I may have eaten the jelly out of a super troopers donut hole cause my seatbelt wasn't fastened and my face fell forward while reaching for my registration and the cops belt broke and that when her panties got caught on the rearview mirror like a frightened snake my tongue darted to the nearest gaping cavity, my thrusting hips received a speeding ticket, and in handcuffs heart pounding i was smitten, after much nipple tazing and her fierce baton whack-a-mole enthusiasm for my battered cod fish life taught me an important lesson about friendship and commitment and septus.