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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77086185 United States 03/24/2019 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This means my ex wife should never have to buy perfume again. She always smells like semen and seamen. She is thinking of marketing her own line. Going to call it Eu de Gang Bang. Projecting it will hit the shelves by summer and exclusively sold at Dollar General stores. |
Slippery Pete
(OP) User ID: 77392655 United States 03/24/2019 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This means my ex wife should never have to buy perfume again. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77086185 She always smells like semen and seamen. She is thinking of marketing her own line. Going to call it Eu de Gang Bang. Projecting it will hit the shelves by summer and exclusively sold at Dollar General stores. |
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Louis in Richmond
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ACME_MAN
User ID: 76782502 United States 03/24/2019 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Personally I enjoy the fragrance Eau de Elmer. ; ) [link to amuse.vice.com (secure)] Quoting: Slippery Pete "Perhaps the most controversial of their fragrances is Secretions Magnifiques (or Magnificent Secretions) - a perfume designed to literally smell like sex: blood, sweat, semen and saliva. And the perfume doesn’t not smell like semen - certainly it was enough for one perfume vlogger to describe it as “horrifying”. Personally, I didn’t find it especially enjoyable, but I did find it intriguing: bodily, coppery and complex. This was Etat Libre d’Orange’s first perfume - a statement of intent if ever there was one." Dedicated to the brave men who fought and laid down their lives on the beaches of Normandy and the plains of Europe . . . that their sacrifice was not in vain. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
janedoenut
User ID: 73616986 United States 03/24/2019 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Eau d’méchant “If you'll let me tell you what I imagine about myself, you'll find it a lot more interesting” –Anne Shirley "Seemingly your father nor mother taught you that as a man, it's your job to protect and provide for women and lead strong families. As men, had you done your job, you wouldn't be living in a matriarchal society." - Janedoenut, 2018 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75781610 United States 03/24/2019 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s all about the pheromones. Whenever I leave my wife’s vagina juice all over my face and body, chicks throw themselves at me. It’s not just a fluke. Been married for 15 years and I’ve made a point of experimenting with this phenomenon for well over 25. I first noticed in HS when I had pussy juice all over me. Since then I’ve made a point of rubbing whichever soaking wet vagina all over me. If she’s riding my face I’ll push her down over my chin and onto my neck after she comes. Then onto my chest. All the way down onto my pole. I make sure to get basted in the juices. Then I don’t shower. Women totally pick up on the pheromones. Maybe it’s a competitive thing. Not sure. But usually one or two girls will hit on me during any given day when when I’m covered in pussy juice it’s like 15. |
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A1Janitor
User ID: 58658563 United States 03/24/2019 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s all about the pheromones. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75781610 Whenever I leave my wife’s vagina juice all over my face and body, chicks throw themselves at me. It’s not just a fluke. Been married for 15 years and I’ve made a point of experimenting with this phenomenon for well over 25. I first noticed in HS when I had pussy juice all over me. Since then I’ve made a point of rubbing whichever soaking wet vagina all over me. If she’s riding my face I’ll push her down over my chin and onto my neck after she comes. Then onto my chest. All the way down onto my pole. I make sure to get basted in the juices. Then I don’t shower. Women totally pick up on the pheromones. Maybe it’s a competitive thing. Not sure. But usually one or two girls will hit on me during any given day when when I’m covered in pussy juice it’s like 15. I wish I didn’t read this. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77472914 United States 03/24/2019 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to amuse.vice.com (secure)] Quoting: Slippery Pete "Perhaps the most controversial of their fragrances is Secretions Magnifiques (or Magnificent Secretions) - a perfume designed to literally smell like sex: blood, sweat, semen and saliva. And the perfume doesn’t not smell like semen - certainly it was enough for one perfume vlogger to describe it as “horrifying”. Personally, I didn’t find it especially enjoyable, but I did find it intriguing: bodily, coppery and complex. This was Etat Libre d’Orange’s first perfume - a statement of intent if ever there was one." :youreafag: |