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Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii

 
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Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii
A man managed to escape the first eruptive fury of Vesuvius in A.D. 79, only to be crushed beneath a block of stone hurled by an explosive volcanic cloud, new excavations at the site suggest.

Archeologists working at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, found the man's remains almost 2,000 years after he died.

Stunning pictures from the scene show a skeleton pinned beneath the stone. The impact crushed the top of the man's body. His head might still be buried beneath the block of stone.

Lesions on the skeleton's tibia are signs of a bone infection that probably hampered the man's escape attempt, archeologists said.

Nonetheless, the man, who was at least 30 years old, survived the first phase of the eruption and fled along an alley, probably limping because of his infection.

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Re: Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii
Pompeii was obsessed with weird sex. Maybe he was just into that kind of bondage and the prostitute died in the ashcloud and couldn’t undo the straps
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Loo
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"He died of a crushed thorax."

I guess the fact that they cannot find his fucking head had nothing to do with it.
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05/30/2018 12:34 AM
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Damn.

A volcano erupts, suddenly flash-frying everything.

You jump up from your orgy and go hobbling down the alleyway on your one good leg as buildings on either side start going up in flames.

Around you entire neighborhoods are wiped out in milliseconds by pyroclastic flows.

Despite this, things burning and blowing up all around you, you somehow manage to limp your ass beyond the kill zone and reach the city outskirts.

Just as you begin to entertain the idea that maybe the gods have smiled on you and you've survived the worst disaster of the century, you're smashed like a bug by a flying rock.

Nearly two thousand years later someone finds your smooshed remains and some tinfoil hats have a good laugh about it.

What a world.
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05/30/2018 12:39 AM
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Re: Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii
Just picture this poor bastard with his toga and bum leg trying to get down the alley as the rock descends.

'gonna make it... gonna make it...'
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Didn't see it coming, until he did
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Pompeii was obsessed with weird sex. Maybe he was just into that kind of bondage and the prostitute died in the ashcloud and couldn’t undo the straps
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True! Some of the murals in the houses were straight porn. Was, maybe, a sort of Sodom & Gomorrah type of place.

I have an old Italian tapestry of Vesuvius blowing as people watch from across the bay. Very cool.
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With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world,
And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor.
Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world
And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator.

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Normalize every aberrant behavior, bring common all deviancy and let fly the reins of morality and reason, then welcome in that utopia that liberals embrace called communism, that which most Americans with but a shard of ethic would immediately recognize as evil.
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Re: Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii
At least his leg didn't hurt anymore.
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Re: Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii
At least his leg didn't hurt anymore.
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Now...that's thinking positive!

lmao
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Re: Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii
I thought this was very timely given that the FIRST
actual injury reported in the current Hawaii eruption
was a man who was hit in the leg by Lava.

Maybe it's a warning from the guy at Pompeii....
"Get outta there!"

Probably a DNA MATCH to this guy...

FireShoes

cheers
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Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 05/30/2018 03:56 AM
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Re: Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed as he fled Pompeii
CNN is fake news! Dude probably tried to hide under the rock but didn't dig down fast enough!

Last Edited by KipKat on 05/30/2018 04:18 AM
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