You can tell Trump is not a politician because he has a hot wife. Graphic Warning:

Which wife?

well that is ONE reason i voted for Trump, because he wasnt a politician.
it has turned out much better than i expected, i tell ya...

Not too far off subject, but I suspect they have "arrangements". Melania is tolerant of the president when away and he has "needs". If this is true, why would the free-love left not give the nod of approval to them?

You didn't count all their secret bank accounts from Cayman Islands, Panama, Switzerland, Uruguay...

UGH ! Excuse me while I go poke my eyes out.

Whaa? I had no idea...

Wh...that's a...wo...man?

Your "Graphic Warning" is not strong enough OP.

It's shocking. She is disgusting, hideous, putrid, horrific, just flat out nasty. She looks like Jay Leno mated with the Hulk. How does a politician with influence marry a disgusting horse faced piece of garbage like that? I have no words to even describe how hideous I find her.

She kind of looks like Austin Powers.

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YEAH..THE EX. OR FORMER LEZ-BOZO...GET 'THAT' IN WRITING....

WAIT....THAT IS SHUMER AND FRED SAVAGE RIGHT...?..AS A GAG APPEARANCE...?
RIGHT?...

You, need to yell up to mom and ask her to make you some Ramen for dinner and bring it to the basement for you ya MORAN !!!!!!!!gawd...

Communist spy ... drop-dead gorgeous, speaks 99 languages, can probsbly hollow out a dime at half-mile

LOl.

There is NO WAY that's a female!

cuck schumer is a white barack


but his wifes cock isn't quite as big as mike's

That's a fucking trannie

Would someone care to explain Barack's "wife"?

Jeff, stop shitposting about your wife.

I like her, and she helps me a lot.

Sorry about the vision issues, but since I don't have a Kelsey Grahmar cut out yet, I had to put the pirate patch on you.

BTW, I wired your basement extension of fuckery with explosives, so be extra careful in there.

Because?

Sniveling career politicians marry to advance (money, status, family line, etc.)

Rich guys that decide to become President to give something back marry the prom queen.

Melania is a trannie..a European gender bender.

They make the best kind of dragon in this dimension, because they can jump any portal. I just scripted a stupid fucking bandaid with a magic marker to wear during trannie battles..

Because fuck that shit with a literal hatchet. They will never talk me into that one, I don't even need the bandaid, I can write any script on my palm pilot. The results are fucking devastating, I haven't figured that feature out yet, so I don't use it much.


Thanks for everything that you may or may not know that you help me out with in controlling that husband of yours.

devito trannie!