Slapstick stick-up: Would-be robber botches heist with spectacular fail (VIDEO) | |
Dumpty
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Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 09/05/2018 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alright; free gun! Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 09/05/2018 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It worked. Attempted stick up man hauled ass, didn't he? Last Edited by Where Eagles Dare on 09/05/2018 10:44 AM Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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FlashBuzzkill
User ID: 75251329 United States 09/05/2018 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No injuries, nothing stolen, sole loss is robbers pride. A good crime indeed. Broncos jersey and he fumbles the gun! #fumblina Gen. John B Gordon and Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest were the finest citizen-soldiers birthed in America. |
Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 09/05/2018 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "I have a gub; apt natural." I love that movie! Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
Jack the Hun
User ID: 69113046 United States 09/05/2018 11:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by Song of the Wind on 09/05/2018 11:57 AM The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it goes. So is everyone who has been born of the Spirit. |
justavet
User ID: 70161829 United States 09/05/2018 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He's lucky she didn't have a real firearm and ended his crime spree permanently. There have been dozens of attempted robberies where the idiot thief had an air-soft or BB gun and found out the difference of what a 9mm, .380, 40 or 45 caliber will do. justavet In the end, our regrets are for what we didn't do, not for what we did. |
Digital mix guy
User ID: 76807811 United States 09/05/2018 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An armed robber who got the jitters at the worst possible moment is being mocked for fumbling his gun over the counter mid-heist, with the store giving the unknown stick-up merchant some words of advice: find a new career, pal. Quoting: keybored Footage has emerged of the haphazard attempted robbery which occured recently in Aurora, Colorado in a store selling e-cigarettes. It shows the slipshod thief entering the premises in disguise – and leaving empty-handed. The unidentified man, pictured wearing red gloves and a hat, attempts to pull a weapon on the store clerk behind the cashpoint. However, the gun slips straight out of his hand and bounces over the counter. In an effort to recover from the mistake, the robber attempts to jump the counter but abandons his mission when the clerk turns the tables, picking up the weapon. [link to www.rt.com (secure)] Haha - couldn't even keep a hold of his trousers! Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP |
X1811
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Esoterica
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Guitarist
User ID: 76628464 France 09/05/2018 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What I don't understand is why the fuck did he run ? Was he scared of his own BB gun ?! And yeah not a smart move throwing the gun back, i'm assuming that at the time she had no idea it was a BB gun. She's lucky that he was retarded enough to drop his fake gun and run away from his fake gun. Lucky he massively failed. |
Where Eagles Dare
Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 09/05/2018 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What I don't understand is why the fuck did he run ? Was he scared of his own BB gun ?! Quoting: Guitarist Well, the video clearly shows that the dude is an idiot. Besids, those thing hurt when they bounce off your skull. Last Edited by Where Eagles Dare on 09/05/2018 03:50 PM Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
tcs
User ID: 8107377 Canada 09/05/2018 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Later that day, his mother could hear her son in the basement repeating the same words over and over: "Stupid! stupid! stupid! I's soooo STUPID!!!" She later was able to console him by bringing him down his favorite comfort food: mac & cheese. " Thus saith the Lord; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the Lord." ~ Jer. 17:5 "From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand" |