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MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES ‘SECRET’ CLOUD CAPABILITY.......

 
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MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES ‘SECRET’ CLOUD CAPABILITY.......
Now you know who Skynet is, lol!

Geez, nothing could go wrong here ehh....the atrical below is just filled with bad ideas.




Microsoft officials announced Tuesday that the company had achieved the required security levels to host secret U.S. military and intelligence data on its could computer network, Azure, and claimed they were on track to host “top secret” information soon. The developments put the computer giant in closer competition with cloud rival Amazon to handle the government’s most delicate and important information and perhaps to vie for the Pentagon’s coveted nearly $10 billion cloud contract known as JEDI.

Microsoft offers a variety of services for Azure customers allowing them to use their cloud data from machine learning to artificial intelligence and analytics, in addition to media tools and integration with the Internet of these devices.

Within months, government agencies and workers could run their secret data through those applications.

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It goes on to say;


Some concerns have been growing about Amazon in the national security community. Last November, someone in the military accidentally left nearly 100 GB of classified data on the public facing AWS portal. It was user error, not a hack or unknown security flaw of Amazon’s. But it still represents a problem for Amazon, which places control and management responsibility in the hands of the customer —as in, operators or developers whose specialty is not managing a complex cloud environment.

Both Microsoft and Google have put additional processes in place to protect their cloud from user error. “While you have control over the environment that you’ve created.......................We have assumed controllllllll--..----.-.-.-.--We have assumed controllllllll
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They're also offering to "protect" (host on their cloud) political campaigns sensitive data and communications for free. To protect it from Russians, etc. They also seemed to implicate some kind of processing to improve blah blah blah?

Seems pretty sketchy to put all that data in MS hands, especially if there is some kind of processing of the data going on?

Over the last 30 months Microsoft has betrayed their long time loyal customers and proven that they cannot be trusted.

They seem to have taken up the google mantra:
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All your data are belong to us
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So they're saying its safe against all the totally now worthless intel and Amd chips which all have many variants of spectre, meltdown, foreshadow and all the others discovered and undiscovered which lay the entire computer bare to hackers. And they're saying they can withstand Chinese quantum computing hacking, which make modern encryption standards next to useless. And they're saying they are safe against all the backdoors built into the fabric chips manufactured in China. And they're saying they're safe from genius hackers around the world, and state sponsored hacking that can use things like wannacry worms. And safe against vulnerabilities not yet found but probably exist within things like windows operating system. Oh and i forgot, they also must be saying its safe against all the exploits that got spilled onto the deepweb after the NSAs most secure computer vault was cracked which hosted all the known computer vulnerabilities/exploits/worms/viruses ever discovered by the NSA.


That's some claim...

Or maybe its just your run of the mill cloud service and Microsoft/Amazon just want to make more $$$$ MONEY $$$$

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LOGICALLY this new 'secret cloud' would be hosted on an unhackable quantum network/internet (LIKE THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT ALREADY HAVE).

if not then it's just Micro$oft and Ama$on vying for MONEY.
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So they're saying its safe against all the totally now worthless intel and Amd chips which all have many variants of spectre, meltdown, foreshadow and all the others discovered and undiscovered which lay the entire computer bare to hackers. And they're saying they can withstand Chinese quantum computing hacking, which make modern encryption standards next to useless. And they're saying they are safe against all the backdoors built into the fabric chips manufactured in China. And they're saying they're safe from genius hackers around the world, and state sponsored hacking that can use things like wannacry worms. And safe against vulnerabilities not yet found but probably exist within things like windows operating system. Oh and i forgot, they also must be saying its safe against all the exploits that got spilled onto the deepweb after the NSAs most secure computer vault was cracked which hosted all the known computer vulnerabilities/exploits/worms/viruses ever discovered by the NSA.


That's some claim...

Or maybe its just your run of the mill cloud service and Microsoft/Amazon just want to make more $$$$ MONEY $$$$
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


MS is spending something to the tune of 6bil on approx 20 new data centers, a new one just opened up in Mesa, AZ, they're trying to compete against AWS as it was all a done deal with them and the gov till the f up over at AWS. Also many don't know that Oracle is building triple redundant data centers across the US for their cloud offering.
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So they're saying its safe against all the totally now worthless intel and Amd chips which all have many variants of spectre, meltdown, foreshadow and all the others discovered and undiscovered which lay the entire computer bare to hackers. And they're saying they can withstand Chinese quantum computing hacking, which make modern encryption standards next to useless. And they're saying they are safe against all the backdoors built into the fabric chips manufactured in China. And they're saying they're safe from genius hackers around the world, and state sponsored hacking that can use things like wannacry worms. And safe against vulnerabilities not yet found but probably exist within things like windows operating system. Oh and i forgot, they also must be saying its safe against all the exploits that got spilled onto the deepweb after the NSAs most secure computer vault was cracked which hosted all the known computer vulnerabilities/exploits/worms/viruses ever discovered by the NSA.


That's some claim...

