UPDATE: 9/4/2018, I think im falling in love with my prostitute.

She takes 10 cocks a day and you kiss her? Nasty though

looks like your the only person she is having a relationship

becautious aint saing it cant work but there are stories of guys getting catfished this way,,,

Thats the oldest story in the book,,,,,the John wants to rescue the ho. 4 get it man cuz u aint in "The Game",,,,u r not a playah.

she probably sucked your soul and swallowed !

now you are her DNA tied slave !

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DONT INVITE HER AROUND YOUR FAMILIES HOUSE AT CHRISTMAS TIME , YOU MIGHT FIND GRANDPA HANGING OUT THE BACK OF HER ?

Then enjoy your time.

They made a film of that

How'd I taste?

your always be able to pay the bills , any late payment issues and she could chow down and get the credit card payed off in no time

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LOL

does she offer up her brown in reconciliation for all the damage to the front bumper ????

You know how people begin to look alike after they have been married a long time? I wonder if it’s from the dna mixing during sex? When they don’t look alike and have been married a long time you might just be able to point out they don’t do it very often?

so you saying she looks like a cross between a Pakistani cab driver a redneck from Alabama and a bedridden sweaty fatso

Ewwww! Thats even worse. Hes with her in a bed where God knows how many men have been. Hope she washes the sheets often, OPIE.

Shes a con artist.
She wants you to fall in love.

And then extract all your cash.

here's a little math based on 1 a day
no breaks for holidays and not adding leap years

1 year 365
2 years 730
3 years 1095
4 years 1460
5 years 1825
6 years 2190
7 years 2555
8 years 2920
9 years 3285
10 years 3650
11 years 4015
12 years 4380
13 years 4745
14 years 5110
15 years 5475
16 years 5840
17 years 6205
18 years 6570
19 years 6935
20 years 7300
21 years 7665
22 years 8030
23 years 8395
24 years 8760
25 years 9125
26 years 9490
27 years 9855
28 years 10220
29 years 10585
30 years 10950

you can probably double any one of those numbers

But she's a masseuse.

John, I love you, too.

"happy" massages

it's the "front business" for the "front business" if you're picking up what I'm putting down

especially common in canuckistan now,
since the gov. in 2014 decriminalized the worker
and only the customer is illegal now

you pay for a "massage"
the "happy" part is "free"

So I met her a few times during the few weeks since my original post, what a ride.

We actually furthered our relationship where the word "LOVE", came into place.

now here is my problem, either she is a compulsive liar, or bipolar or both. She told me she was a playboy model, and she used to hang out with famous ppl we would know that are still famous but older.. example Rod Stewart.

She should have some photos? Or bunny ears...something?

OP, your profile says you're still an active poster.

Can we get some updates or closure on this situation? Sincerely curious!