Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,731 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 693,698
Pageviews Today: 1,178,119Threads Today: 440Posts Today: 8,040
01:19 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!

 
Literally Hitler
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 07:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Oh no. I guess I'll have to have yet another ramp dinner...

epiclol
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 07:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
The One Star Bandit must have just paid big bucks for a ramp dinner at a fancy New York City restaurant. Sucks to be him!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70434452
United States
04/20/2018 07:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Do you have a favorite ramp recipe? Do they go better with beef, pork or chicken?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76497603
United States
04/20/2018 07:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
i caught hella air sick ramps bro
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 07:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Do you have a favorite ramp recipe? Do they go better with beef, pork or chicken?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70434452


I don't eat pork but beef and chicken are great with ramps. Here's the ultimate:

Take a freshly-caught brook trout, gut him, rinse him. Stuff him with ramps, salt, black pepper, some lemon zest and a pat of butter. Bake at 350F until the skin can lift off easily. Drizzle with fresh lemon juice. ENJOY! Best served with a Niagara wine and asparagus.
WaitTressSandwhich

User ID: 76356891
United States
04/20/2018 07:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
From the author of Blade Runner:

“There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.”

Philip K. Dick
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 64713506
United States
04/20/2018 07:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
We used to pick wild ginseng and bloodroot. WV ginseng is the most highly prized in the world.

Ramps and onions are everywhere this time of year.

Blackberries everywhere in the summer.
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 07:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
i caught hella air sick ramps bro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76497603


Noice!!! But can you do a pop shove-it off a ramp while stuffing your mouth with ramps? That would be like gleaming the cube while stuffing bullion cubes up your ass! Many have tried, few have succeeded.
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 07:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


If you don't know, I'm not telling you.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 64713506
United States
04/20/2018 07:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


[link to en.m.wikipedia.org (secure)]
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 07:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
We used to pick wild ginseng and bloodroot. WV ginseng is the most highly prized in the world.

Ramps and onions are everywhere this time of year.

Blackberries everywhere in the summer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64713506


Ramps, morels, oyster mushrooms, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, mulberries, etc, etc etc.

Wild and Wonderful. Montani semper liberi!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76077911
United States
04/20/2018 07:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Oh no. I guess I'll have to have yet another ramp dinner...

epiclol
 Quoting: Literally Hitler


Howdie neighbor, love our state
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75120733
United States
04/20/2018 07:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


We call 'em garlic leeks

They are skinny from green onions (scallions) family with a garlicky taste - and only are good in early spring

Greatest early spring vegetable green

Fry up in butter - goes with anything as a side

Make any soup very tasty
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72763308
United States
04/20/2018 08:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
"These ramps are weak"
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 08:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


We call 'em garlic leeks

They are skinny from green onions (scallions) family with a garlicky taste - and only are good in early spring

Greatest early spring vegetable green

Fry up in butter - goes with anything as a side

Make any soup very tasty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75120733


They are not skinny here. The leaves can be 2 inches wide and the bulbs can be up to an inch in diameter. Many people prefer them when they're young for eating raw (because they are very tender) but I prefer them when they're tall and wide (with a huge bulb) because I cook with them. Ramp season is just under a month long. After that, they disappear until next spring.
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 08:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Oh no. I guess I'll have to have yet another ramp dinner...

epiclol
 Quoting: Literally Hitler


Howdie neighbor, love our state
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76077911


West Virginia is the Best Virginia. We work hard, we play hard and *sometimes* we fuck our cousins. Gotta love it!
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 08:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
"These ramps are weak"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72763308


Some people probably would call my ramps weak. The ones on my property are fairly mild compared to the Randolph County variety. But that makes them perfect for a raw garnish, a wilted salad green or a sandwich topping.
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 08:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Another great ramp recipe:

Take extra virgin Olive oil and dehydrated sliced ramp bulbs and stems (the leaves will color the final product green). Heat the olive oil in a sauce pan. Use the "warm" setting on your stove. Add the ramps. Allow to warm for 30 minutes to an hour. Strain the ramps out of the oil. Now you have ramp oil that you can use in salad dressings, dips, toppings, pasta, etc.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76483001
United States
04/20/2018 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Not an onion fan but I'm happy for ya OP! hf
WaitTressSandwhich

User ID: 76356891
United States
04/20/2018 08:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


We call 'em garlic leeks

They are skinny from green onions (scallions) family with a garlicky taste - and only are good in early spring

Greatest early spring vegetable green

Fry up in butter - goes with anything as a side

Make any soup very tasty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75120733


Thank you! So Cal here...and the we have on-ramps and skate board ramps out here!

they sound delicious!

