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A Funny Thing Happened At the Range Today

 
Five Star Bandit
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A Funny Thing Happened At the Range Today
Went down to local range today to um.. pick flowers since I lost all of my weapons in a tragic boating accident...

A few wild-flowers in, and up rolls this trio of sedans, not 'all black' or anything, very pedestrian but unusual for my area (big ass trucks country). Out rolls three 'operator dressed' guys all packing multiple AR's all 'operator'd' out.

I didn't think much of it, until they asked if we could clear the range so they could put up targets. All of them were Brits, every last one.

Now, this is extremely rural KY. Running into Brits is a very, very rare occurrence (or anyone who 'ain't from 'round here').

Guys were creepin' too, checked out my nephew's tags on the way out. Very, very off-putting, weird-vibe kind of stuff... but then, I am a GLPer so paranoia is an extra sense.

Just sharing.
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It’s almost time. It’s almost on. And when it’s on, it’s so fucking on!
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It’s almost time. It’s almost on. And when it’s on, it’s so fucking on!
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Fuckity it sure does 'feel' that way don't it?
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They may try to knock you up! Watch out!
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maybe its me but i didn't understand a word of this.
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They may try to knock you up! Watch out!
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XD Prima Noctern? XD
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maybe its me but i didn't understand a word of this.
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K, what would you need translated?

Earlier at the local gun range where I went to <redacted> a group of military-aged young men dressed in tactical clothing and carrying multiple, accessorized military-style rifles arrived. All of them happened to be of British origin which, is an unusual occurrence in a very rural area like mine.

As we left, they seemed interested in watching us exit, even appearing to have taken note of the license of our vehicle.

That help? XD

hf

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maybe its me but i didn't understand a word of this.
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Sorry tubbs, its just you. But heres some green anyways
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SHOULD HAVE ASKED THEM WHICH COLOR CRAYOLA TASTES BEST ;)
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How do you know that they were brits, bad teeth, dry sense of humor, smell of fish and chips, called you a Yank?
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SHOULD HAVE ASKED THEM WHICH COLOR CRAYOLA TASTES BEST ;)
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LOL

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maybe its me but i didn't understand a word of this.
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Sorry tubbs, its just you. But heres some green anyways
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ok im going to try and read it again haha.
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How do you know that they were brits, bad teeth, dry sense of humor, smell of fish and chips, called you a Yank?
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English accents one and all.
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Nope still cant get what wild flowers got to do with a range boating and brits checking tags.

whats operated out mean wtf lol?

Op can you translate sounds interesting.
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Nope still cant get what wild flowers got to do with a range boating and brits checking tags.

whats operated out mean wtf lol?

Op can you translate sounds interesting.
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does he really have to spell it out for you? This is how we stay under the radar
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Nope still cant get what wild flowers got to do with a range boating and brits checking tags.

whats operated out mean wtf lol?

Op can you translate sounds interesting.
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I gotchoo Tubbs!

Earlier at the local gun range where I went to <redacted> a group of military-aged young men dressed in tactical clothing and carrying multiple, accessorized military-style rifles arrived. All of them happened to be of British origin which, is an unusual occurrence in a very rural area like mine.

As we left, they seemed interested in watching us exit, even appearing to have taken note of the license of our vehicle.

That do it?
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Thanks haha
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ROFL triggered some of these force-registered lib shills it seems. XD my arch-nemesis, the One Star Bandit has arrived!
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honest intel is intel no matter how small

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honest intel is intel no matter how small

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Thanks bro. Watch your ranges. cheers
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They should be back in England where the muzzle lambs are raping their wives.
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That's ok, Limeys have trouble on the trigger pull when it ain't paper. SAS found that shit out the hard way.
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They always forget flowers go in both directions.
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Went down to local range today to um.. pick flowers since I lost all of my weapons in a tragic boating accident...

A few wild-flowers in, and up rolls this trio of sedans, not 'all black' or anything, very pedestrian but unusual for my area (big ass trucks country). Out rolls three 'operator dressed' guys all packing multiple AR's all 'operator'd' out.

