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Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....

 
niteowl

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02/14/2019 08:20 AM

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Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
I look at the caravan phenomenon much like a swarm of army ants. Something you really don't want in your house.

Will a wall actually keep this swarm at bay? It will certainly help.

What it looks like is up for debate.
Being a fair man ( can I still say "man"? ), I believe it is only proper that the concerns of the loony left be addressed.

To that end, I'd like this wall :

1. It should be high enough that short, pudgy women and their parasitic offspring won't / can't climb over.
This keeps the illegal breeders and their future anchor babies safe.
Protect the "women" and "children" ... Liberals should love this.

2. It should be electrified.
Instead of running wires to each of its necessary lights, we could simply use the metal itself to carry the blistering power.
Use solar cells / wind power for a green footprint and crazy Ocasio should love this approach.
By supplying books on English under each of the lights, maybe the ones who can actually read will learn our language before trying to break into this great country.
Educating the invading hordes ... a Liberal's wet dream.

3. The wall should have a wide moat at its base teeming with hungry, sharp-toothed, meat eaters.
Feeding our animal friends ... PETA should approve.
It also gives the unplanned parents somewhere to dispose of the murdered ... whoops .... I mean unwanted, unprofitable parts, from post delivery abortions ... shoot ... I mean procedures. The Liberals should swoon over this.

4. Finally, the wall should be see through.
It's only fair that the next invader see the challenges ahead.
Transparency. The hypocrites scream for it from behind their shrouded faces and concrete walls.
They deserve its bright light more than ever.

Alas, this probably will not happen.

But, it's not yet illegal for an American to Dream.

And so I do ...


I am Nite Owl.

Last Edited by niteowl on 04/07/2022 05:45 AM
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
Compare and Contrast to the Berlin Wall.

Compare and Contrast to Israel Wall.

Compare and Contrast to the Great Wall of China.

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niteowl  (OP)

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02/14/2019 11:57 PM

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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
Compare ... they are / were necessary at the time they were built.

Contrast ... All built from different materials.

BUILD THE FREAKING WALL !!

KEEP AMERICAN GREAT !!
Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2019 12:45 AM
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
Any in-shape male with decent intelligence will be able to scale it. All you have to do is throw a line with a monkey fist on the end over the top. Bring the monkey fist right back through the open part of the slats. Then bam a turn and two half hitches even pull the slack now the line will be taut. Reverse repel up and over that fucker and once you get to the top; rig up another line because 23 feet is gonna hurt. Repel down that bad boy.

Now this can only be done by an in-shape semi-intelligent illegal. It will keep the sick, children, unfit, and low intelligence out. So, at least the only people who will get over will be people who are able to work

But you could probably rig up a system quite quickly with a few of your fellow Mexican comrades to use lines (rope) to hook up some sort of basket to get women and children over. But that would take brains and more time than most are willing to invest.

Alternatively, you could park a semi or tall truck next to the thing real quicklike. You climb on the roof of the truck and hook up a slide that you previously fashioned at the top of the thing and slide down into the states. Not only would this approach be quick and effective but it would also be super fun! Odelay motherfuckers!
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02/16/2019 12:48 AM
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
Actually when it goes up and over then probably do a bowline to pull out the slack all the way to the top
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02/16/2019 12:49 AM
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
I wanna climb it
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02/16/2019 12:52 AM
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
Actually you wouldn't really need to lines. If you had a buddy he could just throw the line with the monkey fist back over once you are at the top so that you could repel down on the states' side.

You're welcome
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Actually you wouldn't really need to lines. If you had a buddy he could just throw the line with the monkey fist back over once you are at the top so that you could repel down on the states' side.

You're welcome
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I mean you wouldn't need "two" lines not "to"
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And that's why the wall should've been solid but it will help compared to what we had before
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02/16/2019 12:59 AM
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Actually, sorry for arguing with myself but if you were by yourself when you are at the top all you'd have to do it loosen it or move it until you can get to the standing part of the line and pull it up and throw it over yourself.

I should create an infographic on how to do it lolFTW-GLP11
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
I look at the caravan phenomenon much like a swarm of army ants. Something you really don't want in your house.

Will a wall actually keep this swarm at bay? It will certainly help.

What it looks like is up for debate.
Being a fair man ( can I still say "man"? ), I believe it is only proper that the concerns of the loony left be addressed.

To that end, I'd like this wall :

1. It should be high enough that short, pudgy women and their parasitic offspring won't / can't climb over.
This keeps the illegal breeders and their future anchor babies safe.
Protect the "women" and "children" ... Liberals should love this.

2. It should be electrified.
Instead of running wires to each of its necessary lights, we could simply use the metal itself to carry the blistering power.
Use solar cells / wind power for a green footprint and crazy Ocasio should love this approach.
By supplying books on English under each of the lights, maybe the ones who can actually read will learn our language before trying to break
into this great country.
Educating the invading hordes ... a Liberal's wet dream.

3. The wall should have a wide moat at its base teeming with hungry, sharp-toothed, meat eaters.
Feeding our animal friends ... PETA should approve.
It also gives the unplanned parents somewhere to dispose of the murdered ... whoops .... I mean unwanted, unprofitable parts, from post
delivery abortions ... shoot ... I mean procedures. The Liberals should swoon over this.

4. Finally, the wall should be see through.
It's only fair that the next invader see the challenges ahead.
Transparency. The hypocrites scream for it from behind their shrouded faces and concrete walls.
They deserve its bright light more than ever.

Alas, this probably will not happen.

But, it's not yet illegal for an American to Dream.

And so I do ...


I am Nite Owl.
 Quoting: niteowl



LOL'

eat a bags of dicks
I work for the Government......I'm here to help!
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I will be on the crew that gets to bag your squirming live ass into a burn box...and business is gonna be a booming!!!!
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
Compare ... they are / were necessary at the time they were built.

Contrast ... All built from different materials.

BUILD THE FREAKING WALL !!

KEEP AMERICAN GREAT !!
 Quoting: niteowl


My position was pro wall but against deportation. Just keeping non citizens out is enough to get things back on track.
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
The dreamer is part of the insect army swarm.
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Re: Thoughts on the Wall ... from a Dreamer ....
Reminds of a song





GLP