Re: Woman at Store Asked if I got the Vax; Told her "No, I can't catch YOUR diseases, Reptilian Shape Shifter"
So I'm in an Exxon gas station this morning to gas-up my car. I go inside to grab a cup of coffee and a Black woman next to me sees I have no mask and casually asks "I see you have no mask, did you get your vaccine?"

I was instantly annoyed because it's none of her business. After all, if SHE got the vax, then SHE is protected, right? So what I did is none of her business.

But rather than get into an argument I told her, "No, I can't catch human diseases, I'm a Reptilian Shape Shifter.

Her eye brows went up with surprise.

I then said "I only look human to you, but I'm not. I'm a space alien here to observe your planet."

Well, she started to tremble and walked backwards away from me without uttering a word.

I got my coffee and left.

Mission accomplished!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80215037


OH THAT IS GREAT!