So your not allowed a swimming pool in Britain because Burglars might drown?

We are not allowed barbed wire either incase a burglar cuts himself.

Lol its 12 inch deep if that and fenced. Well well google uk and see how many pools in the rich areas and remove them includes spars.
Maybe time then to remove the fountain from pigeon square a thig might fall in stealing your handbag

NO GUNS NO MON NO FUN.

ENJOY YOUR NEW INCARCERATION.

SEE YAH WERE FULL.

Easy fix its called spiked plants surounding the fence base.rose bushed with thorns or berry plants with thorns. Queen estate has them and many farmers do.
So why have they not removed dogs.

Royal fence is spiked remove that.
Uk has gone to the dogs. The nwo goverment want crime to increase so they can then fix it the way they want.

brits are just that bad at swimming!! watch "bondi rescue" on teevee, which is basically 30 minutes of bronzed aussie liveguards pulling brits out of the surf before they drown!

At this point I think you Brits need to accept the fact that it's functionally illegal to be a law-abiding, heterosexual white person in your country.

Yes, the Thames River must be dammed a few miles outside of London and then filled in with fill-dirt.

Otherwise, immigrant Somalis n Muslims could fall off the bridges and drown in the River.

Causing a MASSIVE ROW on Downey Street!!!

Think of the children!

It is uk not many can swim even in 12in of water. Unlike oz ever other house has a pool or several council pools.

Next leave the light on so theives can see what they are taking.. you pay the bill.

Health and safety.. wells its every childs right to learn how to swim and be safe around water. Place a first aid sign up with instructions of drowning you know what to do.

Has British Government lost it's mind?!

Fuck me, you weren't joking!


A gardener who fenced off his allotment with barbed wire after being targeted by thieves has been ordered to take it down – in case intruders scratch themselves.


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UK is insane!

Good you do that I swim in the river.

And catch fish to while Im at it.

BTW were the hell do you think those stupid laws come from ???
Yep good old motherfucking England and it NWO CROWD.

FUCK E M TO HELL.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

I remember a few years ago, a celebrity, Myleen Klaas was home alone with her kids, and saw someone in her garden, she picked up a knife and waved it at them, which seemed to ward them off.

She was the one interrogated and received a police warning.

Bonkers.

Criminals seem to be a protected class in our wonderful nation, and those who work, live by the law, and never harm anyone seem to be lambs to the slaughter.

so its either teach everybody to swim or bane pools???

Like most regulations in Britain, this is probably intended to protect "colored gentlemen".

You got no force ?

There even going to take your kitchen knives.

Damn! No wonder my ancestors left there and came to the US!

Hurry douche brits - get drunk and sing a song you midget bitches

Well that is backwards... next thing you know, they'll be taking our garden plants away telling us they're offensive or something stupid like that...

God! This country...

I got friendly with a sexy little pommy girl up in Darwin 4 years ago.

She should have stuck with me she would have had the world now.

Oh well.

NEXT.

I heard that if you are a smoker in UK and a burglar breaks in to your house while you're smoking, you have to put it out as legally it becomes his place of work and you could be fined?

I don't even know what the definition of "reasonable force" is here, probably some strong words or a bit of a frown as you're shot, beaten or stabbed in your own home.

Lol, never heard that but, probs right in this backwards country...

And, fuck their law on that one... it's my home and I protect it...I do smoke, the only place I'll be putting it out is in his fucking eye if he comes anywhere near my home...

Force = Deadly Force = Stop = Gun.