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I tracked down God...

 
Witherman
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I tracked down God...
And he was all like...
You found me!...
Congratulations... now you're it.

The job is simple, realignment of reality (in a sense) mostly by the traditional route of "trolling" in whichever manner fitting to the times though entirely at your discretion.

Though the job is simple enough, given the skillsets, actually winning the game was tricky tricky.

The interview process was intense. Job experience, history, manners, pride, courage, the works. You really gotta prove yourself. Everyone watching... intense.

Anyway, I think I was digressing there a bit.

If all else fails, apparently we'll do a reset.

I got a good plan, simple, tried and true, though. I wouldn't worry too much, I'm too much a slacker to spend time like that.

Uh huh.
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Re: I tracked down God...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

God doesn't want traditional "normative" roles. Rather, the system itself functions that way and no other.

Whatever the fuck that means, eh?
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I rouge my nipples

^ lmao that's the dudewhat code 1rof1

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Re: I tracked down God...
I rouge my nipples

^ lmao that's the dudewhat code 1rof1
 Quoting: syncro


I like your spirit.
Also too lazy to nitpick.
So you go on and rouge them nipples.
Try to keep it indoors though, bud.
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Re: I tracked down God...
WITCH GOD THE DESTROYER

Watching through the Lattice
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Re: I tracked down God...
I rouge my nipples

^ lmao that's the dudewhat code 1rof1
 Quoting: syncro


I like your spirit.
Also too lazy to nitpick.
So you go on and rouge them nipples.
Try to keep it indoors though, bud.
 Quoting: Witherman


Sorry, well at least I found a Sagan pic. Can't find the other dudewhat

sagan
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Re: I tracked down God...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

God doesn't want traditional "normative" roles. Rather, the system itself functions that way and no other.

Whatever the fuck that means, eh?
 Quoting: Witherman

IMO Tracking Him down is better than if He has to hunt you down.

M't:13:41:
The Son of man shall send forth his angels,
and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend,
and them which do iniquity;
Joe:2:1: Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
Joe:2:2-11:
A day of darkness and of gloominess,
a day of clouds and of thick darkness,
as the morning spread upon the mountains:
a great people and a strong;
there hath not been ever the like,
neither shall be any more after it,
even to the years of many generations.
A fire devoureth before them;
and behind them a flame burneth:
the land is as the garden of Eden before them,
and behind them a desolate wilderness;
yea,
and nothing shall escape them.
The appearance of them is as the appearance of horses;
and as horsemen,
so shall they run.
Like the noise of chariots on the tops of mountains shall they leap,
like the noise of a flame of fire that devoureth the stubble,
as a strong people set in battle array.
Before their face the people shall be much pained:
all faces shall gather blackness.
They shall run like mighty men;
they shall climb the wall like men of war;
and they shall march every one on his ways,
and they shall not break their ranks:
Neither shall one thrust another;
they shall walk every one in his path:
and when they fall upon the sword,
they shall not be wounded.
They shall run to and fro in the city;
they shall run upon the wall,
they shall climb up upon the houses; they shall enter in at the windows like a thief.
The earth shall quake before them;
the heavens shall tremble:
the sun and the moon shall be dark,
and the stars shall withdraw their shining:
And the LORD shall utter his voice before his army:
for his camp is very great:
for he is strong that executeth his word:
for the day of the LORD is great and very terrible;
and who can abide it?


I rouge my nipples

^ lmao that's the dudewhat code 1rof1
 Quoting: syncro


I like your spirit.
Also too lazy to nitpick.
So you go on and rouge them nipples.
Try to keep it indoors though, bud.
 Quoting: Witherman

Is that better/worse than a belt-sander??

Last Edited by Wayfaring Stranger on 01/26/2019 07:40 PM
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Re: I tracked down God...
I rouge my nipples

^ lmao that's the dudewhat code 1rof1
 Quoting: syncro


I like your spirit.
Also too lazy to nitpick.
So you go on and rouge them nipples.
Try to keep it indoors though, bud.
 Quoting: Witherman


Sorry, well at least I found a Sagan pic. Can't find the other dudewhat

sagan
 Quoting: syncro


Ahhh, see here I was thinking you couldn't wear a shirt with your rouged nipples.
I never bothered to consider a matching red shirt.
Carry on.
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Re: I tracked down God...
WITCH GOD THE DESTROYER
 Quoting: Alice in Black Boots


Surprisingly...
I haven't been playing music recently.
Before recently however is another time period in which I simmered in it.

Was there a message?
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Re: I tracked down God...
I was gonna join a team.
But then I checked out the recruitment material (which apparently nobody actually does) and nobody was looking for a smart-ass. Nobody wants bravery.
First you gotta submit to gender politics and lie and pretend.
Which brave people won't do.
We call that a "catch" it something.

What everyone advertises for is for me to take a back seat and watch everybody else struggle to do that which I can do with ease. And then clap.

I like teams. I wanted to play.
But only God said yes.
So some people are now fucked.
I like this team.
Team reality.
Team deep secret.

Hey there Mr.Maker!
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Re: I tracked down God...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

God doesn't want traditional "normative" roles. Rather, the system itself functions that way and no other.

Whatever the fuck that means, eh?
 Quoting: Witherman

IMO Tracking Him down is better than if He has to hunt you down.

 Quoting: Wayfaring Stranger


Y'know, I'm not kidding either. I made a genuine effort. I was all like.

I'm down here duuuuude!
Can you hear me now?
How bout now?
... Now?
.... Now?
Etc.. so on and so forth.

You could say I did a raindance.
...damn near drowned.

Really though.
One: I don't think many people make an effort. Which is fine, go on mumbling.
Two: Well, two leads to three and I don't wanna get into three.
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Re: I tracked down God...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

God doesn't want traditional "normative" roles. Rather, the system itself functions that way and no other.

Whatever the fuck that means, eh?
 Quoting: Witherman

IMO Tracking Him down is better than if He has to hunt you down.

M't:13:41:
The Son of man shall send forth his angels,
and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend,
and them which do iniquity;
Joe:2:1: Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
Joe:2:2-11:
A day of darkness and of gloominess,
a day of clouds and of thick darkness,
as the morning spread upon the mountains:
a great people and a strong;
there hath not been ever the like,
neither shall be any more after it,
even to the years of many generations.
A fire devoureth before them;
and behind them a flame burneth:
the land is as the garden of Eden before them,
and behind them a desolate wilderness;
yea,
and nothing shall escape them.
The appearance of them is as the appearance of horses;
and as horsemen,
so shall they run.
Like the noise of chariots on the tops of mountains shall they leap,
like the noise of a flame of fire that devoureth the stubble,
as a strong people set in battle array.
Before their face the people shall be much pained:
all faces shall gather blackness.
They shall run like mighty men;
they shall climb the wall like men of war;
and they shall march every one on his ways,
and they shall not break their ranks:
Neither shall one thrust another;
they shall walk every one in his path:
and when they fall upon the sword,
they shall not be wounded.
They shall run to and fro in the city;
they shall run upon the wall,
they shall climb up upon the houses; they shall enter in at the windows like a thief.
The earth shall quake before them;
the heavens shall tremble:
the sun and the moon shall be dark,
and the stars shall withdraw their shining:
And the LORD shall utter his voice before his army:
for his camp is very great:
for he is strong that executeth his word:
for the day of the LORD is great and very terrible;
and who can abide it?


I rouge my nipples

^ lmao that's the dudewhat code 1rof1
 Quoting: syncro


I like your spirit.
Also too lazy to nitpick.
So you go on and rouge them nipples.
Try to keep it indoors though, bud.
 Quoting: Witherman

Is that better/worse than a belt-sander??
 Quoting: Wayfaring Stranger


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Re: I tracked down God...
Here is a better one. Sorry to mess up your thread.
peace

edv
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Re: I tracked down God...
Welcome to the team. You trolling from Canada?
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Re: I tracked down God...
So you tracked down the Big G. Where the fuck's He been for the last 2000 years?
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Re: I tracked down God...
Here is a better one. Sorry to mess up your thread.
peace

edv
 Quoting: syncro


No harm done my friend.
This thread isn't the grand display of prowess I have planned.

