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LIVE GLP NEWBIE HELPLINE

 
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Got questions? We can help.

My tip: Don't make threads complaining about karma; it's against the rules. Your thread will be deleted, you'll get a red "abusive post," and you'll be bombarded with more red from GLPers.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl

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Unfortunately, that doesn't work on an IPad mini, wish that glitch would get fixed.
I hardly use my laptop, the IPad is better for me.
 Quoting: LTHN.


So it doesn't work for anyone on an iPad?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Not sure about anyone, but the last 2 Ipads I have owned couldn't post vids that way.
 Quoting: LTHN.


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Them hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

It’s easy!
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Cool, thanks, will try again, think I did it that way before when it dind't work ,but maybe some interphase or Mandela effect has made it work now. ; )
cheers
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Unfortunately, that doesn't work on an IPad mini, wish that glitch would get fixed.
I hardly use my laptop, the IPad is better for me.
 Quoting: LTHN.


So it doesn't work for anyone on an iPad?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Not sure about anyone, but the last 2 Ipads I have owned couldn't post vids that way.
 Quoting: LTHN.


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Them hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

It’s easy!
 Quoting: ~kpm~


This is how I do it but it can also be done the other way mentioned. Or you can just type the code out...
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This is awesome thank you for helping themhf
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hf
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So it doesn't work for anyone on an iPad?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Not sure about anyone, but the last 2 Ipads I have owned couldn't post vids that way.
 Quoting: LTHN.


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Them hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

It’s easy!
 Quoting: ~kpm~


This is how I do it but it can also be done the other way mentioned. Or you can just type the code out...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


I usually take the easiest route......tounge

It took me a while until someone showed me.
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The funny thing about karma and some of the other nuances of this forum is that I have never fully understood it or ever cared. I mostly roamed as an AC while occasionally opining about something. I know some people get their panties ina wad over karma, etc. If it could be traded in for crypto or something of value, I could see being all into it. I have enough on my plate in life to worry about who has what karma! I first found out about glp in 2007, and the mentality has changed considerably. After the election of Trump in 2016, the obvious program of trolls flooding conservative and conspiracy sites has been off the charts in every conceivable way.
 Quoting: tirschmann2012/hegelianga


It started to change just before the election, and ever since then, the hate and anger on here has been palpable, and it came from both sides.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Yup, that sounds about right. The vitriol from both sides is disconcerting to say the least. With the actions/policies of the Barry Obama/Soetoro regime, we have been left wide open for a Blakans type war as opposed to just a civil war between two parties. I do PREDICT that the left will perpetrate violence surrounding the midterms geared at the obvious conservative leaning areas. I think patriots, conservatives, truthers, etc better act accordingly with this as a high likelihood. All one has to do is intelligently look at antifa, black bloc, etc....their increase of violence. True, Portland, San Francisco, Seattle, and Berkeley are the bastions of this aggressive violence towards conservatives, but I would assume they will spread this violence and mindset eastward. The midterms would most likely be an obvious starting point for increased action. Believe me, I will be out there stomping their sorry, punk asses when they threaten my city.
ps....I do pray that my assessment is wrong.

Last Edited by tirschmann2012/hegelianga on 07/23/2018 08:30 PM
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How do I imbed a you tube video?
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


1) Copy and paste the Youtube link in the "reply" box.
2) Highlight it.
3) Click the "Youtube" button above the reply box.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Unfortunately, that doesn't work on an IPad mini, wish that glitch would get fixed.
I hardly use my laptop, the IPad is better for me.
 Quoting: LTHN.


So it doesn't work for anyone on an iPad?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I have an iPad Pro. I need to take it to the Apple store and see if the kids can show me how. lol Good times. Just need the right thread.afro
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I tried that number, they keep putting me on hold.
"A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger."

"He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere."
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Got questions? We can help.