Or maybe its just your run of the mill cloud service and Microsoft/Amazon just want to make more $$$$ MONEY $$$$
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


pretty good response breh
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So they're saying its safe against all the totally now worthless intel and Amd chips which all have many variants of spectre, meltdown, foreshadow and all the others discovered and undiscovered which lay the entire computer bare to hackers. And they're saying they can withstand Chinese quantum computing hacking, which make modern encryption standards next to useless. And they're saying they are safe against all the backdoors built into the fabric chips manufactured in China. And they're saying they're safe from genius hackers around the world, and state sponsored hacking that can use things like wannacry worms. And safe against vulnerabilities not yet found but probably exist within things like windows operating system. Oh and i forgot, they also must be saying its safe against all the exploits that got spilled onto the deepweb after the NSAs most secure computer vault was cracked which hosted all the known computer vulnerabilities/exploits/worms/viruses ever discovered by the NSA.


That's some claim...

Or maybe its just your run of the mill cloud service and Microsoft/Amazon just want to make more $$$$ MONEY $$$$
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


In a nutshell, yes. You and I know it's a trainwreck waiting to happen but hey, we're just peons and we don't matter anyway, sooooo.
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Re: MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES ‘SECRET’ CLOUD CAPABILITY.......
So they're saying its safe against all the totally now worthless intel and Amd chips which all have many variants of spectre, meltdown, foreshadow and all the others discovered and undiscovered which lay the entire computer bare to hackers. And they're saying they can withstand Chinese quantum computing hacking, which make modern encryption standards next to useless. And they're saying they are safe against all the backdoors built into the fabric chips manufactured in China. And they're saying they're safe from genius hackers around the world, and state sponsored hacking that can use things like wannacry worms. And safe against vulnerabilities not yet found but probably exist within things like windows operating system. Oh and i forgot, they also must be saying its safe against all the exploits that got spilled onto the deepweb after the NSAs most secure computer vault was cracked which hosted all the known computer vulnerabilities/exploits/worms/viruses ever discovered by the NSA.


That's some claim...

Or maybe its just your run of the mill cloud service and Microsoft/Amazon just want to make more $$$$ MONEY $$$$
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


MS is spending something to the tune of 6bil on approx 20 new data centers, a new one just opened up in Mesa, AZ, they're trying to compete against AWS as it was all a done deal with them and the gov till the f up over at AWS. Also many don't know that Oracle is building triple redundant data centers across the US for their cloud offering.
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NUTZ huh.
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Re: MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES ‘SECRET’ CLOUD CAPABILITY.......
So they're saying its safe against all the totally now worthless intel and Amd chips which all have many variants of spectre, meltdown, foreshadow and all the others discovered and undiscovered which lay the entire computer bare to hackers. And they're saying they can withstand Chinese quantum computing hacking, which make modern encryption standards next to useless. And they're saying they are safe against all the backdoors built into the fabric chips manufactured in China. And they're saying they're safe from genius hackers around the world, and state sponsored hacking that can use things like wannacry worms. And safe against vulnerabilities not yet found but probably exist within things like windows operating system. Oh and i forgot, they also must be saying its safe against all the exploits that got spilled onto the deepweb after the NSAs most secure computer vault was cracked which hosted all the known computer vulnerabilities/exploits/worms/viruses ever discovered by the NSA.


That's some claim...

Or maybe its just your run of the mill cloud service and Microsoft/Amazon just want to make more $$$$ MONEY $$$$
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


so the computers used alone in parties' HQs are NOT vulnerable EXACTLY the same? what they use, Sun SPARC processors running AT&T unix?
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Re: MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES ‘SECRET’ CLOUD CAPABILITY.......
So they're saying its safe against all the totally now worthless intel and Amd chips which all have many variants of spectre, meltdown, foreshadow and all the others discovered and undiscovered which lay the entire computer bare to hackers. And they're saying they can withstand Chinese quantum computing hacking, which make modern encryption standards next to useless. And they're saying they are safe against all the backdoors built into the fabric chips manufactured in China. And they're saying they're safe from genius hackers around the world, and state sponsored hacking that can use things like wannacry worms. And safe against vulnerabilities not yet found but probably exist within things like windows operating system. Oh and i forgot, they also must be saying its safe against all the exploits that got spilled onto the deepweb after the NSAs most secure computer vault was cracked which hosted all the known computer vulnerabilities/exploits/worms/viruses ever discovered by the NSA.


That's some claim...

Or maybe its just your run of the mill cloud service and Microsoft/Amazon just want to make more $$$$ MONEY $$$$
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


(edit) double post

Last Edited by sunwatcher on 10/10/2018 09:17 AM
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Re: MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES ‘SECRET’ CLOUD CAPABILITY.......
This is the same Microsoft that brought us Windows Millennium Edition ME, the blue screen of death BSOD, and Windows Exploder!

The same M$ that ties up my CPU 100% with "telemetry".

rolleyes
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Yeah, Hillary set that up for them.
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This is the same Microsoft that brought us Windows Millennium Edition ME, the blue screen of death BSOD, and Windows Exploder!

The same M$ that ties up my CPU 100% with "telemetry".

rolleyes
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^This

File Manager was a better tool than windows exploder

however, IE integration was their worst product decision ever

and now this MS-Edge POS which can't even be controlled by Group Policy or Security Policy

at least with Group Policy and Security Policy IE can be subdued to 99.9~% unusable & non functional


what chokes me is idiot software devs that use IE functions in their product

case in point:
all my systems are IE denied
recently tried to install winzip 22
nope nada, denied
a dialog window that said JS is disabled appeared and the installer hung
um no duh / sans excrement shirlock asshats
JS is still top attack / infection vector especially in IE

I will be seeking a refund from them
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