"Hurry folks, and run out and get your CHILD the newest Star Wars backpack featuring Moloch, the Canaanite Demon who eats children.


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Moloch – Stunt man Harley Durst will be playing this character, which makes us think it’s nothing more than a minor one who might get into some kind of scuffle with Han Solo. However, according to Wikipedia, Moloch just happens to be the name of Canaanite god associated with child sacrifice. We don’t know if the Canaanite religion exists in the Star Wars universe, but maybe when Han Solo was a child, Moloch tried to sacrifice him, but he escaped by sneaking himself out of his lair, thus beginning his life as a smuggler.

Right out in the open with this shit. Amazing. Just, amazing.