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My deal is, if the government, and big corporations are stealing from you, are unfair to you, steal food off your plates with gouged prices... well, then I wouldn't mind seeing that company tank, and would applaud anyone who exploits that company out of business. Especially these liberal trump hating organizations, let them know there are consequences for their political bias.
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I have had no issues with Amazon yet.

Centurylink, however, is the WORST US company I have ever dealt with (sorry for rant, OP...thank you for the heads up.)

hf
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They're probably black.
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About 80% of the people that get caught stealing/returning stolen goods were black when I worked at best buy. The rest were mostly mexicans then whites. Among all, it’s mostly women that get caught stealing, about 90%.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64985415


I have a lil part time job at a clothing store and can testify to this. White women steal too but the black women just be so obvious with it.
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Ebay needs to do this.
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ebay is happy to have any shoppers at all and especially serial returners. Just checkout the wide selection of 'refurbished' sex toys. yum
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They're probably black.
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About 80% of the people that get caught stealing/returning stolen goods were black when I worked at best buy. The rest were mostly mexicans then whites. Among all, it’s mostly women that get caught stealing, about 90%.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64985415


which means that they overcharge honest customers in order to make money or they are soon going bankrupt, which is it?
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can someone explain what serial returners are and what is it that they do?
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last I heard, Amazon was not doing too bad financially.
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can someone explain what serial returners are and what is it that they do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63803817


Someone who buys a 75' tv just for the super bowl then returns it. Things like that. Taking advantage of super leniant return policies.

I've been guilty of it. Not in a serial nature. But when I need a $75 hand tool to do one thing that takes 5 minutes that I will probably never need again...yep I dun did it (ratcheting PEX tool)

TBC-stoked
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*oops*

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I once gave a cash refund for a television when I worked at Kmart during the late 90s before flat-screens. Should have checked first cause the box was full of bricks.
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Dude, that's annoying. And spam.
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ahahah, they've finally had enough of these guys
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Amazon has an issue with counterfeit merchandise and poor Chinese products being the only thing available in their Prime same day delivery program.

I'm getting ready to cancel my prime membership because anything you buy anymore through it is factory reject crate loads of Chinese shit that these get rich quick hacks on the internet are selling as the new fad.
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ahahah, they've finally had enough of these guys
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I am a serial returner and am not a cheepskate. I pay $120.00 a year "Prime memebership" for what?

You fucking sheep do realize their free shipping is not free right? If you did a little bit of online retail shopping investigation you would know this.

If this is true my memebership is cancelled tomorrow. There is no need to be stuck with a fucking defective or cheaply made product.
 Quoting: usmc1868 73455252


You call everyone "fucking sheep" yet you're the one who buys the Prime membership? Dafuq man.
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They're probably black.
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About 80% of the people that get caught stealing/returning stolen goods were black when I worked at best buy. The rest were mostly mexicans then whites. Among all, it’s mostly women that get caught stealing, about 90%.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64985415


Best Buy is useful to get stuff today and try it. If it doesn't work, return it. If it works, order on amazon/ebay and return it when the cheaper item comes in.
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ahahah, they've finally had enough of these guys
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I am a serial returner and am not a cheepskate. I pay $120.00 a year "Prime memebership" for what?

You fucking sheep do realize their free shipping is not free right? If you did a little bit of online retail shopping investigation you would know this.

If this is true my memebership is cancelled tomorrow. There is no need to be stuck with a fucking defective or cheaply made product.
 Quoting: usmc1868 73455252


You call everyone "fucking sheep" yet you're the one who buys the Prime membership? Dafuq man.
 Quoting: nimmerfall


Fucking loonies on here man
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ahahah, they've finally had enough of these guys
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I am a serial returner and am not a cheepskate. I pay $120.00 a year "Prime memebership" for what?

You fucking sheep do realize their free shipping is not free right? If you did a little bit of online retail shopping investigation you would know this.

If this is true my memebership is cancelled tomorrow. There is no need to be stuck with a fucking defective or cheaply made product.
 Quoting: usmc1868 73455252


Idk who thinks their free shipping is actually free but you get it in 2-3 days at least. Overall good experiences with amazon for me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76507967


Free shipping allows for an easier comparison shop. Generally the outfits have their shipping streamlined and can ship cheaper that what they will charge if itemized separately. Just my experience. Sometimes there's no choice.

I never got prime. It's overpriced for the few things I buy.
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ahahah, they've finally had enough of these guys
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Yaaaay, no more negroes on Amazon
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They're probably black.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76532357


About 80% of the people that get caught stealing/returning stolen goods were black when I worked at best buy. The rest were mostly mexicans then whites. Among all, it’s mostly women that get caught stealing, about 90%.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64985415


Best Buy is useful to get stuff today and try it. If it doesn't work, return it. If it works, order on amazon/ebay and return it when the cheaper item comes in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30658532


Same experience, same type numbers....but coddler/naive azzwipes iz gonna beez sayin dat deyz beez jus lige uz....


We have a plague on our hands and it is worsening on every front....wakedaphuk up and solve it....stop excuses and pandering.
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SCAMazon offers hundreds of thousands of CHEAP-FROM-CHINA Junk.

How can they possibly be surprised by the returns? Misleading pictures, incorrect item descriptions, price changes, etc., etc.

