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Mental Case
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Random NiNe
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abeliever
Members User ID: 71443423 United States 12/02/2018 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It Snowed Last Night.. Quoting: Baldrick 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes hysterical!!! |
Lost in the snow
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Baldrick
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Mental Case
User ID: 77170547 United Arab Emirates 12/02/2018 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we should all build giant snow pineses out of snow ------- What else are you going to build a giant snow penis out of? Edit...misread...WTF are pineses??? Last Edited by Mental Case on 12/02/2018 09:41 PM If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |