Word in the tubes is that Patreon went full retard and got all woke.

If you don't speak near reference but not quite.
Shoon you shall not speak at all.

Turn my shit back on you fu kin satellite hero fucks!

Yeah.
I hate to break it to you.
So I won't.

OP, what f*cking language are you speaking?

I'm speaking directly to the boss.
One of the things I know and he knows I knows is that the search was a go!

To find... life

NPCs can't speak weaky sleepy weepy in the South African tinman dialect.

They get upset. But you gotta prove you know it's a thinking man's game. That's how I won.

Please stop with this trendy 'woke' tripe... Sounds ridiculous and even more so now that everyone thinks it's so cool to say....

I haven’t stepped into a pile this squishy in a while.

Uh huh uh huh. I'm with ya.
But...
Threads get pinned round here that say Rick Rolls car and looses scrubbies in the process.

And tried and true nobody cuts that shit out.

Woke rythmes the blues with broke. So we're all just gonna have to learn to enjoy the universal puns fella. Woke is what they advertise. That and gay butt sex.

I see it's a poop joke.

You suppose someone 5 starred my thinking just to lulz you into a pussy poop trap?

Cause IT'S (currently) a m'fucking 5 star thread. Likely cause particle wave duality. Well, undoubtedly because of that come to think on it.

Hmm

Woke - Broke - Joke - and every lefty mimics Obama's folk.

Toke toke.

Four of us went to see the dead man on the moon.
Though we all huckled the blatants
Two of us laughed whilst others did not.
Two of us out of 100 or more. Surely more...
Me 'n my one buddy.
Broken shells banned in the school galley. Weak sauce.

For my next trick, perhaps I will wrastle a woman.

Heeeeeyyy look.
This thread earned both good and bad Godlike joojoo loosh goodies.

That's AMAZING! I couldn't possibly aim better if I waz Robbing the Hoodlum. Gimmie dat, gimmie dat nut!

I'm celebrating by bumping it.

joojoo loosh goodies

Do you also notice a lot of face touching?

There's an audio component to it.