My tip: Don't make threads complaining about karma; it's against the rules. Your thread will be deleted, you'll get a red "abusive post," and you'll be bombarded with more red from GLPers.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl

You are so awesome to do this!
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


hf
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1-800-GLP-Tard
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I tried that number, they keep putting me on hold.
 Quoting: LTHN.



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1-800-GLP-Tard
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I tried that number, they keep putting me on hold.
 Quoting: LTHN.


Its a scam!!!
The Abyss stares back...

Glp ping pong champ...
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The funny thing about karma and some of the other nuances of this forum is that I have never fully understood it or ever cared. I mostly roamed as an AC while occasionally opining about something. I know some people get their panties ina wad over karma, etc. If it could be traded in for crypto or something of value, I could see being all into it. I have enough on my plate in life to worry about who has what karma! I first found out about glp in 2007, and the mentality has changed considerably. After the election of Trump in 2016, the obvious program of trolls flooding conservative and conspiracy sites has been off the charts in every conceivable way.
 Quoting: tirschmann2012/hegelianga


It started to change just before the election, and ever since then, the hate and anger on here has been palpable, and it came from both sides.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Yup, that sounds about right. The vitriol from both sides is disconcerting to say the least. With the actions/policies of the Barry Obama/Soetoro regime, we have been left wide open for a Blakans type war as opposed to just a civil war between two parties. I do PREDICT that the left will perpetrate violence surrounding the midterms geared at the obvious conservative leaning areas. I think patriots, conservatives, truthers, etc better act accordingly with this as a high likelihood. All one has to do is intelligently look at antifa, black bloc, etc....their increase of violence. True, Portland, San Francisco, Seattle, and Berkeley are the bastions of this aggressive violence towards conservatives, but I would assume they will spread this violence and mindset eastward. The midterms would most likely be an obvious starting point for increased action. Believe me, I will be out there stomping their sorry, punk asses when they threaten my city.
ps....I do pray that my assessment is wrong.
 Quoting: tirschmann2012/hegelianga


I hope it's wrong, too. They're not right in the head though, so nothing would surprise me.
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I tried that number, they keep putting me on hold.
 Quoting: LTHN.


Its a scam!!!
 Quoting: Roobit


I'm back at my desk now...
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Been lurking for a while and finally had to sign up. This is the place for instant news coverage. Got to ask how do I get Karma?
 Quoting: lols


Someone clicks the green thumbs up or red thumbs down next to your karma bar. I clicked green for you.
 Quoting: Roobit


Paying members get 10 green and 10 red Karma they can hand out per day.

I have been a paid member for about 5 years and some days I don't hand out anything. Other days I hand out all my green. I have only ever handed out 1 red though.

Registered members I believe get 5 of each they can hand out per day.

Paying members need to read Phen's Karma post in the upgraded member sub forum tab. [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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hahah Perfect.
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hahah Perfect.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd post your real number for 5 seconds, but the forum might explode.
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I tried that number, they keep putting me on hold.
 Quoting: LTHN.


Its a scam!!!
 Quoting: Roobit


I'm back at my desk now...
 Quoting: Crash


Nice, I'll call you right now....hang on, let me grab a smoke, ard a cider first.
; )
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Unfortunately, that doesn't work on an IPad mini, wish that glitch would get fixed.
I hardly use my laptop, the IPad is better for me.
 Quoting: LTHN.


So it doesn't work for anyone on an iPad?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Not sure about anyone, but the last 2 Ipads I have owned couldn't post vids that way.
 Quoting: LTHN.


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Them hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

It’s easy!
 Quoting: ~kpm~


burnit Thanks...I must calm the Gypsy with some skills...
I did make some gorgeous whole fruit frozen margaritas tonight.
I’m going to get a refill, first!
tounge
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1-800-GLP-Tard
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hahah Perfect.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd post your real number for 5 seconds, but the forum might explode.
 Quoting: Crash


Im refreshing as fast as I can...
The Abyss stares back...

