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Weyoun
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Lloydz
User ID: 72237258 United States 09/02/2018 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife threatened to divorce me because I used to carry my 18" ar10 to whatever room I was in. She really didn't like it on the dinner table. Said it made guests uncomfortable when we had dinners n stuff. Quoting: shovelbum Also the neighbors called the cops sometimes when I mowed with my rifle strapped across my back. So I let her negotiate me down to a 16" ar15. I feel helpless now. That's not even effective against helicopters or engine blocks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74849029 United States 09/02/2018 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife threatened to divorce me because I used to carry my 18" ar10 to whatever room I was in. She really didn't like it on the dinner table. Said it made guests uncomfortable when we had dinners n stuff. Quoting: shovelbum Also the neighbors called the cops sometimes when I mowed with my rifle strapped across my back. So I let her negotiate me down to a 16" ar15. I feel helpless now. That's not even effective against helicopters or engine blocks. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Agent MIB
User ID: 48633458 Philippines 09/02/2018 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got my right hand and my left.Also my Thai wife has got my 6,whenever she is not trying to poison me. Quoting: Manse Jolly Nothing is more feared than an angry Asian woman. Watching two Asian women catfight is better than watching an MMA fight. Don't believe it, then just watch elderly Asian women play mah-jong. I'm sure there's a video online of this example. You are born with the truth, then taught a lie. |
Galaxy500
User ID: 52991669 United States 09/02/2018 04:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw a thread from McAfee where he's armed while he craps and he claims he's armed while having sex? Quoting: Shanky I have to say, my .45ACP is with me from door to door. Yes, it's with me when I shower and when I shit. You? Just curious. No.. don’t own a gun. Never had to use one in an emergency. Long story. Had one once a 25 cal with pearl handle still in box. Got stolen when I let my sister have a place to stay. Her and her friends had a party while I was at work and robbed my room.a motel room rented as an apartment. Of all places Bedrock apts. lol Commie Twitter Refugee GHETTR @GalaxyRose |
planetarian
User ID: 76853214 United States 09/02/2018 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I didn't plan this, but I have two excellent guard dogs. A very useful early warning system. I live in a semi-rural place, and know if someone's walking by, or even parks across the road. Quoting: Jon Titor I feel it. I really do. I'm 1/4 mile from the main road. At the same time, I really like my Springfield XD45 on the counter. You never know?! If someone comes in to rob the place or attempt to kill me.......I have a .45 ready to go! I'm a little old-fashioned, so I have a very fine .357 magnum revolver. Wow. You are on a very public and popular website and for all the genuine "family" goodness that goes on here at GLP, DON"T TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Weyoun
User ID: 76234375 United States 09/02/2018 04:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I didn't plan this, but I have two excellent guard dogs. A very useful early warning system. I live in a semi-rural place, and know if someone's walking by, or even parks across the road. Quoting: Jon Titor I feel it. I really do. I'm 1/4 mile from the main road. At the same time, I really like my Springfield XD45 on the counter. You never know?! If someone comes in to rob the place or attempt to kill me.......I have a .45 ready to go! I'm a little old-fashioned, so I have a very fine .357 magnum revolver. Wow. You are on a very public and popular website and for all the genuine "family" goodness that goes on here at GLP, DON"T TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't believe everything you see on the internet. He actually carries a .458 magnum. |
Drei Hund Nacht
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Magna Cacca
User ID: 75042539 United States 09/02/2018 05:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As much as I love my .45's.....it really PISSED me off that they didn't make a .46!! Goddamit! There's the .50 Desert Eagle. I am only armed with my smartphone, though. Last Edited by Creme de la Crap on 09/02/2018 05:09 AM Join the Red Team with me! Turd a la Mode by Creme de la Crap Kneel before Satan |
I hate you
User ID: 73505526 United States 09/02/2018 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.instagram.com (secure)] God like productions or God like politics. Hard to tell these days.. |
Tynyyn
