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Light of the World. — Be the Light.

 
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'Blank' Dead Sea Scrolls actually do contain text

New research has determined that scroll fragments thought to be blank do in fact contain very faint text. Considered to be some of the most important ancient texts ever discovered, the Dead Sea Scrolls are comprised of several hundred documents dating back more than 2,000 years. They were found inside eleven caves in the eastern Judaean Desert between 1946 and 1956. Today, the fragments - which number in excess of 100,000 - can be found in collections and museums around the world including the University of Manchester's John Rylands Library which is home to four particularly notable scroll fragments that, until recently, were thought to be completely blank.
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do you think the authorities in that era placed those writings on the fake news list
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did fake news exist 2000 years ago
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did fake news exist 2000 years ago
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Hey give me some greenyoda
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this is sooo cute. yassss.
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If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
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love from
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love from
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Afar...and noted...
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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For shame, you have sullied your thread.
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hahaha I'm sorryyyy

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Aw I love you too!
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Also if in a foxhole with a gasoline stove and mortars are flying, change position. Could save your life. Lol
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“Get out of his buttocks Satan “
Now that’s Virginia’s third eye rofl
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Trump tees up controversy as he heads for golf course in a pandemic
President at golf club in Virginia on Saturday as US coronavirus death toll approaches 100,000


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Archeological Evidence Reveals Bible to be Fan Fiction Written by a Few Hebrew Guys

Archeological artifacts that prove the Bible to be a piece of fan fiction have Christians everywhere shouting “fake news” and atheists reveling in “I told you so.”

The Biblical Archeology Review reports that a team of archeologists found clay vases containing scrolls in Qantir, Egypt. At first glance, the scrolls appeared to be nonsensical, fictional stories. But after poring over them, the archeologists concurred that these were original drafts of the Bible with editing marks by multiple authors.

The Old Testament story of Abraham and his son Issac — in which God commanded Abraham to offer Isaac as sacrifice — has been revered to be the most noble demonstration of loyalty to God. But the papyrus scrolls tell a different, more cynical story.

“Okay, what if Abraham and Isaac were just going about their normal day and then in enters God and he’s like ‘hey, Abraham, if you really loved me, you would murder your son for me. Go. Do it.’ But when Abraham is about to kill him, God sends down one of his angels and he’s like ‘whoa dude, you were actually about to kill your son? God was joking! Wow, he really had you going there. Anyway, carry on.’”

The authors of the holy fan fiction also proved to have some creative differences. On the scroll with the story of a whale swallowing Jonah, resulting in him becoming a temporary tenant inside the whale’s stomach, one of the writers commented, “Are we all on board for this plot point? I don’t know, even for fan fiction, it seems pretty far fetched…”

In Jerusalem, the archeologists uncovered more chapters of the fan fiction in the form of broken pieces of pottery called ostraca. It was here that they discovered that Mary Magdalene was incorporated into the New Testament to “add some sexual interest.”


Omg lol
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So the link has Hebrew alternative not able to post fully.
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So the link has Hebrew alternative not able to post fully.
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The story though. Old Testament was written way before New Testament so not sure if this is a joke site or trying to be real.
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Student run newspaper
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The authors of the holy fan fiction

Omg lol
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Classical.

Masterful.

Mathematical.

chuckle

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Some Will. Some won't. So.......
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The authors of the holy fan fiction

Omg lol
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Classical.

Masterful.

Mathematical.

chuckle

cainsmoke
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Warfare lol
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Archeological Evidence Reveals Bible to be Fan Fiction Written by a Few Hebrew Guys

Archeological artifacts that prove the Bible to be a piece of fan fiction have Christians everywhere shouting “fake news” and atheists reveling in “I told you so.”

The Biblical Archeology Review reports that a team of archeologists found clay vases containing scrolls in Qantir, Egypt. At first glance, the scrolls appeared to be nonsensical, fictional stories. But after poring over them, the archeologists concurred that these were original drafts of the Bible with editing marks by multiple authors.

