COLORADO SENATOR makes drunken speech during SHUTDOWN VOTE, and it's wild!

Yep...really drunk.

:Drunk senator1:

Seen that,all he did was prove the point it's all because they hate Trump..

Seen that,all he did was prove the point it's all because they hate Trump..

Someone really needs to tell Cruz he can grow all the beard he wants, it still won't make him manly....

The guy sitting bottom right of the senator was having difficulty keeping a straight face. He kept on putting his hand across his mouth.

Thanks for the post. Laughing big time. Senator probably felt it was the best speech he had ever given.

After reading the comments at the bottom of the speech, can’t believe so many people actually sung the senator’s praises.

Last Edited by Light Bulb on 01/24/2019 07:07 PM

Must be fun to be able to drink and just argue back and forth for a job

This guy is fantastic

Much respect

Maybe drunk but doing an excellent job

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... WOW! ... where was he before he came to the floor of the senate? ...
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... is he doing this to have footage for his next campaign? ...
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... there are no other folks there ...
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... I'd be soooooo embarrassed if he was my senator! ...
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... glad I'm not from colorado! ...
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He needs another drink or two to calm him down.

Sounds like he just took a flight with Nancy Pelosi.

She probably gave him a few drinks.

Lock them up until they're sober and make them all vote.

No booze.. for yooze!

or no vote!

Burns my fuckin ass that some people will once again not get a paycheck this week but rest assured this drunk fucker and his dicklick buddies will sure as shit get their check. Fuck all of the motherfuckers....period!

Medieval! Medieval wall, Senator from Texas, MEDIEVAL wall! Campaign promise, mexico ish going to pay, promise, texas, medieval!

Hic! "Let me twell you fellow Americn's ", " Our leadra Nancy Pelpseeeeeeeeeeee se se se , ( Hic! ) will bring ruuu leadershippppppppppppp to the nation"

Our breader Nancy Peloseeeeee ........" Yes Len ehh Glen , ehh Ren'ahhhh Sen , I will indeed , show the nation that Bush has taken us to the brink of market inviolability under the current showdown. "Further more we need to invade Afghanistan and get those White supremacists a ehh ummm arrr taste of lemonade for home grown country people , like ehh ahhh common man."

Last Edited by PINKORCHID- In the Light on 01/24/2019 09:27 PM

Oh come on now. Who here HASN'T gotten drunk and addressed the Senate?

China, madam president, do you think CHINA doesn't know we can't send a man in space without RUSSIA? madam preshkdunt? Senator from Louisiana, *shuffles stack of fallen papers slo0ily back into manilla folder* TEXASH... madam president?

What a fkn knob!

Co dems are vain delusional pseudo snobs except evrrything they play is utter child or ghetto flair.

Thank you co dems

The USA Senate has come to a new low, where it's now run by drunks and hookers.


Thread: Check out hooker boots on the floor of the Senate.




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As we approach the end, the delineation between the sheep and the goats becomes clearer and clearer.

So the gummit shutdown was bad in 2013 but it's ok now, no hypocrisy there sparky!!!

Maybe he had to get liquored up to be able to shovel the shit he was pushing.

Redpill: 16:30:

an anecdote about performing poorly to warrant a government restructuring, madam president, et, al..

This video is fucking awesome improv satire, thanks OP!

Nahhh he has been smoking weed,,,, hahahah

Yeah...that was entertaining.

Last Edited by YanceyDoodleDandy on 01/24/2019 09:55 PM

“ ... shut the government down in 2013, my state was fhrudded ”

Lmao

Ever notice how these irrational and deranged Libscum shitbag idiots ALWAYS believe they have the "moral" high ground"? And they're all pumped up on phony "righteous" indignation?