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Slapstick stick-up: Would-be robber botches heist with spectacular fail (VIDEO)

 
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Slapstick stick-up: Would-be robber botches heist with spectacular fail (VIDEO)
An armed robber who got the jitters at the worst possible moment is being mocked for fumbling his gun over the counter mid-heist, with the store giving the unknown stick-up merchant some words of advice: find a new career, pal.
Footage has emerged of the haphazard attempted robbery which occured recently in Aurora, Colorado in a store selling e-cigarettes. It shows the slipshod thief entering the premises in disguise – and leaving empty-handed.

The unidentified man, pictured wearing red gloves and a hat, attempts to pull a weapon on the store clerk behind the cashpoint. However, the gun slips straight out of his hand and bounces over the counter.

In an effort to recover from the mistake, the robber attempts to jump the counter but abandons his mission when the clerk turns the tables, picking up the weapon.

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Haha - couldn't even keep a hold of his trousers!
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Alright; free gun!
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

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Thanks for the pin.
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bitch who got the gun was gonna throw it at em
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bitch who got the gun was gonna throw it at em
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It worked. Attempted stick up man hauled ass, didn't he?

Last Edited by Where Eagles Dare on 09/05/2018 10:44 AM
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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lmao
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That woman was dumb enough to throw it back. Im sure she would have if he had fully jumped over the counter.
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No injuries, nothing stolen, sole loss is robbers pride. A good crime indeed. Broncos jersey and he fumbles the gun! #fumblina
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 Quoting: InterMezzo


"I have a gub; apt natural." I love that movie!
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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lmao

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He's lucky she didn't have a real firearm and ended his crime spree permanently. There have been dozens of attempted robberies where the idiot thief had an air-soft or BB gun and found out the difference of what a 9mm, .380, 40 or 45 caliber will do.
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Re: Slapstick stick-up: Would-be robber botches heist with spectacular fail (VIDEO)
An armed robber who got the jitters at the worst possible moment is being mocked for fumbling his gun over the counter mid-heist, with the store giving the unknown stick-up merchant some words of advice: find a new career, pal.
Footage has emerged of the haphazard attempted robbery which occured recently in Aurora, Colorado in a store selling e-cigarettes. It shows the slipshod thief entering the premises in disguise – and leaving empty-handed.

The unidentified man, pictured wearing red gloves and a hat, attempts to pull a weapon on the store clerk behind the cashpoint. However, the gun slips straight out of his hand and bounces over the counter.

In an effort to recover from the mistake, the robber attempts to jump the counter but abandons his mission when the clerk turns the tables, picking up the weapon.

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Haha - couldn't even keep a hold of his trousers!
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As we say in law enforcement, “we don’t always catch the smart ones.”

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What I don't understand is why the fuck did he run ? Was he scared of his own BB gun ?! lol

And yeah not a smart move throwing the gun back, i'm assuming that at the time she had no idea it was a BB gun.
She's lucky that he was retarded enough to drop his fake gun and run away from his fake gun. Lucky he massively failed.

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What I don't understand is why the fuck did he run ? Was he scared of his own BB gun ?! lol

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Well, the video clearly shows that the dude is an idiot. Besids, those thing hurt when they bounce off your skull.

Last Edited by Where Eagles Dare on 09/05/2018 03:50 PM
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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Later that day, his mother could hear her son in the basement repeating the same words over and over:

"Stupid! stupid! stupid! I's soooo STUPID!!!"

She later was able to console him by bringing him down his favorite comfort food: mac & cheese.
" Thus saith the Lord; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the Lord." ~ Jer. 17:5

"From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand"





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