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Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage

 
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Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I've waited for 2 years for the lottery to break the old record of 1.6 billion to see if it would produce elijah the prophet and now we are 1 drawing after tonights drawing to make it a record breaking lottery of over 1.6 billion dollars

Elijah the prophet will be a nobody and nobodies dont get to take the world stage even if they preach from the streets because that is not what is esteemed in this country...but you give him nearly 2 billion dollars that everybody wanted to win and suddenly you have a nobody with the worlds attention and this nobody can choose what day he wants to enter the world stage within 6 months of buying the ticket.

It seems the only feasible explanation on how to get a nobody on the world stage and two more drawings will tell if this is the possible way it will happen at this time

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Why would elijah need money to teach about the end times?
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Why would elijah need money to teach about the end times?
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He wouldnt need money it would just be the vehicle to get him on stage
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If you win the lottery ,get a lawyer to set up a trust so you don't have to use your name ,never claim it your self
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Why would elijah need money to teach about the end times?
 Quoting: jake


He wouldnt need money it would just be the vehicle to get him on stage
 Quoting: waterman


what if he was just a dumbass who thought he was Elijah, and started acting like Elijah and saved the dolphins?
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
WTF is this insane rambling?
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If you win the lottery ,get a lawyer to set up a trust so you don't have to use your name ,never claim it your self
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or change your name afterwards lol
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Why would elijah need money to teach about the end times?
 Quoting: jake


He wouldnt need money it would just be the vehicle to get him on stage
 Quoting: waterman


No. The world has enough billionaires already.

Elijah is said in Revelation to preach in sackcloth. That's not the clothing of a billionaire.
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Seems like an awful lot of money for somebody that's going to be wearing burlap for 3.5yrs only to be killed at the end of it. But sure, crazier stuff has happened.
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I just won €6,80 with eurojackpot 5a
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I just won €6,80 with eurojackpot 5a
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I bought a ticket
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I bought a ticket
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What numbers did you pick?
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I just won €6,80 with eurojackpot 5a
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Are you gonna propheise now?
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Yes;

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You mean like, Elijah becoming a televangelist?
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Seems like an awful lot of money for somebody that's going to be wearing burlap for 3.5yrs only to be killed at the end of it. But sure, crazier stuff has happened.
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Elijah arrives in two stages...the 1st stage by himself before the day of the lord...at this time he will have no power to do miracles...the 2nd stage he arrives after the day of the lord with the other witness and has power for 1260 days to do miracles
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I've waited for 2 years for the lottery to break the old record of 1.6 billion to see if it would produce elijah the prophet and now we are 1 drawing after tonights drawing to make it a record breaking lottery of over 1.6 billion dollars

Elijah the prophet will be a nobody and nobodies dont get to take the world stage even if they preach from the streets because that is not what is esteemed in this country...but you give him nearly 2 billion dollars that everybody wanted to win and suddenly you have a nobody with the worlds attention and this nobody can choose what day he wants to enter the world stage within 6 months of buying the ticket.

It seems the only feasible explanation on how to get a nobody on the world stage and two more drawings will tell if this is the possible way it will happen at this time

elijahtheprophet
 Quoting: waterman



I AM ELIJAH THE PROPHET.

KEEP THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME.

I WILL TAKE THE WORLD STAGE

FROM A MOBILE HOME
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10/19/2018 05:19 PM
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Utter insanity

I used to follow this site but now everything is a dud or just plain crazy..: maybe doom and insanity doesn’t amuse me anymore

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Utter insanity

I used to follow this site but now everything is a dud or just plain crazy..: maybe doom and insanity doesn’t amuse me anymore

Life is alright
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Utter insanity

I used to follow this site but now everything is a dud or just plain crazy..: maybe doom and insanity doesn’t amuse me anymore

Life is alright
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maybe yer not a doomtard anymore...



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... when Elijah comes with his buddy at Seal 7 he will be doing such "interesting things" money will be the least interesting thing! ...
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If you win the lottery ,get a lawyer to set up a trust so you don't have to use your name ,never claim it your self
 Quoting: REBEL ROUSER


There are ways to find out who owns or operates a Trust
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Are non-Americans allowed to buy tickets?
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Hell, I'd buy Antarctica

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waterman  (OP)

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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Are non-Americans allowed to buy tickets?
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Certainly
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Would also be a way for e to have lots more girlfriends =)
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
More importantly, it would be a way for me to assemble that harem I've been wanting.
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Would also be a way for e to have lots more girlfriends =)
 Quoting: Deplorable Xeven


I heard his personality isnt that great....and hes terrible with money...lol
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
Why would elijah need money to teach about the end times?
 Quoting: jake


He wouldnt need money it would just be the vehicle to get him on stage
 Quoting: waterman


No. The world has enough billionaires already.

Elijah is said in Revelation to preach in sackcloth. That's not the clothing of a billionaire.
 Quoting: Sikhed


He wouldn't be a billionaire, he would buy a dump truck (his only purchase) load the $1 money up in it and pour gasoline on it, invite the media worldwide and set the bitch on fire. He would then start shooting laser-like beams from his eyes into the cameras and activate the Holy Spirit worldwide.
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Re: Record breaking billion plus lottery would be a possible way for Elijah the prophet to take the world stage
I just won €6,80 with eurojackpot 5a
 Quoting: E li jah


Are you gonna propheise now?
 Quoting: Sikhed


rofl
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