Sitting here waiting on my Administrative Hearing ( Traffic court)

Tell him you are a soverien citizen and claim the privledge of prima nuctae.

He's probably some old guy with an old wife but, if he had a Hot daughter I would..

Oh, and being soveriegn and a citizen would be a conflict of terms.. haha

Last Edited by 4thhorseman on 06/05/2018 11:57 AM

Fresh? Damn, well I just took a shit accross the street right before I got here.
Does that count?

Ya, the wife could be dicey....

Hell, just ask him for pics or it didn’t happen!

Pics of the daughter, that would be good..
I sure I would walk out with no problem.. haha

I once pleaded 'guilty with an explanation'.....

going in if the cop showed up I would just accept my fate and pay the fine.

but if he didn't show up I would give it a shot...

cop didn't show up and the judge ended up throwing it out.

2 things....I made the decision not to wear a suit and look like an ordinary citizen.

2nd...anything long winded and the judge will roll his eyes and set your next court date. keep it short and to the point with no emotion. keep it objective.

Or in cuffs, lol

Thats my plan, short to the point of the code. If not, I will go to court.
Like I said, per the code I didnt do anything. I dont belive the office has to show up at the hearing, just to court if it goes that far.

And call him a troll or shill...

Offer him $3.50 to drop the case!

Haha, that would be classic...
I'm going to try and record the whole thing..

Point at the judge and say "Everything that guy just said is bullshit".



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Case dismissed.

Ask the judge why his courtroom smells like A1 Steak Sauce.

If the courtroom flag has gold fringe on it protest claiming that you do not recognize the authority of his court as your alleged offence did not take place in a maritime jurisdiction.

Use the Hillary defense : I may have broken the law, but I didn't intend to, so it's OK.

At this point, what difference does it make...

How about a legaltard?

Tell him due current world politics and the nearness of NIBIRU, you were rushing home to shave the tomatoes with dehydrated water.

What if the judge has already seen the police pull you over on youtube?



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Off to the back room now.
I hope they dont have chains and shit or any water boarding equipment..
Wish me luck..

When in doubt, ask Harvey Dent!
in propria persona!!!

Tell him you a widow's orphan and a fellow traveler

Plead the 5th. Ask them to prove every detail of every claim.

Then say you are a sovereign citizen carrying out the account of CAPITAL LETTERS NAME and they can fuck off.

Any time you meet a judge for the first time you should say.... "who cut your fucking hair dude?"


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Hope you brought your bus ticket to traffic court...because you can kiss your drivers license...

"Legalese" is a legitimate language first recognized in 1914.

It sounds like English... but it's not !

Check out this guy Marc Stevens, he has many youtubes on traffic court on other legal topics





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Good advice.