Eau d’Amour | A Parisian Perfume for People Who Want to Smell Like Semen

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"A scent for the lonely"

Chanel Cumber 5?

Those reviews are pretty sweet...Especially the 4th one I think it was.

"LEAU BASEMENT DU MOM"

They should make a cologne that smells like liquor, stripper, and shame....Kinda like you just left the titty-bar.

This means my ex wife should never have to buy perfume again.

She always smells like semen and seamen.

She is thinking of marketing her own line.

Going to call it Eu de Gang Bang.

Projecting it will hit the shelves
by summer and exclusively sold at
Dollar General stores.

Jussie Smollett used this!

Hence the "bleach" smell

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Eau de'scrote.

Since Paris now smells like Shit....why not.

Would need to spray out body glitter too.

Haha! Damn right!

Personally I enjoy the fragrance Eau de Elmer. ; )

Eau d’méchant

It’s all about the pheromones.

Whenever I leave my wife’s vagina juice all over my face and body, chicks throw themselves at me.

It’s not just a fluke. Been married for 15 years and I’ve made a point of experimenting with this phenomenon for well over 25. I first noticed in HS when I had pussy juice all over me. Since then I’ve made a point of rubbing whichever soaking wet vagina all over me.

If she’s riding my face I’ll push her down over my chin and onto my neck after she comes. Then onto my chest. All the way down onto my pole. I make sure to get basted in the juices. Then I don’t shower.

Women totally pick up on the pheromones. Maybe it’s a competitive thing. Not sure. But usually one or two girls will hit on me during any given day when when I’m covered in pussy juice it’s like 15.

ode de cum dump

They should make one that smells like vagina. Call it, "Vajinique" . As a straight male, I would love it if my girl put it on!!!

And now that I think about it, why stop there? For us couple hundred straight pussy licking males left, why not create soda, beer, potato chips, french fries, and foods, etc with that natural tangy vagina taste?! 😋

Brand Story

As an alternative fragrance house, Etat Libre d'Orange is about creations that never compromise on the artist's vision, using the best raw materials possible while the cheeky concepts infuse a sense of licentious fun.

So....color safe bleach?

I wish I didn’t read this.

Please no

YUKIE
you frenchie stink already

I think it smells like paint

Yep, the chlorine, bleach smell, thats normal. That means you have a good ph level.

:youreafag: