True Story - Dem Phone Spam Last Night

So I reside in Kansas. KS and OK are so red it hurts.

I get a call on the home phone about 9:45.. get up to check, see unknown area code and announce to hubby 'it's just spam'. Sit back down to watch Outlander.

Voicemail starts running, typical male script shit. Then I barely hear, "reminding you to VOTE!!". I eagerly jump up to pick up the call, for shits n giggles.

I pick up, dude keeps going for a sec.. not sure if bot. I say "Hello?". Dude keeps yapping a few words deep. Then he stops.

Him: "Hello?"

Me: "Republican?" *smiling yugely*

Him: 12 second pause.

Him: "No ma'am.. I'm not" *defeated sounding*

Me: "I am" *yuge grins continuing*

Him: 9 second pause.

Him: "You have a nice night."

Me: "YOU TOOOO."