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How would you feel if you were forced to go to a birthday party you didn't want to go to?

 
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How would you feel if you were forced to go to a birthday party you didn't want to go to?
And when you're marched off to the party against your will you're shackled to a chair and forced to watch the birthday boy open his presents while he eats ice cream in front of you.

He puts a dunce cap on your head, and him and his friends have a good laugh at you while you sit there with an empty stomach.

And then six months later you're marched off to his second birthday party to watch him open more presents and eat more ice cream in front of you.

And not only are you forced to go to his birthday parties every year you're forced to bring the ice cream and all the gifts for him - and he doesn't share any of what you brought with you nor does he bring anything of his own to share with you.

And as he sits there in front of you talking about himself, boring you to death, eating the ice cream and opening the gifts you were forced to bring him he tells you he loves freedom, choice and democracy and that you need to start pulling your weight around here.

And you know he's a liar and he's never going to reciprocate, ever.

You know he's just using you and once he's finished with you carrying him (because you can't carry him anymore) he's simply going find somebody else to carry him...your son is going to carry him just like your father carried him and you're carrying him.

And his name is Charles and he calls himself a prince and he says one day he will be king and he will rule forever.

And you discover you have the opportunity to stop him from becoming king of you by simply walking away and never going back to his stupid party...and there is nothing he can do to stop you from leaving...and you don't have to leave with your tail between your legs if you don't want to.

If you want, you can leave in style like a boss in front of everybody and go to a much, much better party where everybody is treated like a King and everybody treats each other like a King.

Would you leave, or would you stay?

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09/10/2018 08:37 AM
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Did that my last one and my moms birthday too.
A wonderful celebration!

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i'll sit there eating chocolate until i cant eat no more, because my throat is swollen... i'll ask my brother to drive me home because i'm chocking and i cant breath....
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09/10/2018 08:38 AM
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Like a parent with kids in school?
as a black woman from montpelier, vermont, i gotta say... im doing just fine
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09/10/2018 08:43 AM

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Like a parent with kids in school?
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I did it three times...now I have a granddaughter



:pete baby:



Happy god dam birthday bla bla bla


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09/10/2018 08:44 AM
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I'm forced to do family obligations all the time.Driving hundreds of miles.The last year has been hell.I could tell you stories grin and bear it.eekalert
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I love my family!

I hate birthdays!!

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09/10/2018 08:50 AM
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Welcome to 10 times every day of your life as a married American man. This is why Muslim is gaining popularity. Just have her stoned to death for any reason you lie about.
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09/10/2018 08:52 AM
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Re: How would you feel if you were forced to go to a birthday party you didn't want to go to?
Incidentally, it's his 70th and the American states of North and South Carolina were named after British king Charles I.

Florence Night-in-gale - The Lady with the Lamp.

Nightingale came to prominence while serving as a manager and trainer of nurses during the Crimean War.
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I love my family!

I hate birthdays!!

:whorefamily:

:grandpacard:

:avano:
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We know brief.verysadepiclol

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Like a parent with kids in school?
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I did it three times...now I have a granddaughter



:pete baby:



Happy god dam birthday bla bla bla


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Lol Happy Birthday!!
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09/10/2018 09:03 AM
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She is a "ministering angel" without any exaggeration in these hospitals, and as her slender form glides quietly along each corridor, every poor fellow's face softens with gratitude at the sight of her. When all the medical officers have retired for the night and silence and darkness have settled down upon those miles of prostrate sick, she may be observed alone, with a little lamp in her hand, making her solitary rounds.

Lo! in that house of misery
A lady with a lamp I see
Pass through the glimmering gloom,
And flit from room to room.
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Ah yes, THOSE kind of family event obligations can be soul sucking at the worst. Or you could do like me and slip into the 'watcher' mode and later vow that you will do your utmost best to NOT raise your kids like that.
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Re: How would you feel if you were forced to go to a birthday party you didn't want to go to?
And when you're marched off to the party against your will you're shackled to a chair and forced to watch the birthday boy open his presents while he eats ice cream in front of you.

He puts a dunce cap on your head, and him and his friends have a good laugh at you while you sit there with an empty stomach.

And then six months later you're marched off to his second birthday party to watch him open more presents and eat more ice cream in front of you.

And not only are you forced to go to his birthday parties every year you're forced to bring the ice cream and all the gifts for him - and he doesn't share any of what you brought with you nor does he bring anything of his own to share with you.

And as he sits there in front of you talking about himself, boring you to death, eating the ice cream and opening the gifts you were forced to bring him he tells you he loves freedom, choice and democracy and that you need to start pulling your weight around here.

And you know he's a liar and he's never going to reciprocate, ever.

You know he's just using you and once he's finished with you carrying him (because you can't carry him anymore) he's simply going find somebody else to carry him...your son is going to carry him just like your father carried him and you're carrying him.

And his name is Charles and he calls himself a prince and he says one day he will be king and he will rule forever.

And you discover you have the opportunity to stop him from becoming king of you by simply walking away and never going back to his stupid party...and there is nothing he can do to stop you from leaving...and you don't have to leave with your tail between your legs if you don't want to.

If you want, you can leave in style like a boss in front of everybody and go to a much, much better party where everybody is treated like a King and everybody treats each other like a King.

Would you leave, or would you stay?

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When you grow up you can do anything you want and make your own decisions.
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09/10/2018 09:13 AM
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Re: How would you feel if you were forced to go to a birthday party you didn't want to go to?
And when you're marched off to the party against your will you're shackled to a chair and forced to watch the birthday boy open his presents while he eats ice cream in front of you.

He puts a dunce cap on your head, and him and his friends have a good laugh at you while you sit there with an empty stomach.

