McAfee admits he won't eat his dick after BITCOIN price decline

what a tard.
not only was he wrong on his first insane prediction, he doubled down and was STILL wrong on his 2nd.

as dependable as his software

He'll eat plenty of DICK, just not his own.

With a name Like PhallusJones you would know all about that wouldn't you.

Last Edited by Yo Adrian on 12/16/2018 11:33 AM

I heard in a documentary about him that he likes his girlfriends to poop in his mouth.... many of them said he had a special hammock for that purpose.

Anyone that takes advice from him deserves what they get.

Last Edited by MetaDeth on 12/16/2018 11:34 AM

Makes me as mad as that Minecraft developer

The man who made Minecraft was paid one billion dollars

In an interview he said it was too much money and that he ran out of ideas to do with it and the money repelled women who wanted a more normal guy so he was oftentimes lonely and depressed with all that money

Why idiots get showered with so much money is a mystery

Wow, he went full retard!

:fullretard:

FUCK THAT!!!
You're eatin that dick, McAfee.

Worthless without pics.

I guess. Just pointing out what was in the Showtime documentary called "Gringo." The girls admitted to it on film. Who knows... Who really cares?

I'm guessing he likes it in the crapper.

I'd bet his poop chute has been pounded like a flank steak.

:surprise:

maybe he'd prefer a hot dog.

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Although, he really should eat his dick... do it for the children, John.

Last Edited by ScrumpTheTexan on 12/16/2018 01:16 PM

:bagofdicks:

McAfee is a douche.

Actually, douches are more useful than him.

Let those who will be decived be decived

Vanna, I'd like to buy an "e".

McAfee is severely mentally ill

Problems like that tend to get ignored or conveniently over-looked by others when you're very wealthy.

Um.. he will eat it or be feed it.

Simple truth: Mcafee does not have dick, nor the balls to chew these in first place.

Pathetic.

Ok it would be cruel to make him sacrifice his own dick. So make him eat a donated dick from a corpse.

This is the guy that is into woman lying in a hammock and shitting in his mouth.

What's he gonna use to eat it with?


One of those tiny forks you use to scoop out crab meat?

What’s a poop hammock?

Asking for a friend.