Worse than that other CHEAP-FROM-CHINA bidding site.
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SCAMazon offers hundreds of thousands of CHEAP-FROM-CHINA Junk.

How can they possibly be surprised by the returns? Misleading pictures, incorrect item descriptions, price changes, etc., etc.

Worse than that other CHEAP-FROM-CHINA bidding site.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6655394


True. Just bought a chinese steam jet thing for cleaning. Broke on first use. Returned and was shocked within 5 minutes of the lady scanning it at UPS they issued a refund. Thought to myself; "damn, I could have sent them an empty box for all they know". I guess when you do volume like that it's cheaper and easier to just keep things moving and eat the cost of a few dishonest people.Now

On the other hand, this Chinese bj machine I bought is on fucking point
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*double post*. I'm retarded today

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Costco used to have the best return policy ever. No matter what you bought, big screen TV, couch, a bag of bagels, there was a life-time return on anything. No questions asked. Then people started taking advantage of their return policy. People would buy a computer, etc. and return it two years later and buy a newer model. And the policy was cash returned. So you didn't even have to buy the replacement at Costco.

Because of crooked people and people taking advantage of their extremely lenient policy, they changed their policy. Nevertheless, it is still great. There is a life-time return on everything except electronics and big ticket items like couches. I believe those items are still returnable within six months.

I had bought my son a Roomba (robot vac), and it broke a year and some months later. I took it back and the woman asked no questions, and didn't even look in the box. And what's amazing is that I didn't have the receipt. They just looked it up on the computer.

While I was on line a Hispanic man was in front of me with what used to a package of muffins. They sell the muffins 12 to a package. There were two muffins left. I said to myself now this is going to be good. The woman asked no questions and gave him back the full amount he paid for the muffins. I have bought food many times at Costco and hated it for whatever reason and threw out the whole thing. It would have never dawned on me to return food. Now that I know I can, I still won't return food.
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last time I ordered socks for my kids they came in toddler sizes even though it said age 9-11, they were expensive too and shrunk even more because they were wool, I would have loved to return them but it's inconvenient.
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We ordered from the same company. I ordered a bunch of socks that should have been big and comfy for me. They were tiny.

I gave them away rather than returning them.
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I think they "bank" on people doing this.

That is one reason I prefer eBay..(although I use both) more direct contact with the seller. I've had 2 transactions in the last week and a half I called the sellers out on. Bait and switch type tactics.

eBay's feedback program does carry weight 5a
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Fuck Amazon and the degenerates that worship it
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ahahah, they've finally had enough of these guys
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I am a serial returner and am not a cheepskate. I pay $120.00 a year "Prime memebership" for what?

You fucking sheep do realize their free shipping is not free right? If you did a little bit of online retail shopping investigation you would know this.

If this is true my memebership is cancelled tomorrow. There is no need to be stuck with a fucking defective or cheaply made product.
 Quoting: usmc1868 73455252


Idk who thinks their free shipping is actually free but you get it in 2-3 days at least. Overall good experiences with amazon for me
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I buy from Amazon at least twice a week. If it's something expensive, I look to see if I can get it cheaper elsewhere. But mostly I buy lower-priced items. Before I joined prime, I was spending a lot in shipping costs. Plus, I at times watch movies on Amazon over the Roku. Even though they just raised the cost, the annual fee is a bargain for what you get.

What's really great is that you can order something in literally two seconds. It makes life much easier. There is no other site that makes ordering so simple. And I usually get the merchandise in 1-2 days. I seriously hate Jeff Bezos and his Washington Post and boycott other insane lib businesses. Amazon is the only one I can't part with though.
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Th problem is there are brain dead people working at the shipping depts.....I had 3 returns in a month because they keep sending the wrong items.....SKU numbers are not even close....

Attention to details, focus, or being meticulous is a dead attribute......
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can someone explain what serial returners are and what is it that they do?
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Yeah sure

People who treat a store like a rental service
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They're probably black.
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I saw a black woman return a Sunday newspaper on Monday morning and ask for a refund at the grocery store. It was such a trifling act.
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Costco used to have the best return policy ever. No matter what you bought, big screen TV, couch, a bag of bagels, there was a life-time return on anything. No questions asked. Then people started taking advantage of their return policy. People would buy a computer, etc. and return it two years later and buy a newer model. And the policy was cash returned. So you didn't even have to buy the replacement at Costco.

Because of crooked people and people taking advantage of their extremely lenient policy, they changed their policy. Nevertheless, it is still great. There is a life-time return on everything except electronics and big ticket items like couches. I believe those items are still returnable within six months.

I had bought my son a Roomba (robot vac), and it broke a year and some months later. I took it back and the woman asked no questions, and didn't even look in the box. And what's amazing is that I didn't have the receipt. They just looked it up on the computer.

While I was on line a Hispanic man was in front of me with what used to a package of muffins. They sell the muffins 12 to a package. There were two muffins left. I said to myself now this is going to be good. The woman asked no questions and gave him back the full amount he paid for the muffins. I have bought food many times at Costco and hated it for whatever reason and threw out the whole thing. It would have never dawned on me to return food. Now that I know I can, I still won't return food.
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


I have a coworker who bought one of those retarded expensive mattresses from there. He returns it for a fresh one ANNUALLY!





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