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| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 74163302  United States08/02/2018 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My god, it burned so fucking bad! BUT i feel wonderful now that its not burning!  Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| the deplorable ar-15 nut
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| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was bad! But great for circulation so i fell amazing now. Time for a beer and a  Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch.... Quoting: 03 Haven't done that... but I have wiped my eyes... fuck did that hurt. Hope it ends quick. Maybe put your cock in a glass of milk...??? Lol, sorry. I (while tripping) opened a thing of liquid cayanne thinking it was vitamin C. Sprayed all over me and my wifes face. Needless to say we both spent an hour in the shower holding milk to our faces and pouring it on us. But, i felt great after that too Last Edited by ~LSDMTHC~ on 08/02/2018 08:48 PM Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
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| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was bad! But great for circulation so i fell amazing now. Time for a beer and a About to here also.Added you to my buddy list and this hits for you! Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6368961 Canada08/02/2018 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| ²²²
User ID: 74177195  Puerto Rico08/02/2018 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Mkjeep
User ID: 24338353 United States08/02/2018 08:53 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! I used to be a meat cutter, after making hot sausage I went to pee. Thought I had washed my hands good enough, not! I got back to the cutting room and had to go straight back to the bathroom.LOl. I feel your pain! "Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was bad! But great for circulation so i fell amazing now. Time for a beer and a Lol *bites my tongue*  Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! I used to be a meat cutter, after making hot sausage I went to pee. Thought I had washed my hands good enough, not! I got back to the cutting room and had to go straight back to the bathroom.LOl. I feel your pain! Quoting: Mkjeep Thank you jeep! I knew i wasnt the only one! Gotta say though, after a cold shower, a beer and smoking i feel GREAT! Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73710381 United States08/02/2018 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Deplorable >LSDMTHC< It was bad! But great for circulation so i fell amazing now. Time for a beer and a About to here also.Added you to my buddy list and this hits for you!  Oh yeah, heres some green  Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! I used to be a meat cutter, after making hot sausage I went to pee. Thought I had washed my hands good enough, not! I got back to the cutting room and had to go straight back to the bathroom.LOl. I feel your pain! Quoting: Mkjeep Cant beleive you arent on my buddy list. Time to change that! You always post good shit Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 1405997 United States08/02/2018 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG, did your post bring back some great memories, OP! My old man did same thing when he was working with Habenero peppers. Had to stick his dick in glass of half-n-half, which was all we had in the fridge at the time. Another time we were over at good friends'farm BBQ'ing, one dude's skanky ho' who hit on all men within 10 ft of her decided to grab my man's ass which he related to me. I cut up a small Thai pepper with cheese and crackers, silently willing her to pick it up to eat. Dumb bitch acted like she could eat one with no problem if she had a cold beer in hand. Only problem was her eyes starting watering, she wiped tears from corner of her eyes with hand that held the cut pepper. Gawd almighty did her eyes swell up, more tears followed by her hollering and fell out of her lawn chair, rolling down the hill screeching the whole time. I nearly pissed myself laughing at instant karma. Last Edited by Deplorable Zenobia on 08/02/2018 09:15 PM And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG, did your post bring back some great memories, OP! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia My old man did same thing when he was working with Habenero peppers. Had to stick his dick in glass of half-n-half, which was all we had in the fridge at the time. Another time we were over at good friends'farm BBQ'ing, one dude's skanky ho' who hit on all men within 10 ft of her decided to grab my man's ass which he related to me. I cut up a small Thai pepper with cheese and crackers, silently willing her to pick it up to eat. Dumb bitch acted like she could eat one with no problem if she had a cold beer in hand. Only problem was her eyes starting watering, she wiped tears from corner of her eyes with hand that held the cut pepper. Gawd almighty did her eyes swell up, more tears followed by her hollering and fell out of her lawn chair, rolling down the hill screeching the whole time. I nearly pissed myself laughing at instant karma. Fuckin love it! Another new buddy added to the list my deplorable friend! Thanks for the laugh! Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG, did your post bring back some great memories, OP! