Joke of the day

Bruce is sittin in a bar getting drunk and moanin about his wife to his friend.

He takes a big swig...burps...then slurs out..

"Ya know what Blue? Im sick of this whole marriage thing...ive haad enough ..burp"

Blue says.."but Bruce..ya wifes awesome...shes sweet...has a beaut bod..a pair of tits to die for...an ass you could fry bacon on...and she cooks n cleans and fucks like a rabbit...what is ya beef with her?"

Bruce burps loudly again and says..

"Well...yeah mate..shes bloody awesome. Its just..well...things are gettin a bit same ole same ole in the bedroom if ya know what I mean?"

Blue then says..

""Ahhh...mate...I know what ya mean mate. Look..ive been there..every couple hits that wall. Ya gotta spice things up a bit mate. You have been married for 20 years and you two root at least 5 times a day. Of course things are gonna get a bit on the repetative side."

Bruce takes another swig..and says interestedly..

"So...what do ya suggest Blue?"

Blue leans closer and says.."when me and me wife hit that wall..well...I turned her over..why don't
Ya try that?"

Bruce coughs and splutters out in a spray of beer...

"WHAT??..AND HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF FLAMIN KIDS??