Glp ping pong champ...
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when we first implemented the karma system a few yrs ago, it was intended to help GLP stay clean from spam, prevent and or fix threads/posts from copyright infringements, and assist us in weeding out abusive threads/posts. it was also to help members earn

nono using GLP txtbook "reported copyright violation: or reported abuse violation" etc


SHR hadda great thread going in here at the time. sorry i cant find it to repost

the KS is to be used to "rate" threads, replies and the member

the KS was never intended to be used for harassment, vendettas, nor to be abused period.

zero tolerance for abuse of the karma system !

NONO's
weekly drive-bys "see you next week" /karma stalking
signing another members name to neg karma
threats
karma sharing and or begging (green) threads/replies
no threats to delete green or add red out of spite

karmatards - another "nono" is baiting other posters to post a reactionary reply and then YOU report said post(s) for the karma. also making 2nd/3rd accounts just to give neg karma not associated with your reg GLP acct is also a HUGE colossal nono. *yeah that aint happening.

bible verses and quotes are NOT a copyright infringement
lyrics to songs are CRV

dont assume thatta 'specific member' gave you the neg karma. thats how bullshit starts.

karma ratings are meant to be anonymous but that dont mean you get to abuse it.

if someone gave you neg karma - dont go posting a bitch thread, chances are it will get reported and badabing you'll earn some more red as a result. PM a mod if you have a question about it. keep it off the forum floor.

that is all.
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 Quoting: WOLF*


We should make a thread on how to use the search function too.......ohyeahlmao
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1-800-GLP-Tard
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hahah Perfect.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd post your real number for 5 seconds, but the forum might explode.
 Quoting: Crash


333 buddy list explosions!!
Grab your umbrella Crash!!!
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Last Edited by LTHN. on 07/23/2018 08:43 PM
"A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger."

"He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere."
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1) Copy and paste the Youtube link in the "reply" box.
2) Highlight it.
3) Click the "Youtube" button above the reply box.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Unfortunately, that doesn't work on an IPad mini, wish that glitch would get fixed.
I hardly use my laptop, the IPad is better for me.
 Quoting: LTHN.


So it doesn't work for anyone on an iPad?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I have an iPad Pro. I need to take it to the Apple store and see if the kids can show me how. lol Good times. Just need the right thread.afro
 Quoting: mona lizard


You remind me of my parents. lol
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So it doesn't work for anyone on an iPad?
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Not sure about anyone, but the last 2 Ipads I have owned couldn't post vids that way.
 Quoting: LTHN.


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Them hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

It’s easy!
 Quoting: ~kpm~


burnit Thanks...I must calm the Gypsy with some skills...
I did make some gorgeous whole fruit frozen margaritas tonight.
I’m going to get a refill, first!
tounge
 Quoting: mona lizard



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1-800-GLP-Tard
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hahah Perfect.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd post your real number for 5 seconds, but the forum might explode.
 Quoting: Crash


Lol
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Why do all the threads disappear at midnight?scratching



































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Why do all the threads disappear at midnight?scratching
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Some of us wake up at 3AM to refresh them.
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i wAnt 2 lern hOw to tROll.
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We'll see if we can get you some help. Please hang on.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


first we need to speed up your computer, you got salt and butter?

1. Take the salt and sprinkle it over your keyboard.

2. Now rub the butter only on the letters and not the numbers.

3. Pop in the microwave for 3 minutes.

come back for part 2
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WIll it still taste liek popcorn?
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You goof!

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1-800-GLP-Tard
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hahah Perfect.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd post your real number for 5 seconds, but the forum might explode.
 Quoting: Crash


Im refreshing as fast as I can...
 Quoting: Roobit


tounge
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Let them learn the hard way, I did.
chuckle
 Quoting: El Capo


I can't. They were forced outta being ACs, and I have a soft spot for them.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Good thread. cool2

Id give you a green, for it, but gonna have to wait until the statute of limits runs out on the one you got from me last night before you get another for this.





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