HPV Vaccines Safe And Effective

Okay, your flat earth comment convinced me, how can I be associated with them?

What an awesome argument that was, especially when you threw in some local flair with the regional spelling of 'moran'.

I'm sold.

:Troll Thread:

Now OP, you know that GLPers will only accept health and medical information from known con artists like Mike Adams or Mercola.

I’ll stand those two “con artists” toe-to-toe with any of your zombie doctors any day of the week.

Studies by the medical industry show the medical industry is safe and effective?

No way!

Hey op why not go and drink some roundup? monsanto swears its safe and hey, they would never lie would they?

Massage results, omit results, bury negative studies, pressure regulators, lobby government etc etc....

I'll let nature take its course, god knows best.

NOT A CHANCE!

Nobody believes it. Go wash your mouth out with ass juice.

derp

this is a satire thread, right OP?
it has to be, because nobody here on glp could be that fucking moranic.

I see the drooling anti-science, anti-vaccine, pro-disease, pro-cancer cretins have weighed in.
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I'm impressed by their sober and analytical evaluation of this report. I was expecting the high school dropout anti-vaccine morans who are functionally illiterate, scientifically illiterate and innumerate to make completely fact-free anti-vaccine posts that essentially say - "You're a big poopy-head for saying good things about vaccines." </sarc>
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Readers will note that all the anti-vaccine posts are merely emotional cries for a 'safe space' where there are no pro-science, pro-medicine posts. None of the posts contain any facts but that is to be expected.
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I wonder if any of the antis is a Flat Earther or a Moon Hoaxie or a Khemtrailer?
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It just goes to show you that parents should get their medical information from recognized experts and their physician rather than from the denizens of k00ky konspiracee websites and forums.

Have fun.


R.

Edited a typo - no space between "the" and "high school"

Last Edited by Reality420 on 05/09/2018 09:45 PM

Testing, testing, testing...

It seems I can't respond to posts on my thread for some reason... I've tried 2ce and both time the post did not show.

Third time's a charm? Changed some of the names in case they are disallowed names...
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Let us take a look at one of the antis attempts at a technical response:
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[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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Note the source for Ms. Barney Fife's meme:
David I_ke and David Avocado W0lf3. It doesn't get more credible than those two. </sarc>
And, of course, the meme is mind-numbingly ignorant and shows Ms. Fife and David I_ke and pansy-assed NuAge David W0lfe are completely scientifically illiterate and innumerate.
Ms. Fife (and the others) apparently doesn't understand the difference between mass and concentration. Neither does Mike "The Death Ranger" Adams who came up with that "51,000" ppb.
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Let us see if Ms. Fife can answer some questions and do some 4rth grade math for us and resolve a problem with her meme:
- Ms. Fife, which vaccines contain "mercury" and are they recommended in the USA for children?
Please tell us how much mercury a child gets under both these scenarios:
- one vaccination a year containing 50,000 ppb "mercury"
- one year of consuming 2 liters of water per day at the EPA max. of 2ppb
Please show your 4rth grade calculations...
- which contains more mercury and by what factor? (This involves 4rth grade fractions so you may not be up to it)
- if I were to take 12.5 liters of water at the EPA allowed 2ppb and evaporated it to 1/2 ml., what would its mercury concentration be?
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Parents will now realize that getting your medical advice from random people on internet conspiracy sites is an exceptionally bad idea.
Just like getting financial advice from random internet k00ks is an exceptionally bad idea.

Have fun.


R.
Edited to add: Well, it finally took this post after I changed the names and didn't quote directly Ms. Barney Fife.
It's a konspiracee!!!!!11!!!! - or not.

Last Edited by Reality420 on 05/09/2018 05:52 PM

um, drug companies make more money the sicker you are

can you do math?

HPV is a venereal disease.

I'm surprised parents aren't offended that the medical establishment automatically assumes that their daughters are a bunch of tramps in need of being vaccinated against an STD.

My oldest girl is a medical professional trained in allopathic medicine. She got the shot. Got sick, did not take another one
and is moving into integrative medicine as soon as she can.

Can you?
Why don't you show us by answering the questions I posed to Trained Noticer in this post:
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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I shall await your answers. Be sure to show your math...


R.

"allopathic" is a dead giveaway that you are an alt-med, anti-science advocate as that term was coined by homeopathetics who make a dishonest living selling magic water to gullible marks.
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I'm sure your daughter is going "into integrative medicine" as soon as she can... with her family history.
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What type of medical professional is she?
Chiroquack?
Acusticker?
Reiki prayer healer?
Energy medicine?
Light worker?
Crystal waver?


R.

HPV can be 'caught' by virgins, genius. All it takes is skin contact... not penetration. Your daughter may be pure as the driven snow and still catch HPV. Ever heard the term "petting"? Look it up. Kids are going to explore even if they stop short of the actual act of penetration as they've been trained.
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She may also marry virginal and HPV free but what about her husband? How many married couples involve 2 absolutely virginal adults?
How about close to zero?
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Time to wake up to the real world and not condemn your daughters to possible cervical cancer.


R.

You're making assumptions. I think the post was clear enough. Her daughter was trained in allopathic medicine, but switched over to integrative medicine after personally experiencing a bad reaction to allopathic medicine.

Wrong. Don't quit your day job for a psychic job. There is a place for allopathic medicine, such as crisis medicine and once stable and if allopathic doesn't give telief, some complementary, integrative medicine can help. No one but you mentioned homeopathic treatments. Integrative medicine is just that, allopathic and alternative treatments such as supplements (what many drugs are based on) and massage etc. My kids had the common shots. That you are trying to Misdirect from my oldest having a reaction to this shot and chose to ignore that and focus on one word, should that tell me you work for a drug company?

Her degree is in allopathic medicine. Working in the hospital treating Chronically Ill patients had given her a new perspective. Medicine is not the "settled science" of the Alford global warming and thank God it is not.
Cheers

Yeah sure...

Bbc is MSM horsesh!t bought and paid for by big toxic pharma.

Ulterior motives