and Mike Pence = Trumpet's
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All it shows is that you have poor language skills (bold words).

The dead that "will be raised up" simply means that coffins will pop out of the ground because the ground when the earth's crustal plate is yanked out of place when the earth falls onto its side during the pole shift.

We definitely will be changed because 90% of all life will die.
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We are without a doubt in the last days. The more you study the bible the more you will realize it.
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I thoroughly believe it. The world is so evil and I doubt humanity can sink any lower in the sick sinful perversions and abominations as well as cruelty that is so ripe. God will have the last laugh when He returns.
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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Every day of the turkey’s life was the same until Thanksgiving rolled around. The unprecedented happens every day, if for no other reason than to disabuse us of the notion that today will be just like every day before it. The last days are equated to the days of Noah, who preached for 120 years that a storm is coming, all the while building his boat. All of the mocking, scorning, disbelief and willful ignorance of his message ceased when the unprecedented flood arrived.
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Re: My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....
If she's that smart she is probably old enough to know what sin is and that she needs a savior to cover her sins, and justify her in the presence of God, so that she doesn't die and go to Hell. I would talk to her and make sure she is Saved, if you haven't already.
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What BS to scare a child with. End times means that Nibiru is in the neighborhood again, like it is every 3,600 years. It's magnetic presence affects earth's magnetic core as well as any other nearby magnetic planets.

It's what caused the Great Flood. It has nothing to do with sin or religion or any other BS concocted by religion for the control of humanity.
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We are without a doubt in the last days. The more you study the bible the more you will realize it.
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I thoroughly believe it. The world is so evil and I doubt humanity can sink any lower in the sick sinful perversions and abominations as well as cruelty that is so ripe. God will have the last laugh when He returns.
 Quoting: **Aurora**


We all know when we ourselves are going to die, if it feels like things are winding down......I mean....
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There are 2 things in that 2nd Timothy verse that are so true for today they give me chills.

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

(we can see that right here in this thread)!

7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

(how many have you seen that believe the fake news on TV no matter how rediculous it may be)?
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Joke has been going on forever. First we had Obama Nation and after abominations, we have the Trump Pence or trumpets, meaning we are getting closer to the end. Revelation is long done though. It applied already to the times back than and was figurative like an acid dream.

Christ is not coming back as Christ is a fictional character. Christ is the ideal person that is god like , setting the example of love and acceptance. So one should strive to be Christ like.

Christ teachings are actually closer to Zoroastrianism than they are to Judaism. When John wrote the Bible it appears he invented Christ out of prior prophecies in the Jewish religion that resembled Zoroastrianism stories. Quran about the profit Mohammed and the Torah.

All religion is a collection of ideas and themes based off stories told over and over again. Zoroastrian is however is a collection of poems that explain what god is and how he expects us to be.. not so much told like a story like other text lay out.
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You can say it's a joke. But when you know that He created the world, and us, and raised himself from the Dead and others from the Dead, which already stank. That is No joke. I'm trusting in Jesus as my Savior and calling upon His name for salvation, because we all know that it is the only way to Live forever. I just don't understand why people choose death and eternal torment and suffering, and reject their Creator. Hell is No Joke, very serious. Jesus paid the price and bore our SINS in HIS own body, so that we may be Saved. Hallelujah and praise God Almighty Forever and Ever.
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Did anyone notice the Evergreen trees all changed while you were sleeping?
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hmm,no, How did they change? I don't have any Evergreens.
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TRUMP+PENCE ,say it fast
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NICE
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half of trumpet? lol, not so smart.
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Re: My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....
Chances are that a wackadoodle had been talking to your daughter. I would reassure her that she is safe and that Trumps name has nothing to do with end times.
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Well then I'm a wackadoodle too.
His last name has been a warning to me. No one is safe. Satan is coming to grab as many souls as he can.

Then the return of Christ.
He will be here to take His virgin bride. The real and faithful church.





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