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LIVE GLP NEWBIE HELPLINE

 
TheLordsServant

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How do I imbed a you tube video?
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Thread: How To Embed Video
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Also don't post late at night while drinking and taking ambien!

:RRT:
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No, no, that's encouraged. :D
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Can you give us a demonstration of this?
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Sorta. The drinking part. Check. Late at night. Not on work nights. Ambien. Nope.
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thank you for the green!!
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Also don't post late at night while drinking and taking ambien!

RRT
 Quoting: Bush Master


No, no, that's encouraged. :D
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Can you give us a demonstration of this?
 Quoting: Roobit


Sorta. The drinking part. Check. Late at night. Not on work nights. Ambien. Nope.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Ill be here Friday night...
The Abyss stares back...

Glp ping pong champ...
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I have a question. How do I stop my balls from smelling like A1 Steak Sauce?
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How do I imbed a you tube video?
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Thread: How To Embed Video
 Quoting: TheLordsServant



I posted the directions on the thread already!


I swear to gawd, nobody reads threads anymore, they just respond to the first thing....chuckle
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I wish there was a list of banned sites. I've been an AC for 13 years and still made a boo-boo just last week.
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I have a question. How do I stop my balls from smelling like A1 Steak Sauce?
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Soap and water?
The Abyss stares back...

Glp ping pong champ...
Anonymous Coward
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This might be helpful in the opening post:

GLP FAQ Threads:
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Examples:

Thread: GLPFAQ How to embed videos.

Thread: GLPFAQ How to upload Custom smilies
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07/23/2018 06:57 PM
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Also don't post late at night while drinking and taking ambien!

RRT
 Quoting: Bush Master


Kate?
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Roseanne Barr
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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How do I imbed a you tube video?
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Thread: How To Embed Video
 Quoting: TheLordsServant


I posted the directions on the thread already!

I swear to gawd, nobody reads threads anymore, they just respond to the first thing....chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


REad? Not through 3 pages to see if....

tounge
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How do I imbed a you tube video?
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Thread: How To Embed Video
 Quoting: TheLordsServant


I posted the directions on the thread already!

I swear to gawd, nobody reads threads anymore, they just respond to the first thing....chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


REad? Not through 3 pages to see if....

tounge
 Quoting: TheLordsServant


change title to LIVE GLP NEWBIE Helpline
Jeffersons Blackberry

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Also don't post late at night while drinking and taking ambien!

RRT
 Quoting: Bush Master


Kate?
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Roseanne Barr
 Quoting: Bush Master


Off subject BM, your quote is interesting.

Do yo know the quote

“Turn about Cpt. Johnston, we can’t let the off that easy!”

hmm
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No, no, that's encouraged. :D
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Can you give us a demonstration of this?
 Quoting: Roobit


Sorta. The drinking part. Check. Late at night. Not on work nights. Ambien. Nope.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Ill be here Friday night...
 Quoting: Roobit


tounge
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How do I imbed a you tube video?
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 Quoting: TheLordsServant


I posted the directions on the thread already!

I swear to gawd, nobody reads threads anymore, they just respond to the first thing....chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


REad? Not through 3 pages to see if....

tounge
 Quoting: TheLordsServant


change title to LIVE GLP NEWBIE Helpline
 Quoting: Denholm


Good idea. :)
cosmicgypsy

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How do I imbed a you tube video?
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Thread: How To Embed Video
 Quoting: TheLordsServant


I posted the directions on the thread already!

I swear to gawd, nobody reads threads anymore, they just respond to the first thing....chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


REad? Not through 3 pages to see if....

tounge
 Quoting: TheLordsServant



SEE!!! Harhar, nobody wants to read a whole thread!


taunter
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DeploraVision ™

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07/23/2018 07:06 PM
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Got questions? We can help.

My tip: Don't make threads complaining about karma; it's against the rules. Your thread will be deleted, you'll get a red "abusive post," and you'll be bombarded with more red from GLPers.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl




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Also don't post late at night while drinking and taking ambien!

RRT
 Quoting: Bush Master



solid advice


ambien is some crazy shit. best to just stay away and stick to drinking more
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 Quoting: TheLordsServant


I posted the directions on the thread already!

I swear to gawd, nobody reads threads anymore, they just respond to the first thing....chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


REad? Not through 3 pages to see if....

tounge
 Quoting: TheLordsServant



SEE!!! Harhar, nobody wants to read a whole thread!


taunter
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I’ve read huge threads...and been left down the rabbit whole.

It’s all dark and scary down there.

uhoh
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5a

Couldnt have picked a better peraon for the GLP helpline!

rockon
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


lol Awww I saw some poor guy earlier make a karma thread talking about another karma thread that he made that was deleted. I can't just stand by and watch!

hugs
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Well dont you just have a big heart? Another reason we love you here hf


P.S I made that mistake before lol, thread got deleted but i did give 6 points until it did5a
Floridian.

Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial.

Fuck Big Pharma!

Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name.

I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year…
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I posted the directions on the thread already!

I swear to gawd, nobody reads threads anymore, they just respond to the first thing....chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


REad? Not through 3 pages to see if....

tounge
 Quoting: TheLordsServant



SEE!!! Harhar, nobody wants to read a whole thread!


taunter
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I’ve read huge threads...and been left down the rabbit whole.

It’s all dark and scary down there.

uhoh
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry



Oh you...


mash4077-p0int
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by myself, but not alone...

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cosmicgypsy

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Did youse noobs know that if someone gives a raunchy red karma point, that you can use your karma points to remove it....you know, like if they didn't have the balls to sign their name because it was so raunchy?

chuckle....well you can.


hf
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...I adapt to the unknown,
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by myself, but not alone...

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Jeffersons Blackberry

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Did youse noobs know that if someone gives a raunchy red karma point, that you can use your karma points to remove it....you know, like if they didn't have the balls to sign their name because it was so raunchy?

chuckle....well you can.


hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I have to share Cosmic...

Like this one....

Bestred
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Welcome to GLP...this is all you need to know.





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5a

Couldnt have picked a better peraon for the GLP helpline!

rockon
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


lol Awww I saw some poor guy earlier make a karma thread talking about another karma thread that he made that was deleted. I can't just stand by and watch!

hugs
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Well dont you just have a big heart? Another reason we love you here hf


P.S I made that mistake before lol, thread got deleted but i did give 6 points until it did5a
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


lol Lesson learned!

hf
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I have a question. How do I stop my balls from smelling like A1 Steak Sauce?
 Quoting: LiteaFart


Stop using A1 Steak Sauce as a lubricant.
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Three cheers for Anonymousgirl !

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Did youse noobs know that if someone gives a raunchy red karma point, that you can use your karma points to remove it....you know, like if they didn't have the balls to sign their name because it was so raunchy?

chuckle....well you can.


hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I have to share Cosmic...

Like this one....

Bestred
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry



chuckle


blink...but at least that's not butt ugly raunchy, eh?

I think the one I just removed was something about how I'm a fucking cunt...or something raw like that. No name, either.

Pfht, I had somebody so mad because I kept removing their shitty remarks, they gave me a green just so they could tell me how much they hated me....derp.

1rof1

You know, I think some of them are just batshit crazy, eh?
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I have a question. How do I stop my balls from smelling like A1 Steak Sauce?
 Quoting: LiteaFart


Stop using A1 Steak Sauce as a lubricant.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare



But what else is there to use?
We are eternal... All this pain is an illusion





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