I didn't think much of it, until they asked if we could clear the range so they could put up targets. All of them were Brits, every last one.

Now, this is extremely rural KY. Running into Brits is a very, very rare occurrence (or anyone who 'ain't from 'round here').

Guys were creepin' too, checked out my nephew's tags on the way out. Very, very off-putting, weird-vibe kind of stuff... but then, I am a GLPer so paranoia is an extra sense.

Just sharing.
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Hey OP, check this thread out, then go by a rope, a magnet, and get your guns back!
Thread: Magnet Fishing you heard of it??
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Went down to local range today to um.. pick flowers since I lost all of my weapons in a tragic boating accident...

A few wild-flowers in, and up rolls this trio of sedans, not 'all black' or anything, very pedestrian but unusual for my area (big ass trucks country). Out rolls three 'operator dressed' guys all packing multiple AR's all 'operator'd' out.

I didn't think much of it, until they asked if we could clear the range so they could put up targets. All of them were Brits, every last one.

Now, this is extremely rural KY. Running into Brits is a very, very rare occurrence (or anyone who 'ain't from 'round here').

Guys were creepin' too, checked out my nephew's tags on the way out. Very, very off-putting, weird-vibe kind of stuff... but then, I am a GLPer so paranoia is an extra sense.

Just sharing.
 Quoting: Five Star Bandit


Hey OP, check this thread out, then go by a rope, a magnet, and get your guns back!
Thread: Magnet Fishing you heard of it??
 Quoting: LTHN.


Thanks! cheers
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maybe its me but i didn't understand a word of this.
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K, what would you need translated?

Earlier at the local gun range where I went to <redacted> a group of military-aged young men dressed in tactical clothing and carrying multiple, accessorized military-style rifles arrived. All of them happened to be of British origin which, is an unusual occurrence in a very rural area like mine.

As we left, they seemed interested in watching us exit, even appearing to have taken note of the license of our vehicle.

That help? XD

hf
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I’ve met russians that have learned to speak english with a british accent. They may not have been from the u.k.—you never know.
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maybe its me but i didn't understand a word of this.
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K, what would you need translated?

Earlier at the local gun range where I went to <redacted> a group of military-aged young men dressed in tactical clothing and carrying multiple, accessorized military-style rifles arrived. All of them happened to be of British origin which, is an unusual occurrence in a very rural area like mine.

As we left, they seemed interested in watching us exit, even appearing to have taken note of the license of our vehicle.

That help? XD

hf
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I’ve met russians that have learned to speak english with a british accent. They may not have been from the u.k.—you never know.
 Quoting: telling it straight


Oh no, not THE RUSSIANS again!!
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How do you know that they were brits, bad teeth, dry sense of humor, smell of fish and chips, called you a Yank?
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English accents one and all.
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Did they look like teletubbies? Was one of them carrying a purse?
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened At the Range Today
Went down to local range today to um.. pick flowers since I lost all of my weapons in a tragic boating accident...

A few wild-flowers in, and up rolls this trio of sedans, not 'all black' or anything, very pedestrian but unusual for my area (big ass trucks country). Out rolls three 'operator dressed' guys all packing multiple AR's all 'operator'd' out.

I didn't think much of it, until they asked if we could clear the range so they could put up targets. All of them were Brits, every last one.

Now, this is extremely rural KY. Running into Brits is a very, very rare occurrence (or anyone who 'ain't from 'round here').

Guys were creepin' too, checked out my nephew's tags on the way out. Very, very off-putting, weird-vibe kind of stuff... but then, I am a GLPer so paranoia is an extra sense.

Just sharing.
 Quoting: Five Star Bandit


How did you lose all of your guns in a boating accident? What reasons did your insurance company give on your personal property ? Home owners policy?
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OP, since you went down to the range, you might as well visit the patch too. The pawpaw crop is expected to be heavy this year. And do bring some of them flowers too.

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