Five Star Bandit
Just A Watcher on the Wall
User ID: 73514234 United States 10/04/2018 01:43 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Doom Break: The Ultimate, Snack-Related Conspiracy Theories The Black Dorito? Remember it? Remember that little piece of charred corn that was always caked in cheesy deliciousness? Remember digging through the bag to find it at the very bottom, twice the density of the rest, and staring up at you with a dare? You ate it right? because it was delicious! Whether it was simply a poor tortilla chip that got caught in the fryer for too long, or if it was literally a piece of dark matter, the world may never know! Bonus Snack-Related Conspiracy Theory: Are Funyuns just onion-flavored Captain Crunch? Hmmmmmmm.... "Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Negative. I am a meat-popsicle." ~Corbin Dallas |
Five Star Bandit
(OP) Just A Watcher on the Wall
User ID: 73514234 United States 10/04/2018 02:40 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Doom Break: The Ultimate, Snack-Related Conspiracy Theories Ahh, my arch-nemesis, the humorless, One Star Bandit rears his head! Methinks the Black Dorito corrupted him! Last Edited by Subway Prophets on 10/04/2018 02:41 PM"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Negative. I am a meat-popsicle." ~Corbin Dallas |