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Avast Ye! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

 
MissCleo

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09/19/2018 02:42 PM

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I'm going to Office Depot and will talk like a Pirate. will be fun.
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09/19/2018 03:32 PM
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I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants to see my flesh arrow.

Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we love to fuck ladies with our eight inch members.


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Mental Case

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09/19/2018 03:38 PM
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Arrrr me bucko

I'll scewer y'r gizzard with me blade if ye don't tell me where the map is hidden!

(I can't believe I forgot about steak and blowjob day)
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09/19/2018 03:47 PM

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I'm going to Office Depot and will talk like a Pirate. will be fun.
 Quoting: MissCleo



rockon
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

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tcs

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09/19/2018 04:21 PM

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Some swabbies jus' want t' live in peace an' be port alone t' do so.

'Tis best t' nay seek t' brin' drama t' such swabbies as they may return th' favor.


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" Thus saith the Lord; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the Lord." ~ Jer. 17:5

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09/19/2018 04:31 PM

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“Thar be hallowed American cemeteries around th' globe filled wi' men who did th' starboard thin', ye sexist witch. Go fork yersef!”

--Capt`n James Woods

(Aye! Spoke like a true pirate he did!) cheers
" Thus saith the Lord; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the Lord." ~ Jer. 17:5

"From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand"
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English to pirate translator:

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 Quoting: NawtyBits



But what if she turns out to be a trans gender?

Nobody seems to think about that before they go asking stupid questions.
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English to pirate translator:

[link to www.syddware.com (secure)]
 Quoting: NawtyBits


Two years ago I was going through DIA and the TSA bitch literally cupped my boobs after running her hand across underneath and above them. I asked her if she enjoyed it and she didn't respond at all...complete deadpan. And I notice all the women look EXACTLY alike, just some fatter than others. All have ponytails and "manly" faces. It's fucking creepy.

And I've come to the conclusion that they make everybody take their shoes off because it automatically puts everyone - or at least makes them feel - in a vulnerable position.It's all about intimidation...they don't CARE if you bring something on-board that might blow up the plane as long as you felt intimidated and violated while doing it.





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