The Old Testament story of Abraham and his son Issac — in which God commanded Abraham to offer Isaac as sacrifice — has been revered to be the most noble demonstration of loyalty to God. But the papyrus scrolls tell a different, more cynical story.

“Okay, what if Abraham and Isaac were just going about their normal day and then in enters God and he’s like ‘hey, Abraham, if you really loved me, you would murder your son for me. Go. Do it.’ But when Abraham is about to kill him, God sends down one of his angels and he’s like ‘whoa dude, you were actually about to kill your son? God was joking! Wow, he really had you going there. Anyway, carry on.’”

The authors of the holy fan fiction also proved to have some creative differences. On the scroll with the story of a whale swallowing Jonah, resulting in him becoming a temporary tenant inside the whale’s stomach, one of the writers commented, “Are we all on board for this plot point? I don’t know, even for fan fiction, it seems pretty far fetched…”

In Jerusalem, the archeologists uncovered more chapters of the fan fiction in the form of broken pieces of pottery called ostraca. It was here that they discovered that Mary Magdalene was incorporated into the New Testament to “add some sexual interest.”


Omg lol
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Lol is this the onion? That was funny.
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lol it's in their satire section

datz funneh

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Leftovers Stuck in the Back of Fridge Develop Sentience and Ability to Speak in Tongues On Monday night, while rummaging in her fridge for a midnight snack, McNulty started to hear taunting hisses and whispers. “It told me things about myself that I’ve never told anyone,” McNulty said. The next day, when McNulty opened her fridge to make herself a sandwich, she saw the soy sauce packets arranged in a pentagram around the tupperware container.
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lol it's in their satire section

datz funneh

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Leftovers Stuck in the Back of Fridge Develop Sentience and Ability to Speak in Tongues On Monday night, while rummaging in her fridge for a midnight snack, McNulty started to hear taunting hisses and whispers. “It told me things about myself that I’ve never told anyone,” McNulty said. The next day, when McNulty opened her fridge to make herself a sandwich, she saw the soy sauce packets arranged in a pentagram around the tupperware container.
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That’s why you get sweet soy lol
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And then there are some stories you wish were not true...

Parents name babies 'Sanitizer' and 'Lockdown'

According to reports, a baby boy in the city of Saharanpur, Uttar Pradesh was named 'Sanitizer' in honor of the popular hand-washing substance used by millions during the pandemic. The strange naming choice isn't an isolated incident either - in Chhattisgarh recently it was revealed that the parents of newborn twins decided to name their children 'Corona' and 'Covid'. There are also reports of a child in Basti district who has been given the name 'Lockdown'. The parents of Sanitizer have stated that they were inspired by the country's politicians who have emphasized the importance of washing hands to battle the virus.
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And then there are some stories you wish were not true...

Parents name babies 'Sanitizer' and 'Lockdown'

According to reports, a baby boy in the city of Saharanpur, Uttar Pradesh was named 'Sanitizer' in honor of the popular hand-washing substance used by millions during the pandemic. The strange naming choice isn't an isolated incident either - in Chhattisgarh recently it was revealed that the parents of newborn twins decided to name their children 'Corona' and 'Covid'. There are also reports of a child in Basti district who has been given the name 'Lockdown'. The parents of Sanitizer have stated that they were inspired by the country's politicians who have emphasized the importance of washing hands to battle the virus.
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They are peculiar about names over there. Many go by the nakshatra for naming. That’s why iffy with my name and they leave off the first part to not piss their gods off. Yours would be left off too. Too holy lol
I’d rock corona for sure lol
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Life, death, past, future, here and now.


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With differing eyes means one plays by a very different set of rules.
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It makes sense I don't know why they can't see it.


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Especially with the obsidian bricks called cell phones attached.
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Omg they still don't see it.

popscorn
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With differing eyes means one plays by a very different set of rules.
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It makes sense I don't know why they can't see it.


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Especially with the obsidian bricks called cell phones attached.
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Omg they still don't see it.

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Immovable lol
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Omg lol
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Classical.

Masterful.

Mathematical.

chuckle

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Warfare lol
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hahahahaha
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Funny lol
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