Krasnoyarsk Kamotskiy is the new slapping champion of the World. Video of the championship slap | |
AltSwede
User ID: 77270146 Sweden 03/21/2019 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nice, and you're welcome. I didn't even know professional slapping was a thing, but it's freakin' awesome. One thing I picked up on real quick: Despite the winner's clear size advantage, on the defense side of competitive slapping, I would think a thick beard would be a huge advantage in cushioning a blow. Why any professional slapper would not sport a beard is beyond me. Nah. I would think like boxing a beard allows the punches or slaps to grip and make better contact. A smooth face and a little Vaseline causes less contact and glancing blows. Look when white shirt guy slaps. Clearly the beard is lessening the effect. Also what says this fat cheater didn't put some shit that makes his beard have the same effect. Plus black shirt guy hits the temple and the ear. Notice the hand, pause if you have a hard time to see it. Cheater is a cheater. Fuck that guy. AltSwede |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74818729 United States 03/21/2019 11:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At the Siberian Power Show 2019, Krasnoyarsk Vasily Kamotskiy became the new slapping champion of the World. Quoting: PirateMonkey Video of the championship winning slap: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] So is slapping the ideal sport for the coming civil wars? Think about it... in street fighting between large numbers of people, any kind of martial arts or boxing has little efficiency. This new sport however builds in you 2 essential things for the upcoming fights, controlling your fear and ability to take punishment. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77056492 United States 03/21/2019 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can you believe it, no sooner does someone post some masculine fun entertainment than some snowflake comes in complaining that it isn't fair. Life isn't fair, imagine if some nagger entered the contest, the grease of his oily skin would make the slap slide right off, is that fair? |
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PirateMonkey
(OP) User ID: 77464555 United States 03/21/2019 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nice, and you're welcome. I didn't even know professional slapping was a thing, but it's freakin' awesome. One thing I picked up on real quick: Despite the winner's clear size advantage, on the defense side of competitive slapping, I would think a thick beard would be a huge advantage in cushioning a blow. Why any professional slapper would not sport a beard is beyond me. Nah. I would think like boxing a beard allows the punches or slaps to grip and make better contact. A smooth face and a little Vaseline causes less contact and glancing blows. Look when white shirt guy slaps. Clearly the beard is lessening the effect. Also what says this fat cheater didn't put some shit that makes his beard have the same effect. Plus black shirt guy hits the temple and the ear. Notice the hand, pause if you have a hard time to see it. Cheater is a cheater. Fuck that guy. You should say this to his face 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14240252 United States 03/21/2019 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nice, and you're welcome. I didn't even know professional slapping was a thing, but it's freakin' awesome. One thing I picked up on real quick: Despite the winner's clear size advantage, on the defense side of competitive slapping, I would think a thick beard would be a huge advantage in cushioning a blow. Why any professional slapper would not sport a beard is beyond me. Nah. I would think like boxing a beard allows the punches or slaps to grip and make better contact. A smooth face and a little Vaseline causes less contact and glancing blows. Look when white shirt guy slaps. Clearly the beard is lessening the effect. Also what says this fat cheater didn't put some shit that makes his beard have the same effect. Plus black shirt guy hits the temple and the ear. Notice the hand, pause if you have a hard time to see it. Cheater is a cheater. Fuck that guy. The only difference I see is the bearded dude had a square head a thick mandible a 24in neck and hands like bricks. |
Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 3079061 United States 03/21/2019 12:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is truly gif-worthy!! :FaceSlap1: Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75516488 United States 03/21/2019 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | waist pivot and force concentration from your shoulder to elbow to hand in a nice wave form equals slap of doom. God Russians are the only hope for this world, maybe beside the Japs. Its ok if they want to import a bit of that gusto over here, the US is a mix of hard with super squishy soft retards. Need more of this. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74793228 United States 03/21/2019 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The guy on the left uses more of the heel of his hand when slapping. Quoting: Nuh uh 51934928 The guy on the right uses more of his fingers when slapping. That's how bearded man won. Beard-man just looks stronger. Guy,s upper body is massive. Other guy looks like his core and upper body aren’t as developed. |
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rosicrucian1
User ID: 76584842 Canada 03/21/2019 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At the Siberian Power Show 2019, Krasnoyarsk Vasily Kamotskiy became the new slapping champion of the World. Quoting: PirateMonkey Video of the championship winning slap: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] So is slapping the ideal sport for the coming civil wars? Think about it... in street fighting between large numbers of people, any kind of martial arts or boxing has little efficiency. This new sport however builds in you 2 essential things for the upcoming fights, controlling your fear and ability to take punishment. looks like a viking against some asian? “the devil is a foe to the blood” Prof. Minor |
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Revbo™
User ID: 77397371 United States 03/21/2019 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | waist pivot and force concentration from your shoulder to elbow to hand in a nice wave form equals slap of doom. God Russians are the only hope for this world, maybe beside the Japs. Its ok if they want to import a bit of that gusto over here, the US is a mix of hard with super squishy soft retards. Need more of this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75516488 Yeah, that big dude really got his lower body into the slap. That's gotta be key. John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76887441 United States 03/21/2019 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | See how he lines up the second time, there is a spot on your chin/jaw line they call the button - even a relatively small amount of force hit in this spot is like hitting the reset button on your brain. Not making it up, its science see here - [link to www.livestrong.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73532824 United States 03/21/2019 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nice, and you're welcome. I didn't even know professional slapping was a thing, but it's freakin' awesome. One thing I picked up on real quick: Despite the winner's clear size advantage, on the defense side of competitive slapping, I would think a thick beard would be a huge advantage in cushioning a blow. Why any professional slapper would not sport a beard is beyond me. Facial har is a bastard in a slap fight The palm actually pulls at the hais as it slides across the face Ouch! True story Been bearded in a slap fight, have ya? Lol yup Whiskey has a way of talkin to ye... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76941105 United States 03/21/2019 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At the Siberian Power Show 2019, Krasnoyarsk Vasily Kamotskiy became the new slapping champion of the World. Quoting: PirateMonkey Video of the championship winning slap: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] So is slapping the ideal sport for the coming civil wars? Think about it... in street fighting between large numbers of people, any kind of martial arts or boxing has little efficiency. This new sport however builds in you 2 essential things for the upcoming fights, controlling your fear and ability to take punishment. Didn't seem like a fair matchup. The guy who loses keeps his other hand on the table for some reason. The guy who won takes his hands off the table and winds up. |