How do I go about getting some?
From the author of Blade Runner:

“There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.”

Philip K. Dick
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 08:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


We call 'em garlic leeks

They are skinny from green onions (scallions) family with a garlicky taste - and only are good in early spring

Greatest early spring vegetable green

Fry up in butter - goes with anything as a side

Make any soup very tasty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75120733


Thank you! So Cal here...and the we have on-ramps and skate board ramps out here!

they sound delicious!

How do I go about getting some?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


Where you live, you'll have to pay a fortune for them. I'm not trying to rub that in--I'm just being honest. They are in limited supply and the closest ones are growing about 1500 miles away. Some high-end restaurants will have them, though. Now is the season.
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 08:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Not an onion fan but I'm happy for ya OP! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76483001


cheers
Literally Hitler  (OP)

User ID: 8640508
United States
04/20/2018 08:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


We call 'em garlic leeks

They are skinny from green onions (scallions) family with a garlicky taste - and only are good in early spring

Greatest early spring vegetable green

Fry up in butter - goes with anything as a side

Make any soup very tasty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75120733


Thank you! So Cal here...and the we have on-ramps and skate board ramps out here!

they sound delicious!

How do I go about getting some?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


Then again, I can send you some to try. But it won't be cheap. I have to pack them in dry ice. To get the dry ice, I have to travel 2 counties away. Then, I have to ship them next day air. That's going to be expensive. Is it worth it? Yeah, if it's the only chance you have to try them. They're great. But the shipping and gas is approaching $100...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76230257
United States
04/20/2018 08:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Just north of you. Ours will be ready soon.
I throw them in everything in place of garlic.
Awesome cream soup...sauté ramps in olive oil. Stir in some stock.
Throw the mess in the blender.
I'm going to try roasting some this year.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75527316
United States
04/20/2018 09:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
I've only had the pleasure of enjoying ramps once. Delicious. Enjoy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76077911
United States
04/20/2018 09:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Oh no. I guess I'll have to have yet another ramp dinner...

epiclol
 Quoting: Literally Hitler


Howdie neighbor, love our state
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76077911


West Virginia is the Best Virginia. We work hard, we play hard and *sometimes* we fuck our cousins. Gotta love it!
 Quoting: Literally Hitler


Nothing like it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76136858
Netherlands
04/20/2018 09:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Oh no. I guess I'll have to have yet another ramp dinner...

epiclol
 Quoting: Literally Hitler


You are calling yourself literally hitler. You have no credibility you psycho. crazyjak
WaitTressSandwhich

User ID: 76356891
United States
04/20/2018 09:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


We call 'em garlic leeks

They are skinny from green onions (scallions) family with a garlicky taste - and only are good in early spring

Greatest early spring vegetable green

Fry up in butter - goes with anything as a side

Make any soup very tasty
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75120733


Thank you! So Cal here...and the we have on-ramps and skate board ramps out here!

they sound delicious!

How do I go about getting some?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich


Then again, I can send you some to try. But it won't be cheap. I have to pack them in dry ice. To get the dry ice, I have to travel 2 counties away. Then, I have to ship them next day air. That's going to be expensive. Is it worth it? Yeah, if it's the only chance you have to try them. They're great. But the shipping and gas is approaching $100...
 Quoting: Literally Hitler


Up to your Nazi tactics I see!!

lmao

I'll do a restaurant/specialty store search out here and see what I can find! I'm a foodie and would love to try them.

Appreciate you're willingness to even think about shipping me some!!

mash-cheers5
From the author of Blade Runner:

“There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.”

Philip K. Dick
beeches

User ID: 74276477
United States
04/20/2018 09:30 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Just north of you. Ours will be ready soon.
I throw them in everything in place of garlic.
Awesome cream soup...sauté ramps in olive oil. Stir in some stock.
Throw the mess in the blender.
I'm going to try roasting some this year.
 Quoting: mona lizard


reading

sounds wonderful
Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell
Greg Gutbomb
User ID: 28385893
United States
04/20/2018 09:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
ramps give me cramps
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70754183
United States
04/20/2018 09:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My hillside is THICK with RAMPS. GOD, I LOVE WV!!!
Whatre ramps?
 Quoting: WaitTressSandwhich



Very much like wild onions, but slightly bigger and more bitter.





GLP