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My 11 year old daughter came home today talking about the end times and trumpets sounding....

 
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half of trumpet? lol, not so smart.
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Well, don't look now, but do a search on all the trumpet sounds coming from the sky the past few years. It's terrifying. I only hope I get to go.
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You said:

Trump...that's half of TRUMPet.

The other half of Trumpet is...

Trump "E.T."

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It sounds like she has been talking to a fundamentalist that believe in Biblical prophecy, even though the bible says we cannot know the future, and prophesy and divination not possible. The end times come when God decides, not when man predicts it.
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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I’m going to guess you child has a mobile device or computer and you haven’t set the parental controls.
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Actually I don't allow my kids to use the internet. I can't monitor if she uses any at school on her friends phones or something, but at home she does not. I don't even let them watch YouTube anymore.
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I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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Just pretend I'm not 2 weeks late on this and it's more impressively enigmatic.

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Woah. Never noticed that before!!
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Every generation for over the last 2000 years have belived the same thing that they were in the end times, just a common thought as for if we are though only god knows.
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Every day of the turkey’s life was the same until Thanksgiving rolled around. The unprecedented happens every day, if for no other reason than to disabuse us of the notion that today will be just like every day before it. The last days are equated to the days of Noah, who preached for 120 years that a storm is coming, all the while building his boat. All of the mocking, scorning, disbelief and willful ignorance of his message ceased when the unprecedented flood arrived.
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I had a dream about the rapture the other night, no I wasn't taken, I was just looking around about the empty clothes laying around.
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There are 2 things in that 2nd Timothy verse that are so true for today they give me chills.

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

(we can see that right here in this thread)!

7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

(how many have you seen that believe the fake news on TV no matter how rediculous it may be)?
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I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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When you add the alien ET invasion that is coming .... oh man

Or even that Trump Is an ET

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Strange sounds coming from the sky Allen Tx

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No, she is not coming up with this on her own.
Someone is filling her head with fear.
You need to nip that in the bud.
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I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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In Revelations it has a passage that speaks of " when the last Trump has sounded".
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I don't discuss my conspiracies with her, and I'm not an overly religious person so we don't discuss the bible or anything like that.

She was having her after school snack, discussing the state budget crisis and teacher walk out with me (she's a smart one for her age), and out of the blue she says "We're in the end times you know".

I asked her why she thought that, and she said in the end times there will be trumpets. I have heard that here on this forum before so I agreed that people believe this.

Her exact words were "so you think it's just some coincidence the world's falling apart and our President's name is Trump. That's half of TRUMPet, mom.".

Is my kid really coming up with this kind of stuff on her own?! Like, I'm impressed and also terrified. We really might be in the end times! wtf
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Joel 2:28 King James Version (KJV)

28 And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions:

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The book of revelation has trumpet judgments in it

All that is after the revealing of the antichrist the man of sin
Those trumpet judgments are against the antichrist kingdom that came out of romes empire
The man of sin was revealed in 300 ad ish in the city of thesselonika
By the edict the man of sin announced fulfilling 2 thessolians
Pope sixtus the 3rd fullfiled the man of sin prophecy the papacy is the antichrist
The trumpet judgments have been going on against papal rome for centuries
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Imagine OP's face when she catches her daughter logged in as BRIEF.
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"In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when you are gathered together, along with my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ."[1Cor.5:4]

The Swedish boy's vision DID come to pass, just not in the way we all expected it to. Many of us believed it and sent it out to family and friends. The video has since gone viral!

On the morning of the 30th of March we did gather at the base of the the mountain in Egypt with our spirits, waiting for the earthquake, which did occur in the evening around 7:00PM Swedish time.

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We're going home saints!!!

Be ready!!!
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Watch out for the Resurrection on Sunday the 1st of April 2018

My brothers and sisters, time as we know it is up!!!

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That's the Antichrist, Son of Perdition
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Definitely in the end times, your little one is correct.

Maranatha.
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Religion rots the brain.
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the only end time is the day you die
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Just do NOT take the mark on your right hand or forehead, or you have no hope.
You cannot buy or sell, but it is better to die, than burn in hell forever.
Jesus loves you, don't ignore His love. He paid the Way.
You have a choice to accept His gift, or you send yourself to hell.
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^^^ this ^^^

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She is awoke! Get her in to the Bible right now and show her where it says at the LAST TRUMP!

52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


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show her Trump and Mike Pence = Trumpet's
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They are not literally trumpets, like the musical instruments. The end time trumpets refer to the sound of rock breaking underground, prior to the crustal pole shift. The "hum" people in various parts of the country/world have heard, is that so-called trumpet sound.
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That's nice dearie. That's a nice thought.

You can go back to sleep now... now that you have your convenient theory to warm yourself in....

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Matthew 24

4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 8 All* these are the beginning of sorrows.

9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. 11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. 12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. 13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)

16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains: 17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house: 18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.

19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! 20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:

21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened. 23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

25 Behold, I have told you before.

26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together. 29 Immediately* after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other*.

32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: 33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till* all these things be fulfilled. 35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. 37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. 43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.

44 Therefore* be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. 45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season? 46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.

47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods. 48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; 49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken; 50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of, 51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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Now is the time to have grace, patience, forgiveness, and to give hope to those who need it. Fear not, the truth will prevail. Be not deceived. Our children are to be cherished.. all those who have harmed a child will suffer greatly. Our Lord God will be the judge.
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You said:

Trump...that's half of TRUMPet.

The other half of Trumpet is...

Trump "E.T."

alien03

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You said:

Trump...that's half of TRUMPet.

The other half of Trumpet is...

Trump "E.T."

alien03

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DUDE I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT.





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