Are you armed while you crap?

Female 64 years old.Project much?

You never know nowadays. It's sad it has to be asked.

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Nothing is more feared than an angry Asian woman. Watching two Asian women catfight is better than watching an MMA fight.

Don't believe it, then just watch elderly Asian women play mah-jong. I'm sure there's a video online of this example.

No.. don’t own a gun. Never had to use one in an emergency.
Long story. Had one once a 25 cal with pearl handle still in box. Got stolen when I let my sister have a place to stay. Her and her friends had a party while I was at work and robbed my room.a motel room rented as an apartment. Of all places Bedrock apts. lol

Wow.

You are on a very public and popular website and for all the genuine "family" goodness that goes on here at GLP, DON"T TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't believe everything you see on the internet. He actually carries a .458 magnum.

Isn’t there medication you can take for paranoia?

There's the .50 Desert Eagle.

I am only armed with my smartphone, though.

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Bidet, huh? An American male needs a bidet to cleanse his nether regions because he's too lazy to grab a handful of TP and thoroughly wipe. My, my, my....how this once great American country has fallen. I guess the Beta males have taken over and now it's tolerable to use feminine tools to clean you pucker hole.


If a guy needs a bidet to clean, maybe he should check his man card at the bathroom door. Man-up, bro. Take your ACP to the crapper with you and if you have dingleberries dangling, use the ACP and shoot them off. Real men know how to take care of low hanging fruit. Either shoot it off or wipe it off, don't rinse it off. Grrrrrrrrrr

I just wipe with my gun. This way I never have to otherwise lubricate it.

Heh

Yes! Oh my god, I carry freeze fix hair spray it really works just like mace but its soooo much cheaper

In Soviet Russia - Kaspersky wears an ass ready to crap, while in shooting range.

If I say "My body will kill them?" Is one thing......you canadian? Ready? All fast don't stop?

always-24/7

.45 .46 whatever it takes.

When I'm constipated I bring a backup gun.

Sure, I can "Pull it" at any moment I feel threatened. Boobie traps galore.



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I am for it? An ankle gun, not an underwear gun. I think its funnier to just sit there and "Indiana Jones" em?
We just have limited equpiment and a shotgun is awkward in a shi*house and got to leave it for ma anyway.
It would pizz me off instantly tho and i'd be done that instant and already fighting anyway

I was always taught to have a weapon with you no further than arms reach.

Not unless I was already carrying. But I'll tell you this, when I'm hunting I always make sure my rifle is in reach even if nature calls... While I'm out in nature.

Years ago I was deep in the woods when the night before's mix of tacos and a 6 pack decided it wanted out... Right now.

I set my rifle against a tree and while I ways laying down some serious heat a 12 point buck strolled right past me maybe 50 feet away. I was so fucking pissed...

I’m reading this thread on the shitter now. Have a Glock 26L with a light in a belly band. Seriously though, appendix belly band and is the way to go. Don’t have to depend on pants or a belt for retention. Don’t display belt loops like a regular holster. Only really for slender individuals though.

I am armed for this scenario:

I’ll admit it: I love striking up conversations with strangers. I’ll talk to people in line at the grocery store, on street corners, in airplanes, or even while lifting weights at the gym. But the most unique ones, the folks who never fail to fascinate, are the ones I’ve met after violently kicking open their stall doors while they’re going to the bathroom.

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Oh did I mention a spare mag too. Gotta have a spare mag, truly sensible.

When you sit down to do your business take one leg out of your pants so you can get up quickly and move. Especially in a public bathroom

If I tell anybody it wouldn't be a surprise now would it...

Gives a new meaning to the term "ammo dump."