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia My old man did same thing when he was working with Habenero peppers. Had to stick his dick in glass of half-n-half, which was all we had in the fridge at the time. Another time we were over at good friends'farm BBQ'ing, one dude's skanky ho' who hit on all men within 10 ft of her decided to grab my man's ass which he related to me. I cut up a small Thai pepper with cheese and crackers, silently willing her to pick it up to eat. Dumb bitch acted like she could eat one with no problem if she had a cold beer in hand. Only problem was her eyes starting watering, she wiped tears from corner of her eyes with hand that held the cut pepper. Gawd almighty did her eyes swell up, more tears followed by her hollering and fell out of her lawn chair, rolling down the hill screeching the whole time. I nearly pissed myself laughing at instant karma. Fuckin love it! Another new buddy added to the list my deplorable friend! Thanks for the laugh! Oh yeah, heres some green!  Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| Big Duke6
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| Mkjeep
User ID: 72376138 United States08/02/2018 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know this is a horribly not pc story but , when I was working at Walmart for a time in the produce section there was a group of special needs kids( not kids actually 20-30 ) that used to come through and would snack on different fruit and such. The produce mgr had enough of it and walked up to one of the tarrded kids and said try one of these, eat the whole thing! It was ahabanaro pepper , that feller was running up and done the isles , RAHhhhhh, Rahhhhhh! . It was funny as shit but so wrong at the same time. Bakery mgr told the produce mgr he was going to Hell for that. Last Edited by MKChicknDad on 08/02/2018 09:58 PM "Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know this is a horribly not pc story but , when I was working at Walmart for a time in the produce section there was a group of special needs kids( not kids actually 20-30 ) that used to come through and would snack on different fruit and such. The produce mgr had enough of it and walked up to one of the tarrded kids and said try one of these, eat the whole thing! It was ahabanaro pepper , that feller was running up and done the isles , RAHhhhhh, Rahhhhhh! . It was funny as shit but so wrong at the same time. Bakery mgr told the produce mgr he was going to Hell for that. Quoting: Mkjeep Ok, let me say that was wrong. BUUUUUT thats some funny shit! Not hell worthy Ok, im still laughing Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| Mkjeep
User ID: 72376138 United States08/02/2018 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know this is a horribly not pc story but , when I was working at Walmart for a time in the produce section there was a group of special needs kids( not kids actually 20-30 ) that used to come through and would snack on different fruit and such. The produce mgr had enough of it and walked up to one of the tarrded kids and said try one of these, eat the whole thing! It was ahabanaro pepper , that feller was running up and done the isles , RAHhhhhh, Rahhhhhh! . It was funny as shit but so wrong at the same time. Bakery mgr told the produce mgr he was going to Hell for that. Quoting: Mkjeep Ok, let me say that was wrong. BUUUUUT thats some funny shit! Not hell worthy Ok, im still laughing To give some visual , the kid looked a lot like this  "Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee |
| The Deplorable >LSDMTHC<
(OP) User ID: 74163302 United States08/02/2018 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know this is a horribly not pc story but , when I was working at Walmart for a time in the produce section there was a group of special needs kids( not kids actually 20-30 ) that used to come through and would snack on different fruit and such. The produce mgr had enough of it and walked up to one of the tarrded kids and said try one of these, eat the whole thing! It was ahabanaro pepper , that feller was running up and done the isles , RAHhhhhh, Rahhhhhh! . It was funny as shit but so wrong at the same time. Bakery mgr told the produce mgr he was going to Hell for that. Quoting: Mkjeep Ok, let me say that was wrong. BUUUUUT thats some funny shit! Not hell worthy Ok, im still laughing To give some visual , the kid looked a lot like this Ok, the funny shit just got 10x funnier  Off to bed for me, can hardly type. Jeep, you have a great night and know you impacted someone in a great and funny ass way today Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
| MrRockLix
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| Asymptote
User ID: 76695518 United States08/02/2018 10:17 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Went down on an ex gf years ago after making buffalo wings (homemade sauce, lots of hot sauce with simmered habaneros) She was very into it, and then not so much.. She would make me wash my hands and face before anything happened after that.... She would also blush if she saw me eating hot-wings or even salsa after that.... Approaching the line "Be wary of mathematicians, particularly when they speak the truth." - Augustine I sign all my Karma Polymath supreme BTW.... Any grammatical errors (or incorrect words) are due to Spellcheck fucking hating me.....did you see, it auto fucking capitalism the word Spellcheck |
| MrBlack
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| BrokenTech
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| cosmicgypsy
User ID: 74619032 United States08/02/2018 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  ....you got hot pepper on your joy stick? You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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