User ID: 76857691 United States 09/02/2018 05:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bidet, huh? An American male needs a bidet to cleanse his nether regions because he's too lazy to grab a handful of TP and thoroughly wipe. My, my, my....how this once great American country has fallen. I guess the Beta males have taken over and now it's tolerable to use feminine tools to clean you pucker hole. If a guy needs a bidet to clean, maybe he should check his man card at the bathroom door. Man-up, bro. Take your ACP to the crapper with you and if you have dingleberries dangling, use the ACP and shoot them off. Real men know how to take care of low hanging fruit. Either shoot it off or wipe it off, don't rinse it off. Grrrrrrrrrr |
Weyoun
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Galaxy500
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Zazzy
User ID: 74554437 United States 09/02/2018 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw a thread from McAfee where he's armed while he craps and he claims he's armed while having sex? Quoting: Shanky I have to say, my .45ACP is with me from door to door. Yes, it's with me when I shower and when I shit. You? Just curious. Yes! Oh my god, I carry freeze fix hair spray it really works just like mace but its soooo much cheaper Super Cunt. |
Puri Ketsi
User ID: 76815369 Estonia 09/02/2018 07:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw a thread from McAfee where he's armed while he craps and he claims he's armed while having sex? Quoting: Shanky I have to say, my .45ACP is with me from door to door. Yes, it's with me when I shower and when I shit. You? Just curious. In Soviet Russia - Kaspersky wears an ass ready to crap, while in shooting range. |
Timur2020
User ID: 75627541 United States 09/02/2018 07:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I say "My body will kill them?" Is one thing......you canadian? Ready? All fast don't stop? "Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind" Covid, fake riots, communist organizers - keep your powder dry America. This was not the disease or the riots, those both are still on down the line. Garden garden grow spices and medical plants too. I am a VeterAid volunteer for Arrogant Mushroom Healers of Alamogordo. |
USA is doomed
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Dumpty
User ID: 76495072 United States 09/02/2018 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sure, I can "Pull it" at any moment I feel threatened. Boobie traps galore. Last Edited by Van #22 on 09/02/2018 08:47 AM |
Timur2020
User ID: 75317394 United States 09/02/2018 08:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am for it? An ankle gun, not an underwear gun. I think its funnier to just sit there and "Indiana Jones" em? We just have limited equpiment and a shotgun is awkward in a shi*house and got to leave it for ma anyway. It would pizz me off instantly tho and i'd be done that instant and already fighting anyway "Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind" Covid, fake riots, communist organizers - keep your powder dry America. This was not the disease or the riots, those both are still on down the line. Garden garden grow spices and medical plants too. I am a VeterAid volunteer for Arrogant Mushroom Healers of Alamogordo. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75470960 United States 09/02/2018 08:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not unless I was already carrying. But I'll tell you this, when I'm hunting I always make sure my rifle is in reach even if nature calls... While I'm out in nature. Years ago I was deep in the woods when the night before's mix of tacos and a 6 pack decided it wanted out... Right now. I set my rifle against a tree and while I ways laying down some serious heat a 12 point buck strolled right past me maybe 50 feet away. I was so fucking pissed... |
HiSpeed
User ID: 76744907 United States 09/02/2018 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m reading this thread on the shitter now. Have a Glock 26L with a light in a belly band. Seriously though, appendix belly band and is the way to go. Don’t have to depend on pants or a belt for retention. Don’t display belt loops like a regular holster. Only really for slender individuals though. |
Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 09/02/2018 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’ll admit it: I love striking up conversations with strangers. I’ll talk to people in line at the grocery store, on street corners, in airplanes, or even while lifting weights at the gym. But the most unique ones, the folks who never fail to fascinate, are the ones I’ve met after violently kicking open their stall doors while they’re going to the bathroom. [link to www.theonion.com (secure)] Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
HiSpeed
User ID: 76744907 United States 09/02/2018 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m reading this thread on the shitter now. Have a Glock 26L with a light in a belly band. Seriously though, appendix belly band and is the way to go. Don’t have to depend on pants or a belt for retention. Don’t display belt loops like a regular holster. Only really for slender individuals though. Quoting: HiSpeed Oh did I mention a spare mag too. Gotta have a spare mag, truly sensible. |
Malu nli
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Iknowhim
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Tim Foil Hat
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