Mere discriptive fluffy wuff.
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Re: I tracked down God...
Welcome to the team. You trolling from Canada?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Thank you
Thank you
I'm like 13,000 stone throw skip jumps from that fella J.Peterson.
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Re: I tracked down God...
Dam! He forgot to tell you the most important part!

First you gotta cure yourself of yourself!

You must unglue yourself from your delusional mass psychosis that leads to all narcissistic behavior!

That's a tall order for most "civilians" these days.
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Re: I tracked down God...
So you tracked down the Big G. Where the fuck's He been for the last 2000 years?
 Quoting: Arawn


Oh, straight to the point.

Word is-was, he's been playing along.
Particaned participation I suppose.

No need see the gears if everything running smoothly... or something like that.

Apparently he almost got hit by a car.
A space car.
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Re: I tracked down God...
Dam! He forgot to tell you the most important part!

First you gotta cure yourself of yourself!

You must unglue yourself from your delusional mass psychosis that leads to all narcissistic behavior!

That's a tall order for most "civilians" these days.
 Quoting: St. Ranger


Yeah, apparently that kill your ego stuff is just a bunch of mumbo jumbo, big eared stuff. As in dumbo.

I guess an earned ego is vital somehow. Something about initiative, measurements and effectiveness. Otherwise you sit.
And wait.
And sit.
And wait.
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Re: I tracked down God...
So you tracked down the Big G. Where the fuck's He been for the last 2000 years?
 Quoting: Arawn


Oh, straight to the point.

Word is-was, he's been playing along.
Particaned participation I suppose.

No need see the gears if everything running smoothly... or something like that.

Apparently he almost got hit by a car.
A space car.
 Quoting: Witherman


wizardofoz
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Re: I tracked down God...
So you tracked down the Big G. Where the fuck's He been for the last 2000 years?
 Quoting: Arawn


Oh, straight to the point.

Word is-was, he's been playing along.
Particaned participation I suppose.

No need see the gears if everything running smoothly... or something like that.

Apparently he almost got hit by a car.
A space car.
 Quoting: Witherman


wizardofoz
 Quoting: Arawn


Y'know, I think he might have just wanted to play some skeeball and wrap the end of Minecraft.

I mean really, can you blame him?
It's like Asians and rice.
Humans have spent more time playing Minecraft than than building pyramids.

And the end scroll dialogue is all about him. That whole player of games thing Elon was talking about.

Obviously.
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Re: I tracked down God...
So you tracked down the Big G. Where the fuck's He been for the last 2000 years?
 Quoting: Arawn

He explained it in the book He left.

Eze:39:24:
According to their uncleanness and according to their transgressions have I done unto them,
and hid my face from them.

Last Edited by Wayfaring Stranger on 01/26/2019 10:51 PM
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Re: I tracked down God...
Let's recap shall we?

Finding God - Hard

Drawing God's gaze - Harder

Gaining God's permission to change the world - Rather difficult, possibly painful

Changing the world - Comparatively easy

Questions? Concerns? Comments?
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Hey y'know what...
If you're a guy at the door having done some good service and you want the pats on the backs and the big raise, then repeat after me.

Well, have a good day sir or madam and if you have any questions, comments or concerns please feel free to give our office a call...

[If appropriate add in jest]

I like keeping them busy.


That's how you get people to call your boss to compliment you.

It's a little script I wrote.
Script.
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Love it!
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Love it!
 Quoting: Crowdedhouse


That's a nice thing to say.
I know I'm having fun.

Practice
Practice
Practice

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:mushrooms:
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:mushrooms:
 Quoting: Arawn


That isn't really appropriate.
Your memetic warfare image makes more sense than you posting it.

Plus We seen it already on the other thread.
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:mushrooms:
 Quoting: Arawn


That isn't really appropriate.
Your memetic warfare image makes more sense than you posting it.

Plus We seen it already on the other thread.
 Quoting: Witherman


dafuck
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:mushrooms:
 Quoting: Arawn


That isn't really appropriate.
Your memetic warfare image makes more sense than you posting it.

Plus We seen it already on the other thread.
 Quoting: Witherman


dafuck
 Quoting: Arawn


Closet case?
I don't understand...!
And usually I'm notches at the understanding game.





GLP