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LIVE GLP NEWBIE HELPLINE

 
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You're awesome! Thanks for helping and thank you for the personal help you sent me :)

One quick question... is there a way to post my own photo or gif, the same way you can embed YouTube?

Thanks in advance!
 Quoting: JohnathanM


Yes, you can upload to your custom smilies (look under the "welcome" banner on the left), and after a mod approves it, there they are, like my tomato plants.

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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7



My first thought was 'I could run that hotline'....and then the reality of it set in, that it would be GLPers, and I was like--


ahhhahhhahhh
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Exactly right!

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Why do all the threads disappear at midnight?scratching
To clear the list of links to that days threads.

They are all still there; you can find the ones you were active in by clicking on "Your Active Threads" on the main page.

You can also mark a thread as a favorite from the first post in the thread to find it easily later. I have threads from years ago marked as 'favorites'.



































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hello
 Quoting: wtf richard


Thank you for calling the GLP Help and Addiction Hotline.

Please hold....







Nice will be with you momentarily.
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry


clappa
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Jeffersons Blackberry

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Did youse noobs know that if someone gives a raunchy red karma point, that you can use your karma points to remove it....you know, like if they didn't have the balls to sign their name because it was so raunchy?

chuckle....well you can.


hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I have to share Cosmic...

Like this one....

Bestred
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry



chuckle


blink...but at least that's not butt ugly raunchy, eh?

I think the one I just removed was something about how I'm a fucking cunt...or something raw like that. No name, either.

Pfht, I had somebody so mad because I kept removing their shitty remarks, they gave me a green just so they could tell me how much they hated me....derp.

1rof1

You know, I think some of them are just batshit crazy, eh?
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Lol, now THAT is funny (because we can't remove green karmas)!

You're not alone my friend, I've been given a nasty green before too lol.

chuckle
 Quoting: Simple27


Here’s a nasty one, I still don’t get it.

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Last Edited by Jeffersons Blackberry on 07/23/2018 09:23 PM
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Simple27

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We still need a GLP addiction hotline as well lol...
 Quoting: Psychonaut SN7


This is true! I can seem to go longer without a cigarette than a quick GLP check....hiding

Ahhh who am i kidding, i dont care. I LOVE AND NEED IT
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<



Lovey, how come you're not upgraded?...if you don't mind me asking.

If it's because you can't afford it right now, then I'll upgrade you tomorrow after I put some money in my account.

It gives me a sad that you don't have a gold star....verysad
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Well its a long story, ive had 3 accts and still been banned and locked even after. I think it was an isp sweep. Ill upgrade here soon so dont you go spending a penny on me! And, as a soon to be father i have to save every penny now! Heres some green for being such a wonderful personhf
 Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<


Congrats!!! : )

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Did youse noobs know that if someone gives a raunchy red karma point, that you can use your karma points to remove it....you know, like if they didn't have the balls to sign their name because it was so raunchy?

chuckle....well you can.


hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I have to share Cosmic...

Like this one....

Bestred
 Quoting: Jeffersons Blackberry



chuckle


blink...but at least that's not butt ugly raunchy, eh?

I think the one I just removed was something about how I'm a fucking cunt...or something raw like that. No name, either.

Pfht, I had somebody so mad because I kept removing their shitty remarks, they gave me a green just so they could tell me how much they hated me....derp.

1rof1

You know, I think some of them are just batshit crazy, eh?
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Lol, now THAT is funny (because we can't remove green karmas)!

You're not alone my friend, I've been given a nasty green before too lol.

chuckle
 Quoting: Simple27



It makes ya think they'd lost their mind and had gone around the bend, too funny....hf
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mona, did you even read my instructions?...it's so EASY!

I swear now before Gawd, before I haul my ether-butt off the planet, you will post at least ONE youtube video.

C'mon...just try. Pretty please?


eyebat
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


butt Soooon!!! xo
 Quoting: mona lizard


Come on. You can do it.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


Ok, there is no arrow visible in the right corner of the vid, unless it’s the one that takes me to the channel. 1dunno1 I need to take my maxi pad to the mall. Gypsy’s gonna kick my ass.
 Quoting: mona lizard


I’m waiting on a smilie approval to show you.....hang tight!
~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~
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You're awesome! Thanks for helping and thank you for the personal help you sent me :)

One quick question... is there a way to post my own photo or gif, the same way you can embed YouTube?

Thanks in advance!
 Quoting: JohnathanM


Thank you. :)

There is, but I've never made smilies or anything like that, so I don't know how.

