One of Australia's most sacred traditions under attack - The Bunnings Sausage sizzle scandal

Fuck me drunk and running, what a wanker. This is becoming far to commonplace in our country and it's pissing me off. Fucking lawyers, ambulance chasers are the worst, we should round em all up and dredge em.
Just another soft fucker looking for a quick buck, fuck him.

Cunt!

We are turning into Murika

Have a listen to our PM Scott MORANson playing it down in the video in the OP link, doesn't matter if on top or on bottom he says. Just revealed himself as a plant - clearly unAustralian.

My GAWD!

I feel for you cousin. We eat a banger like that in our house. One sausage in a slice, (but brown sauce) AND A FRIGGIN ONION ON TOP.

Don't be supporting this displacement of the onion top for the sake of all.

its only a sausage with bread you homo.

you guys are so gullible. obviously Bunnings didn't want to pay to feed people anymore, so they hired someone to slip over so they could have an excuse to not buy anymore sausages.

See, this is how it starts. Thin end, wedge!

So how long have you worked in OH&S? Get a real job muppet.

its a bad culture to eat a sausage. I got no sympathy. bring in a better culture.

Anti- sausage troll.

safety regulations to cook a sausage with bread? you really believe that you need work safety for that....

go to the kitchen and find your wife and she will make you a sandwich. she doesnt need work safety.

'its too dangerous, the snack is under threat, he slipped over'

talk about 21st century gender confused babies.....get back to normal

Last Edited by SonicKnight on 11/16/2018 07:32 AM

Right fuck this.

WW3 just started.

Fucking up a man's snags WTF ?

so global human trafficking that's fine, poverty, cancer, suppressed technology and stealing all our wealth thats no big deal. but take away your free sausage outside Bunnings, holy shit start world war 3, the sausage was iconic!

you are a fucking idiot.

Is he even a real Australian?

You have drop bears and every animal on the continent exists to kill you.

Yet this guy succumbs to an onion.

His man card needs to be revoked.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 11/16/2018 07:38 AM

look you gullible twit. falling over an onion is not the reason. Bunnings didnt want to give you free food anymore. the onion was an excuse. get a clue are you dense

so easily tricked arn't you

Clearly you were raised without a dad and deprived of the experience of sausage sizzle when going to the hardware and it's place in our history and culture. You must be kind of bloke that thinks its ok to make chips from Kale too right?

Thank you.

Probably not a true blue Aussie and he's from Gympie in QLD. Bunch of weirdo's there. SonicKnight lives there too evidently.

The Bunnings sausage scandal, oh im heartbroken.

where am I going to get 4 dollar sausages from, if not from Bunnings.

we are probably going to starve to death every time we need to get some new tools.

To think the next time I go to buy a lawnmower, I wont be able to have a sausage with bread on it cause i might slip on the onion.

the is the number one problem for Australia at this time

BTW I would like Sauce with that.

And today we'll just hold the onions then...

And a decent fucken shiffter ?

Here is Mark Dice on Austrailia

By the way I heard Bunnings have left hand drive screw drivers on special this weekend.

why do you want to eat outside a place that sells power tools? its not a restaurant. culture my ass it was a stupid idea anyway. If it was lobster or something of high value thats one thing, but to be crying over a fucking sausage?

take the dummy out of your mouth, go home, and cook your own sausage. whats the big deal?

'oh but its bunnings'

bunnings has the most stupid staff in the history of shopping. they cant find anything in their own shop, and why do they need someone to greet you at the entrance like some autistic ceremony.
it wasnt normal to be cooking outside anyway. its a hardware store.

'its the culture'

your culture is not important. not if at the centre of it, is a fucking sausage outside a shed, in some ghetto town.

Cos we like our snags n stuff OK

Here you go, Mark Dice on left handed screwdrivers

why do Bunnings staff wear Aprons?

oh because they might spill the onion all over them when they go outside to cook the sausages. Always wondered why staff insisted on wearing aprons.

It looks just like a Telefunken u47.