How can I destroy my car?

Don't hoist it high into the sky with a large crane & drop it cos Guam will tip over if you do

Whatever you do, don't do that

Sugar.

Drain the oil and run it until it locks up. Or find someplace that pays more.

Last Edited by Coming Soon on 09/24/2018 05:30 AM

arent there places you can park the car and it will disappear once you walk away from it?

you need a chop shop employee.

or set it on the side of the road with a sign saying FREE!

Put a MAGA bumper sticker on it and park anywhere on the u.c. Berkley Campus.

I may or may not have access to a 50000 pound crusher ;)

Put it in park, put you foot to the floor and leave it there until the motor stops.

Drain the radiator fluid, and piss in the well, piss in the engine oil, piss in the screen wash, and last but not least, can of coke in the fuel.

I forgot in my haste... Piss on the seats, but not the drivers.

Criminal genius.

Also, put some tuna fish deep down in the air con vents.

What's who's in the trunk?

Give it to a women and tell her to reverse into a parking space, that should do it

Asian women.

All that will do is clog the fuel filter. Put bleach in the oil and run the car without water.

Why do you want to do that?

Seriously what with shipping costs and I suspect VERY high taxes on motor vehicles, I should think that even a Junker is worth quite a bit. Give it to someone you know who can perhaps pay you back over time with work, home grown food, fish, or whatever.

Or advertise that you are selling the parts, you should get something for them.

Any junk yard is gonna pay you a little bit for your car, for scrap alone.

Garden hose in air intake.

Smash the window and leave glass in the driveway.

Kick the dash and rip the stereo out.

Fill the gas tank.

Drive to ghetto.
Roll windows down and douse everything with gasoline.
Make a gas trail to the open gas cap and light.
Make sure you’re at least 60 feet away or you’ll lose your eye brows.
Watch the mushroom cloud.
Hurry home and report your car stolen.
Use insurance money to buy pot and booze.

Whats wrong with it?

I did take one out to the farm once and had target practice.

Why?

4 0unces of gas will do wonders.

Let my ex wife drive it.

The most funny way i encountered til now:

1. Empty the cooling fluid (more fun drive into something hard and smash the radiator)

2. Beat it around always maxed out on RPM Limiter

3. Wait for the boom

4. Done

Ahh this is the second best way...

But dont forget to throw a couple of spraycans inside for extra performance...

Demolition Derby!

drive it into mexico.

give it away.