I'm not sure if you have access to the "custom smilies" without the star.
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07/23/2018 09:27 PM
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I'm gonna miss the threads where the AC made their username some sort of commentary on the thread title.
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07/23/2018 09:28 PM
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ahhh, the only good thing exported from Canada...
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This is awesome thank you for helping themhf
 Quoting: Goofy for God


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07/23/2018 09:30 PM
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Thanks for the help!
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07/23/2018 09:31 PM

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You're awesome! Thanks for helping and thank you for the personal help you sent me :)

One quick question... is there a way to post my own photo or gif, the same way you can embed YouTube?

Thanks in advance!
 Quoting: JohnathanM


Yes, you can upload to your custom smilies (look under the "welcome" banner on the left), and after a mod approves it, there they are, like my tomato plants.

:4toms:
 Quoting: Crash


Love the pots!

I’m looking for cute herb pots.
~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~
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Hmmm, I've tried to reply to two posts now, but when I preview them the tags are all messed up, so it looks like fuck all, and some of what I wrote is gone.

Anyone else having this problem?
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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07/23/2018 09:35 PM
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I'm gonna miss the threads where the AC made their username some sort of commentary on the thread title.
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


verysad
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You're awesome! Thanks for helping and thank you for the personal help you sent me :)

One quick question... is there a way to post my own photo or gif, the same way you can embed YouTube?

Thanks in advance!
 Quoting: JohnathanM


Thank you. :)

There is, but I've never made smilies or anything like that, so I don't know how.

I'm not sure if you have access to the "custom smilies" without the star.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl



A member has to be upgraded to use custom smilies.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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I'm gonna miss the threads where the AC made their username some sort of commentary on the thread title.
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


verysad
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I can log out and do that.... oh FFS I can't.
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Youtube on iPad


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Then hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

The arrow and copy link spots in the YouTube app.




:YouTube1:
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I have hemp seeds and cocoa butter if anyone asks.
 Quoting: Crash


I eat a tablespoon of hemp seeds after dinner every day, because the wife thinks it benefits health. What does it actually do?
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


lovethispost

Because you don't even know, but appease the Mrs. : )

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I have hemp seeds and cocoa butter if anyone asks.
 Quoting: Crash


I eat a tablespoon of hemp seeds after dinner every day, because the wife thinks it benefits health. What does it actually do?
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


It reflects you love your wife.
 Quoting: Crash


This!
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I'm gonna miss the threads where the AC made their username some sort of commentary on the thread title.
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


verysad
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I can log out and do that....
 Quoting: Crash


But, you can't. Not anymore. verysad
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Youtube on iPad


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Then hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

The arrow and copy link spots in the YouTube app.




:YouTube1:
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Wow. So fancy! Miss Mona can't sneak outta this one now.
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I can log out and do that....
 Quoting: Crash


But, you can't. Not anymore. verysad
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl



HAHA check out my name
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I'm gonna miss the threads where the AC made their username some sort of commentary on the thread title.
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


verysad
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I can log out and do that.... oh FFS I can't.
 Quoting: Crash


Hahahah That cracked me up.
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Youtube on iPad


On my iPad I go to YouTube and in the upper right corner of the video there is an arrow, click that and choose copy link

Come here, click YouTube once, tap your screen and click paste, click YouTube a second time.

Then hit preview to see if you did it correctly...

The arrow and copy link spots in the YouTube app.




:YouTube1:
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Wow. So fancy! Miss Mona can't sneak outta this one now.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl



rockon
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
cosmicgypsy

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I can log out and do that....
 Quoting: Crash


But, you can't. Not anymore. verysad
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl



HAHA check out my name
 Quoting: DUMMIE POSTING AN AC THREAD



lolsign


I love ya, crash....hf
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
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by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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I have hemp seeds and cocoa butter if anyone asks.
 Quoting: Crash


I eat a tablespoon of hemp seeds after dinner every day, because the wife thinks it benefits health. What does it actually do?
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


It reflects you love your wife.
 Quoting: Crash


This!
 Quoting: Simple27


I use to do stuff like that, then biotch shanked me in the back.

I’m not bitter though.

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Last Edited by Jeffersons Blackberry on 07/23/2018 09:42 PM
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HAHA check out my name
 Quoting: DUMMIE POSTING AN AC THREAD



lolsign


I love ya, crash....hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


hugs tard
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ahhh, the only good thing exported from Canada...
 Quoting: doglikeRoRuctions


hf





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