I've learned how to celebrate Samhain today

I've learned a lot today browsing around on Samhain.

The first thing I've learned is it's not pronounced Samhain, but rather Soween. They want to make certain you pronounce it Soween, because Samhain is just not acceptable, I suppose, within that community.

Also, if you're skinny, you're going to need to gain some weight and get a bit on the chunky side. Because, honestly, we want our witches fat, don't we? I don't know why; that's just the rules.

Furthermore, you'll need quite a bit of some sort of Egyptian bric-a-brac. You know how much Celtic months had to do with Egypt, so it makes sense. Besides, if it doesn't look like you're smart and can read hieroglyphics, what use are you anyway?

Next, you'll need to create rap songs about 3 fold something or other. And then go off on some excursus about lords and ladies, gods and goddesses.

And there you have it. Samhain, but you now know it to be Soween, because it just is. And there's Halloween for you in all its glory.

P.S. Oh, and curtains. Don't forget curtains. That's mystical.



Last Edited by anastasis888 on 09/16/2018 09:30 PM