And then six months later you're marched off to his second birthday party to watch him open more presents and eat more ice cream in front of you.

And not only are you forced to go to his birthday parties every year you're forced to bring the ice cream and all the gifts for him - and he doesn't share any of what you brought with you nor does he bring anything of his own to share with you.

And as he sits there in front of you talking about himself, boring you to death, eating the ice cream and opening the gifts you were forced to bring him he tells you he loves freedom, choice and democracy and that you need to start pulling your weight around here.

And you know he's a liar and he's never going to reciprocate, ever.

You know he's just using you and once he's finished with you carrying him (because you can't carry him anymore) he's simply going find somebody else to carry him...your son is going to carry him just like your father carried him and you're carrying him.

And his name is Charles and he calls himself a prince and he says one day he will be king and he will rule forever.

And you discover you have the opportunity to stop him from becoming king of you by simply walking away and never going back to his stupid party...and there is nothing he can do to stop you from leaving...and you don't have to leave with your tail between your legs if you don't want to.

If you want, you can leave in style like a boss in front of everybody and go to a much, much better party where everybody is treated like a King and everybody treats each other like a King.

Would you leave, or would you stay?

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 Quoting: Dec0de


is this a political statement about some kind of actual royalty?
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09/10/2018 09:18 AM

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Re: How would you feel if you were forced to go to a birthday party you didn't want to go to?
And when you're marched off to the party against your will you're shackled to a chair and forced to watch the birthday boy open his presents while he eats ice cream in front of you.

He puts a dunce cap on your head, and him and his friends have a good laugh at you while you sit there with an empty stomach.

And then six months later you're marched off to his second birthday party to watch him open more presents and eat more ice cream in front of you.

And not only are you forced to go to his birthday parties every year you're forced to bring the ice cream and all the gifts for him - and he doesn't share any of what you brought with you nor does he bring anything of his own to share with you.

And as he sits there in front of you talking about himself, boring you to death, eating the ice cream and opening the gifts you were forced to bring him he tells you he loves freedom, choice and democracy and that you need to start pulling your weight around here.

And you know he's a liar and he's never going to reciprocate, ever.

You know he's just using you and once he's finished with you carrying him (because you can't carry him anymore) he's simply going find somebody else to carry him...your son is going to carry him just like your father carried him and you're carrying him.

And his name is Charles and he calls himself a prince and he says one day he will be king and he will rule forever.

And you discover you have the opportunity to stop him from becoming king of you by simply walking away and never going back to his stupid party...and there is nothing he can do to stop you from leaving...and you don't have to leave with your tail between your legs if you don't want to.

If you want, you can leave in style like a boss in front of everybody and go to a much, much better party where everybody is treated like a King and everybody treats each other like a King.

Would you leave, or would you stay?

hiding
 Quoting: Dec0de


I'd take a 12 pack of beer, find the nearest 21 year old and some girls and tell stories while we drank beer. 😁
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Wait 5 minutes and your entire family will be dead, freeing you from those annoying fucking social obligations forever :)
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I feel excluded from this thread. I'm not moronic enough to grasp what that Spanish cunt is rambling about.
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Re: How would you feel if you were forced to go to a birthday party you didn't want to go to?
There is a plot twist - every good story should have a good twist don't you agree?

You discover you're the king, not the birthday boy, and you gave yourself and everybody else amnesia and put him in charge on purpose because he's dishonest.

And everybody, including yourself, you more than the rest, suffered as a consequence of your actions.

And when everybody asks you why you would do such a thing you tell them that to be a good king you must first learn what it is to be a bad king.

That a good king creates choice and a bad king destroys choice.

And the king of kings asks all of them if they would like to be good kings or if they would like to be bad kings.

And those who wish to be good kings live happily ever after in heaven and those who wish to be bad kings die in a fire in hell.

Do you want to be a good king or a bad king?
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09/10/2018 10:11 AM
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I love my family!

I hate birthdays!!

:whorefamily:

:grandpacard:

:avano:
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That marker boards autocorrecting again.

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And when you're marched off to the party against your will you're shackled to a chair and forced to watch the birthday boy open his presents while he eats ice cream in front of you.

He puts a dunce cap on your head, and him and his friends have a good laugh at you while you sit there with an empty stomach.

And then six months later you're marched off to his second birthday party to watch him open more presents and eat more ice cream in front of you.

And not only are you forced to go to his birthday parties every year you're forced to bring the ice cream and all the gifts for him - and he doesn't share any of what you brought with you nor does he bring anything of his own to share with you.

And as he sits there in front of you talking about himself, boring you to death, eating the ice cream and opening the gifts you were forced to bring him he tells you he loves freedom, choice and democracy and that you need to start pulling your weight around here.

And you know he's a liar and he's never going to reciprocate, ever.

You know he's just using you and once he's finished with you carrying him (because you can't carry him anymore) he's simply going find somebody else to carry him...your son is going to carry him just like your father carried him and you're carrying him.

And his name is Charles and he calls himself a prince and he says one day he will be king and he will rule forever.

And you discover you have the opportunity to stop him from becoming king of you by simply walking away and never going back to his stupid party...and there is nothing he can do to stop you from leaving...and you don't have to leave with your tail between your legs if you don't want to.

If you want, you can leave in style like a boss in front of everybody and go to a much, much better party where everybody is treated like a King and everybody treats each other like a King.

Would you leave, or would you stay?

hiding
 Quoting: Dec0de


His little brother "communism" worries me a lot more, to be honest. He just sits in the corner sharpening a knife and staring at Charlie; kinda freaks me out. Lately he's been bringing some friend with a turban around.
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Just send a message you don't feel well.





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