To the slut that's running with scissors:



Not you Ricky!

Some other unspecified slut, not that you're a slut, just to be clear... i'm not calling you a slut.

A conversation between me and a slut:

Slut: "I'm running with scissors!"

Me: "You're a slut!"

Slut: "I'm running with scissors!"

Me: "Stop! You're gonna hurt yourself!"

Slut: "I'm running with scissors!"

Me: "Stop!"

Slut: "I'm running with scissors!"

Me: "Just stop!"


Slut: "I'm running with scissors!"

Me: 'walks away shaking head'

Slut: "i'm running with..."






The slut referred to in this post is a fictitious entity, no sluts were shamed or harmed during the creation of this post!